I was in the supernatural film set and mixed into the cursed world

Chapter 1: Time Travel?!

In a dim room, a faint green light illuminated my face.

The stove in front of me was bubbling, flashing strange special effects and shaking wildly, as if it would explode with the slightest touch.

That's right, I'm making medicine.

There seems to be a risk of furnace explosion during this alchemy, so I'm always prepared. After all, I always have furnace explosions, and this time is likely to be no exception.

Sure enough, there was a loud bang and the stove in front of me exploded.

"Ahem, ahem, failed again?" He cleaned up the debris on the table and started checking with the book.

As for why I make elixirs?

Let me tell you the story.

I've always felt like something wasn't right around me, like I could see strange beings. After all, what kind of person would crawl out of a TV? And what kind of person would stay awake in the middle of the night and knock on the window on the eighth floor?

The most annoying thing was the guy who kept shouting "kill" in my ear. I was surrounded by a group of elementary school students because I was scared by something strange, and I was pestered by this guy.

At that time, he was pointing at the group of elementary school students and shouting "kill them" in my ear, but I ignored him.

As a result, he kept pestering me and wouldn't leave.

When I see my neighbors, I shout "Kill!" When I see the delivery man, I shout "Kill!"

My neighbor was arrested by the police for something that happened, and the delivery man was caught for stealing. I once suspected that this guy had a special bad guy detector.

As a result, when I eat, he shouts "kill." When I drink water, he shouts "kill." When I study, he shouts "kill." When I go to the toilet, he shouts "kill."

…………Good fellow, are you so murderous?

He just attached himself to me, killing me every day. I was so fed up with it.

After realizing that these guys couldn't hurt me other than making noise and causing psychological trauma, I left them alone for a long time.

It looks like it won't work anymore.

This guy was so noisy, I decided to think of a way.

To this end, I visited various temples and libraries. The abbot said I was sick, and the sweeping monk said I had a bra.

………You’re the one who wears a bra! I’m still a child!!

The ghost behind me was not driven away, but I met a lot of weird people and learned a lot of useless knowledge.

Finally I found an ancient book in an abandoned temple.

I saw a seemingly awesome practice above, so I started to try it.

The name of the exercise was something like Tabemas. Seeing the strange things in it, such as toilet unblockers, broken heads, oil dogs, etc., I was shocked as a child.

In order to find these strange materials, we had to poke toilets, break strange heads, and even soak dog hair in oil.

Then, half-believingly, he tried the alchemy method on the first page, and surprisingly, the furnace exploded on the spot! This is modern times, so magical, there is actually a furnace explosion in the immortal cultivation method!

After that, I believed in this secret book and started my method of cultivating immortality and refining elixirs.

The final step in the alchemy method was to eat all of these things. Looking at the finished product of the previous explosion furnace, he closed his eyes and stuffed it into his mouth.

It's quite helpful for sleeping. I had some insomnia because of those guys before, but this time I actually made up for the sleep.

On the third day, I was taken to dinner by the friendly police officers. I suspected that the effect of my first alchemy would bring me luck. Even a blast furnace would have an effect.

I excitedly turned to the second page, the third page, and tried it.

The effect is unclear, but the police officers are treating me better and better. Even the guy behind me stopped shouting "kill" and looked at me strangely.

Maybe it’s all because of the failed products, there’s only a lucky bonus.

I was very satisfied. After eating all the failed elixirs in the book, I began to try to make the finished products.

Finally, there was only one pill left to make. After consuming it all, I didn't feel any effect for a while, but I had tried everything, so how could I have only one left? I tried hundreds of times.

Today is another day of explosion.

"..." The spirit behind me hadn't shouted since that dud. He stared at me with a strange look, wanting to say something but not saying it.

I was used to his strange looks, so I ignored them.

After cleaning up the debris on the table, I fell exhausted on the bed.

I am an orphan, but the amazing thing is that I have an unknown bank card and the house I live in now.

So the neighbors around me all say that I am actually a child abandoned by my parents.

It was very uncomfortable to hear them at first, but after I started refining the elixir, they stopped saying those strange things. Every time they saw me, they would politely make way for me to go home.

Sure enough, although no other effects were seen from refining the elixir, the luck value was definitely increased.

Firmly believing this, I looked at the last alchemy menu.

Alas, I may have to look for materials again today.

Old actor Oily Dog, because of my constant furnace explosion, the dog that lives downstairs is almost bald because of me plucking its fur. Every time it sees me, its tail tucks in and it runs into the house. Now its fur is a little difficult to plucking.

Just when I was thinking about changing the dog or continuing to pull its fur, I found that it had a strange object in its mouth.

It looks like a dark purple finger.

! !

Could it be that?

I looked at the purple twist with the demo picture in the menu in my hand.

No wonder I keep getting so mad. Could it be that this purple thing isn't the purple slippers from the supermarket? Is it this?

Oh my god, this dog actually became a spirit after I plucked its hair out! I was in awe of the dog, so I slowly approached it, removed my finger, and continued plucking it.

Since it has become a spirit, this Mao must be even more powerful and must not be let go.

