jdhmnovel Chapter 269 Lucky·Accident·Xiang
Chapter 269 Lucky·Accident·Xiang
"...Are you okay?" Jixiang grabbed Guan Qingyue who was almost hit by the accident and asked subconsciously.
Guan Qingyue shook his head, he was just almost involved in an accident.
That “Oh my god” has nothing to do with him.
"...Can you get up now?!" The girl who was one of the protagonists of the accident was lying on the ground, staring at the boy who was protecting her head.
Upon hearing this, the boy immediately withdrew his hand that was protecting the girl's head with an awkward look on his face.
The girl was caught off guard and her head hit the ground with a bang. Fortunately, she was lying down, with the distance between her head and the ground short, so the impact was not serious.
But the girl still burst into tears after being hit by this blow.
The six members and two ducks of the Dafugui team all tilted their heads and watched the scene with shining eyes.
Mo Xingfeng whispered, "You don't have to cry like this just because you broke the floor..."
The other people's expressions were very complicated: "..."
Ah this... they hit my head...
Jixiang couldn't help but touch the back of his head without saying anything. If it were her... she would definitely make a hole in the floor...
Surya and Jixiang, who also pretended to touch the back of their heads casually, looked at each other. Life where one could only pretend to be weak was so invincible!
The conversation between the accident duo over there has reached its climax!
"...Apologize!" The girl glared at the boy with raised eyebrows.
"Ha! Get it straight! It was you who bumped into me!" The boy put his hands in his pockets and sneered.
It has a kind of evil, crazy and cool feeling...
"This is the exit, not the entrance. It's obviously you who are going in the opposite direction!" the girl insisted.
"...I was walking against traffic?" The boy suddenly laughed, then put his arm around the girl's shoulders and led her forward, "Now we are accomplices..."
"...Let me go! You psychopath..."
The six members and two ducks of the Dafugui team watched the two people walking away with subtle expressions.
"…What happened?" Guan Qingyue asked blankly.
"This floor is surprisingly intact!" Mo Xingfeng excitedly stepped on the place where the girl hit her head.
Then, the floor cracked...
The rest of the people and the duck: "..."
Mo Xingfeng: “…”
"Damage to public facilities detected! One floor tile is damaged!"
Within ten seconds, a mini robot for public facility safety monitoring that can be used on land, in water and in the air arrived at the scene.
Mo Xingfeng's innocent and confused face was photographed in a close-up shot.
"Please pay the fine within three days! Please pay the fine within three days!"
Surya and Jixiang laughed like ducks...
“… Crazy.” Mo Zuolan took out the last duck neck that smelled like stinky tofu, his face looking quite serious.
I took a deep breath and gave him a bottle of 82 pure milk, and let him get drunk...
After embarrassing themselves, the six people and two ducks decided to take a ride back to school.
According to Jixiang's inside information, they have a 90% chance of getting on the bus! It's almost time for the patrol handover...
The six people and two ducks found a place away from the crowd and shops.
After the six people put on the gas masks they carried with them, Daya squatted in the corner, twisting her butt and swaying.
"Ga gaga gaga!" Daya shouted angrily.
The six people then turned around with regret. They just wanted to admire the duck pooping...
Daya: "..."
he tui! Perverted thing!
Daya, who had just finished taking a shit, gave a signal.
Jixiang was pushed out to "wipe Daya's ass"...
Jixiang had just finished "wiping Daya's butt", cleaning up the poop and doing the deodorizing work, when a bus arrived!
That is...why not a red vest?
Hong Peilu sat in the flying car and raised his eyebrows and smiled at a few people.
"Yo~Have you guys had enough fun?"
The smart ones: "..."
The Duck Shit Summoner summoned too much...
"Hello, teacher!" Six people shouted in unison, mixed with the tender quacking of ducks.
"...I'm not good, you guys are really good." Hong Peilu smiled very gently, "Get in the car!"
"Yes!"
The six smart guys immediately rushed to get on the bus...
Hong Peilu looked at him with disgust.
After the six smart guys got into the car, Hong Peilu started the car and immediately ran away with the six people.
Target Prison Star! Let’s go!
Late in the evening, six people were arrested by Hong Peilu and taken to Prison Star. If you didn’t know, you would think they were sent to prison for committing a crime.
It was not until the evening of the next day that these six smart people were finally kicked out of the prison star...
The six smart ones boarded the return starship with bruised faces and noses.
The big brother in the starship laughed at the six people from all angles... If they were not afraid of the destruction of the ship and the death of people, they would never have spared him! It was definitely not because they could not beat him for the time being!
“…See you later! Brother loves you!” The eldest brother made a big heart to the six people, hummed a song and flew away.
Hong Peilu was leaning in the driving seat listening to music. When he looked up, he saw six unlucky guys with bruised faces and noses lined up neatly in front of the car... The visual impact was quite great!
But what hasn’t Hong Peilu experienced? Back then, he was even more… ahem…
Thinking of those unbearable memories, Hong Peilu felt a flash of melancholy in his heart. After opening the car door, six unlucky guys climbed into the car looking very haggard.
Not as lively as last night at all!
"...Where do you want to go?" Hong Peilu asked very kindly.
"Auction!" Jixiang, Guan Qingyue, Su Erya and Ji Wuce said in unison.
Only the two brothers who were causing trouble shouted about the dormitory.
The six of them engaged in a fierce eye-fight, and the minority obeyed the majority! The two brothers who caused trouble were completely defeated!
"It's the auction!" Jixiang finally confirmed.
Hong Peilu said that it was no problem, but "your faces are full of different colors..."
"...This is fashion!" Suerya said with a difficult smile.
"...It's quite abnormal." Hong Peilu didn't understand, but expressed his respect.
The Great Wealth Team: “…”
Before reaching the trading area, Hong Peilu suddenly said, "Put on your masks, and let's go in with different identities..."
The six people who were lying dead immediately stood up.
"We don't work for nothing!" Jixiang sat upright with a very official expression.
"…What about the discount?"
"Tell me, do you want to lose points or hurt feelings?" Jixiang asked grimly.
Hong Peilu: “…”
Hong Peilu slapped Jixiang on the head.
"Wu Zeerya, let's talk!"
auspicious:"……"
Professional matters should be left to professionals...
Ten minutes later, seven unfamiliar faces appeared in an inconspicuous position in the auction area.
Because of this material exchange activity, a lot of unfamiliar faces flocked to the Zhanzi No. 9 Planet, so no one would feel strange about someone with some exotic facial features.
"Please help me pay attention to some materials at the auction..." Hong Peilu conveyed the message to Jixiang using his mental power.