jdhmnovel Chapter 405: Wild History X Shit?
Chapter 405: Wild History X Shit?
The video begins with the voice of the narrator.
"According to unofficial historical records, Xianyun's knowledge of mechanical engineering stems from her having once visited Fontainebleau, where she studied Fontainebleau technology for two and a half years."
"After returning to Liyue, she discovered there was no equipment for her scientific research. So, she used the extensive knowledge she had acquired in Fontaine to study mechanical engineering."
[Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Nonsense! Unofficial history is truly unreliable.]
【Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, this isn't too far-fetched.】
[Ying: Look on the bright side, at least this is still unofficial history and not bullshit.]
"According to unofficial historical records, the travelers were actually pure Teyvatians,"
"The reason the Sustainer of Heaven's Law attacked the Traveler was because Sora once shared a true love with him and vowed to love only her for the rest of his life."
"Until the Upholder of Heavenly Justice discovered that the empty Dust Song Pot was filled with his concubines, and vowed to personally wipe this unfaithful man from this world."
“That’s why we have the scene at the beginning of the game where we’re being hunted by the Maintainers.”
【Pal: Really? 】
[Sora: Of course it's fake. Dad only loves Mom.]
【Asmodeus: Darling, don't believe these things.】
[Ying: This is already starting to go in a direction of shit.]
"According to unofficial historical records"
"Morax was actually killed by Zhongli and the Fatui."
"Because Morax sealed Zhongli's friend, the Dragon King Ruotuo
【Walnut: This is already getting outrageous.】
[Ruotuo Dragon King: @Zhongli, is this true or false? ]
Xiao: Disrespecting the Emperor
"According to unofficial history, Villette would sentence Fukaros to death."
"The main purpose is to test whether he, as the Supreme Judge, can judge the gods."
"Fernina was not tried because Violet thought she was stupid and not very smart."
"We plan to raise her as a child bride."
[Funina: Puff...cough cough...cough cough cough]
[Charlotte: The Secret That Shocked the Supreme Judge and the Water God, What Do You Think of This Title?]
[Fukaros: So I am part of your play? ]
[Nibelungen: Why does it rain every other day in Fontainebleau?]
[Apepu: This generation of Water Dragon King is too fond of crying. . ]
Nibelung: Okay, he's just a 500-year-old kid, what else do you want?
"According to unofficial historical records, Lei Dian faked his own death in order to escape the burden of eating the food made by Lei Dian's movies."
"She is currently at the Starry Sky Railway next door, pretending to be Huang Quan, and has already sent the protagonist, Pioneer, to the Hall of the Dead."
【Luo Yu: I feel this is the most reliable.】
[Lei Movie: Sister, is this true? ]
【Leidianzhen: Of course it’s fake.】
【Ying: So that pioneer was hacked to death.】
[Walnut: It's a pity that the world of Wangshengtang doesn't have a branch hall.]
"According to unofficial historical records, Nibelungen and Phanes were actually husband and wife."
"Because Phanes fathered four daughters in a row, the Nibelungs cruelly abandoned him, leading to the Year of the Burial Fire."
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Nibelungen: Who was in the last video?]
[Fanez: Ugh, is there really anyone who would believe such a disgusting video?]
[Luo Yu: I think you two are actually quite compatible. Why don't you just get together?]
Nibelungen: Even if I were beaten to death, even if I died outside, even if I took a Wangyu·Xu Shen Flash from you, I would not be with such a wretch.
【Fanes: What a coincidence, I was about to say the same thing.】
[Ding, here's the complete history of everyone in Teyvat that appears in the bonus video.]
[Nibelungen: What? A complete collection of Teyvat shit.]
【Luo Yu: Can someone lend it to me to take a look? 】
[Fanes: I'll give you mine, and then you get out of Teyvat.]
【Luo Yu:Okay】
[Ding, the video of Teyvat Qingming Festival ancestor worship is about to play]
[Walnut: Do we have this festival?]
【Luo Yu: The other world festival should be today.】
[Fanes: @Luo Yu, why are you glowing? ]
Luo Yu: My world had this festival. The ancestor worship process was to first worship the heavens, then the ancestors.
【Mubai: So the light on Senior is the power of faith.】
【Luo Yu: The answer is correct, but there is no reward.】
Video starts
Xiao, Hu Tao, and Zhong Li were paying respects at a grave.
“Please pray to our ancestors to bless us to make a fortune”
The scene shows the tombstone on the grave, which reads: Tomb of Emperor Yan
"What are you standing there for? Come over here and kowtow and burn money to ask the old emperor to bless us to make a lot of money. This time I brought Mora, which should be enough for him to spend down there."
He took out Mora and threw it into the fire. Then Zhong’s phone heard a voice saying “Alipay has received Mora”.
Zhongli took out his phone and saw the message reminder:
[Tiandi Bank]
Walnut transfers money to you, Mola Mola
Current Balance Mora
Hu Tao looked back at Zhongli and threw the remaining Mora into the fire.
Zhongli's phone rang again
"Alipay to Mora"
Zhongli glanced at his phone again
[Tiandi Bank]
Walnut transfers money to you Mora
Current Balance: Mora
Walnut took out a bucket of water and put out the fire
A message popped up on Zhongli's phone:
[Tiandi Bank]
Hutao launches refund policy for minors
Zhong Mou "(a plant)"
[Walnut: It turns out that burning paper can actually be received.]
[Ying: Kurumi shouldn't be underage now, right?]
Xiao: Disrespecting the Emperor
Screen turn
Bu Lu
"I visit my master's grave every year, but I know very little about him. Changsheng, what kind of person do you think he is?"
“He’s a man with great taste in clothes.”
[Baizhu: Why haven't I heard you mention Changsheng?]
【Changsheng: Mainly because you didn't ask.】
The scene changes again
Wanmintang
Dada Duck: "Doctor, why are you working part-time at Wanmin Hall during your vacation? Aren't you going back to Xumi to worship your ancestors?"
"Every time I went back before, someone hit me on the head with something. I won't go back anymore."
Dada Duck: “What did they throw at you?”
"They throw poop at me, I make egg tarts with it. They throw poop at me, I make pizza with it."
Xiangling behind the doctor said angrily, "Get lost!"
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Hazard: This is a complete slander. We never throw poop at people.]
[Dr. Dottore: But when I was expelled, someone really threw it at me.]
【Tartaria: To be honest, if it were me, I wouldn't go back to my hometown either.】
Xiangling: I understand everything else, but I really can't comprehend that last sentence.
【Luo Yu: I can’t understand it either.】
[Ding, reward walnut...]
PS: The numbers that appear in this chapter are the group numbers