Chapter 1241 - 1240: Give Me a Sweet Potato
Chapter 1241 - 1240: Give Me a Sweet Potato
"Do you not know what good deeds you've done? Do you still need us to tell you?"Fang Jinxiu's face fell, followed by the other girls who also darkened their expressions.
Poor Tang Rao had no idea what was going on.
"I really don't know what I've done to upset you. How about this? I'll apologize first, and then you can point out what I did wrong, okay?"
Faced with these little troublemakers, it seemed Tang Rao had no choice but to concede.
"Tang Rao, we only found out now, before we went to the Divine Realm, you actually ignored Qin Qing. What do you mean by that?"
When women quarrel among themselves, Tang Rao couldn't mediate, and when women stand together against him, Tang Rao couldn't explain himself.
Just like now, as they teamed up to confront Tang Rao, he still didn't know why.
"What do I mean? I don't mean anything. What did I do?"
With a pair of bewildered eyes, looking at the few beauties who seemed ready to eat him alive, his heart was trembling.
"Are you really unaware or just pretending to be clueless? Forget it, since it's like this, don't bother about us anymore."
Once one of these women started talking, the rest became echoing voices, and back and forth, Tang Rao couldn't get a single word in at the end.
He didn't dare to speak, because every sentence might be wrong, and the more he said, the more wrong it could be.
"Do you think there's something wrong with our sister Qin Qing? Why don't you touch her? Do you think Qin Qing is not good enough?"
Ahem.
Tang Rao nearly spat out a mouthful of saltwater soda.
Touch Qin Qing?
Were they just bored or overly enthusiastic, even managing this aspect of Tang Rao's life?
"We've been with you for so long, understanding you intimately, through thick and thin, always considering you. Naturally, we want you and Qin Qing to get along well, yet you didn't even have Qin Qing in your heart."
How was Tang Rao supposed to keep Qin Qing in his heart?
He couldn't just say in front of everyone that Qin Qing liked someone else before. Because that person didn't like Qin Qing, that's why Qin Qing turned her affections to Tang Rao. But on second thought, that seemed a bit too hurtful.
Besides, Tang Rao didn't understand whether Qin Qing was with him for some ulterior motive, or if she just had something wrong in her head.
"I'm at fault no matter what; actually, I didn't tell you all, I have erectile dysfunction. To avoid you looking down on me, I haven't touched any woman. Please treat me better, so I won't have thoughts of dying, okay?"
To get the women to be a little more united and treat him a little better, Tang Rao even concocted this kind of lie.
His hot tears were welling up in his eyes, successfully fooling all the women present.
"Tang Rao, are you really impotent? That's impossible."
The one most shocked was You Xiaoxiao. She purposely walked over to Tang Rao's side, her small hands probing between his legs.
Just with a light touch from You Xiaoxiao's small hand, Tang Rao almost gave himself away dramatically.
"Wow, Tang Rao, you can even weave such a lie, I really misjudged you, we sisters all misjudged you."
Tang Rao shouldn't have come back; the one thing he regretted most now was returning to the women's midst.
Master, I beg you to take me away, take me to a place without women.
This was probably the recurring thought in Tang Rao's mind.
Suddenly, something magical happened. When Tang Rao intensely wanted to leave, he truly disappeared.
He vanished to a place he didn't even know.
"What the heck! Where is this place?"
The surrounding area was filled with tall weeds, and apart from women, he couldn't see any men. Did the heavens really heed Tang Rao's plea?
"Tang Rao, it seems you were brought to this place by the Divine Stone."
Tang Rao searched around but saw nobody. Just when he felt jittery inside, Jixing spoke up.
"You placed the Divine Stone in the portable palace. Just when you said you wanted to leave, I saw the Divine Stone glowing, but I'm just guessing. How about you try it a few more times?"
Jixing wouldn't lie to Tang Rao.
Can he really go wherever he wants and do whatever he likes?
Tang Rao strongly thought about returning to the women's midst, and he found himself back at the original place.
"So, how was it? Is it as you guessed? Did the Divine Stone glow?"
Jixing, guarding the Divine Stone, gave Tang Rao a confirmed reply, "It is the Divine Stone, I saw it glowing again just now."
This is awesome!
Tang Rao had always thought the heart's functionality of an archdeity couldn't be so useless, and indeed, he discovered the mystery.
"Tang Rao, what did you do just now? Were you upset by our words? We didn't mean to; it's simply that Qin Qing followed you without any status. We sisters were heartbroken for her and stood up for her."
The beauties got more spirited as they talked, with the latter remarks getting a bit out of line, but it wasn't their intention to get fierce with Tang Rao.
They hadn't expected that after being fierce with Tang Rao, he actually played disappearing.
Once they stopped speaking, Tang Rao reappeared.
Was this his way of showing that he was angry earlier?
"It's okay, it's okay, you continue talking, don't mind my feelings."
Tang Rao was wrapped up in exploring the wonders of the Divine Stone, temporarily not having much mental space to fuss with the women.
"In that case, besides being able to take me anywhere I want to go, can the Divine Stone also give me whatever I want?"
Tang Rao asked, but no one was able to respond.
"Jixing, you're well-informed, you must've heard of this thing. Give me some advice."
Tang Rao was about to die of anxiety, yet Jixing was still comfortably drinking stockpiled beer in the portable palace.
"I'm just an archdeity's Divine Sense and have never seen the archdeity, so naturally, I don't know about the archdeity having the Divine Stone. If you want to test whether it has that function, why not try and see?"
Instead of wasting time asking Jixing, wouldn't it be faster to experiment himself?
"Right, exactly."
Tang Rao extended his hand toward the sky, beginning to mutter, "Give me a sweet potato, give me a sweet potato."
When he stopped speaking, a sweet potato appeared in his hand, still slightly warm.
"Are you okay?"
Fang Jinxiu handed over the sweet potato they hadn't finished to Tang Rao's hand.
"Jinxiu, was the sweet potato from you?"
Tang Rao looked at Fang Jinxiu and then at the sweet potato in his hand.
"Yeah, weren't you just saying you wanted a sweet potato? I was afraid you'd get upset if I didn't give it to you, so I did."
No, I wasn't asking you for a roasted sweet potato, I was asking the Divine Stone for it.
But I totally can't explain what I really want to you!
Tang Rao shook his head, deciding to think about going back to a place without people.
Tang Rao suddenly returned to that previous spot.
"Give me a sweet potato, give me a sweet potato."
This time, when Tang Rao stretched out his hand, no sweet potato appeared in his hand.
"It seems I can only go wherever I want, but not get whatever I want!"
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