The yellow dog wailed, tears welling up in his eyes as he watched his fur disappear into the distance.

Maybe God couldn't bear it, because tonight I found that the furnace didn't explode on time.

Wow!! Is it going to be a success?!

My eyes were shining as I looked at the flames burning in the stove, as if I was imagining a bright future.

Finally, on this day, the fire in my stove went out normally.

Looking at the round meatballs inside, I shed tears of relief.

I was able to refine it into a normal pill shape. Before, they were all weird shapes! !

While it was still steaming, I threw it into my mouth and swallowed it without hesitation.

Wuhu, the last pill is indeed extraordinary. The smell of it, like a vomit rag, makes people unable to stop.

"Is the successful product so delicious?!" This was the most delicious pill I had ever eaten, and my eyes were filled with tears.

The pages in that book that would disappear every time I succeeded in refining an elixir were finally cleared today.

Flipping through the blank pages of this book, I breathed a sigh of relief with a sense of accomplishment.

Oh my god, I did it!!

The next second, I felt a sharp pain in my lower abdomen. I was startled and slid into the toilet very skillfully.

The effect was surprisingly good this time. I haven't felt this much pain in a long time. Holding onto the toilet, my legs shaking, I began today's battle.

After the battle, I stood up, feeling a bit exhausted. It felt like the world was shaking. Wow, was I about to start a transformation?

I flushed the toilet with anticipation and left the room.

Ok?

Where is this place?

After walking out of the toilet, I looked at the empty grass outside in confusion, then turned my head to look at the toilet behind me.

Huh? How did it become a public toilet?

Could this be the effect of the last pill? I immediately became serious and looked around.

Ah, it seems that I didn’t have time to say goodbye to those police brothers and sisters, but I secretly stuffed the semi-finished products of my alchemy into their water cups. I believe it will definitely bless them. I believe my luck value will increase dramatically.

(The police, who collectively suffered from diarrhea but couldn't find the cause, sent a congratulatory message from another world.)

Suddenly, there was a sound of air being cut, and something came towards me at a high speed.

Before that thing arrived, a man who looked like a corporate slave ran past me in panic.

"?" I was confused, and then I saw the original appearance of the thing chasing me.

"Don't work overtime... Don't work overtime... Work overtime if necessary..." He shouted terrifying curses, and his whole body was covered with dense pustules, like a pool of mud.

"Hey, isn't this what I usually eat after failing in alchemy?" He clearly remembered one of the finished alchemy products in the illustration in the recipe.

"It turns out that my success that time wasn't just a fluke, but I actually replicated it perfectly!"

Am I not a genius?

Looking at the guy standing right in front of me, I felt a sense of familiarity.

Oh my, isn't this an enlarged version of the finished elixir?! It's alive!

When I think about the sadness I experienced when refining the elixir before, I feel that the effect of this final elixir is simply amazing.

If we have this thing, won't there be others? Are there pills everywhere?

At this moment, the guy behind me suddenly jumped up and started shouting wildly at the monster in front of him.

"What's wrong with you? Don't scare my pills away!" I looked at him with dissatisfaction.

“…” It seemed that there was a language barrier and the monster on the opposite side didn’t understand what was meant. After thinking for a moment, it flew over again.

The spirit behind him closed his eyes silently.

The next second, the monster who was rushing forward while shouting "overtime" was knocked to the ground by my punch. It seemed to want to resist but became obedient after I calmed it down physically.

While I was thinking about how to deal with the situation, the scene around me seemed to become even more desolate and lonely.

There was a rustling sound behind me.

"Ding Dong, Ding Dong, who is that person behind me?" After the rustling sound stopped, a distorted voice with a smile sounded behind me.

It is said that if you hear someone yelling "Ding Dong" at midnight, do not turn around. If that person asks you a question from behind, do not answer.

Otherwise, the answer you give will become a ghost and you will continue to ask questions.

“…” Stupid, I’m familiar with all kinds of tricks, I wouldn’t be fooled by them a long time ago.

I smiled evilly, as I was used to the sets of supernatural films.

"Work overtime... don't work overtime..." The monster that was physically calmed down by me seemed to wake up and began to chant spells reflexively.

Fuck! I'm a genius who's never been haunted by a ghost, except for this guy who shouts, "Slay!" How can I let someone else hold me back?!

"Kill, kill, kill!" Brother Hansha took the opportunity to shout out as well.

Okay, okay, you guys are all ready to rebel, right?

As more and more people started asking questions behind me, I started to feel angry.

Let’s deal with the pill in front of us first.

The Overtime Curse Spirit opened his eyes weakly and was frightened by the huge mouth of emptiness in front of him.

"Work overtime, overtime... No... No..." It resisted fiercely as if it was being raped.

Listening to the dense barrage of questions from behind, veins popped up on my forehead.

Very good, you bastard. I closed my eyes and bit him on the mouth.

After receiving the notification, Gojo Satoru rushed to the scene and saw the girl carrying a dense number of curse spirits on her back, acting inappropriately towards a curse spirit lying on the ground, while the curse spirit was struggling weakly.

Gojo Satoru rarely fell into deep thought.