jdhmnovel Chapter 395 Ruotuo: Don’t come over here
Chapter 395 Ruotuo: Don’t come over here
Good morning, everyone!
Nabu: @Ahmar, you're not going to get scared off again, are you?
Ahmar: Don't worry, you can't run away.
[Xinoning: Is this Red King technology? ]
[Ding, warm reminder, because the system needs an urgent update today, there will be an extra-long task after the first video today]
【Luo Yu: Easy to do, love to do】
[Ying: What else can you do with this?]
[Ding, the video is about to play. You and I, the only normal person, seem out of place.]
Luo Yu: Isn’t this talking about me? In the world of Teyvat, I’m the only normal person.
[Fanes: Who of you is in the live broadcast room?]
[Nibelungen: Am I not the only normal person in the world?]
Video starts
"My name is Ningguang, and I'm hosting a talent show."
"Recent talent shows have become increasingly clichéd. As a good host, I must strive to break away from this situation."
As Ningguang finished speaking, the camera zoomed away.
At this time, there were five people in the whole room including Ningguang.
The remaining four
Wendy
Zhongli
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芙宁娜
There were also cardboard figures pretending to be the audience.
“Why did I take this in the first place?”
Ningguang complained in her heart, but out of professionalism she still enthusiastically began hosting: "Dear audience friends, good evening, welcome to watch the strongest draft king."
"Now, please welcome the first contestant."
After Ningguang finished speaking, Osel, who was wrapped in bandages and lying half-dead on the hospital bed, was kicked onto the stage along with the bed.
“Oh my god, what’s going on?”
Ningguang was shocked.
[Hu Tao: This has already met my client's standards.]
[Xingqiu: My blind guess is that he was beaten by the Emperor.]
【Osel: This guy is the only one who likes to bully the weak.】
[Luo Yu: I really didn't expect that one day you would hear something like this?]
Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, I have always followed the principle of not offending others unless they offend me.
"Hello everyone, it's a great honor to be here on the stage of the most miserable competition... no, the most powerful talent show king."
Osel said weakly and gave a thumbs up.
"What's wrong with you? Did you just say what was in your heart?"
Ningguang complained in her heart.
Osel ignored Ningguang's inner complaints and began to introduce himself.
"Hello everyone, I am Osel, the Demon God of the Whirlpool. I am in good health and have no bad habits."
Ningguang glanced at Osel, who was breathing more out than in, and muttered inwardly, "If you were any less healthy, you wouldn't even meet the standards of a client at the Hall of Rebirth."
"Just because I'm healthy, the old man who lives next door to me beat me up and left me half-crippled, and he also did something unpleasant to my wife."
“What exactly do you do?”
Ningguang asked
Hearing this, an expression of humiliation appeared on Osel's face. Don't ask me how I could tell through the bandages?
"One of his apprentices with a big blue cock almost beat my wife to death... wuwuwu"
[Gui Zhong: That’s okay (withdrawing a knife.jpg)]
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: @Osel, what is the big blue chicken? ]
【Osel: Aren’t you? 】
[Lord of the Wind and Cloud: Unbridled]
[Shen He: @Osel, I don't remember hitting your wife.]
[Ying: It is in your legendary mission]
【Shen He:Oh】
"Then your wife came to make trouble during our holiday. I'm lucky I didn't use the Qun Yu Pavilion to hit her."
Ningguang continued to complain.
The judges could empathize with Osel's tragic experience.
Wendy: “Tell me why you are on the stage?”
Osel: "For a sentence I have suppressed in my heart for a long time."
Zhongli: “What are you talking about?”
Osel gathered his emotions and shouted in his strongest voice: "Morax, my immortal, if you have the guts, come to Solitary Cloud Pavilion and we'll fight."
After Osel finished speaking, the four judges all cheered.
At the same time, the audience members who were pretending with candy bars also applauded.
Ningguang looked at the environment in the fourth round in bewilderment, thinking: "No, buddy, you've been beaten like this by the Emperor, and you still dare to provoke me."
After receiving a round of applause, Osel was pushed down by two hillbillies.
Looking at Osel being pushed off, Ningguang sighed inwardly: "Forget it, it's normal for the show to not perform well at the beginning. As an excellent host, I will definitely make the show a hit."
Ningguang cheered herself up with full energy.
Then I saw a man dressed in a very exotic style...Long walked onto the stage.
[Nibelungen: Hey, I remember this guy seems to be Xiaohuo's younger brother.]
Apep: Yes, that is the Fire-Stealing Sage mentioned by the Nata people.
"So they're friends from the Dragon Clan. This show suddenly became high-end."
Ningguang looked at the Fire Thief Sage with a smile on her face.
“Hello everyone, I am from the Labrasi tribe in Nata”
The Fire Sage's first words directly broke Ningguang's defense.
[Mavica: Do we have such a tribe? ]
[Malani: I don’t know]
【Sita: Anyway, I haven't heard of it.】
[Katsina: Perhaps it's a tribe from the Dragon Clan era.]
【Nibelungen: We can't have such a name.】
"Make up... no, tell your story."
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Ningguang thought to herself: "Did you just let something slip?"
"My father, mother, grandparents, and the rest of my brothers and sisters in the tribe have all passed away, and not long ago my only brother was killed by a man named Shibarak."
The Fire Thief began to cry as he spoke.
[Ying: I remember that the Fire Dragon King was killed because of this guy.]
[Nibelungen: I've been telling you since I was little that this kid is no match for me.]
Apep: That’s right.
"I am the only one in my tribe now, and I was just diagnosed with infertility."
Ningguang's thoughts: "Is it really that bad?"
"But I have a dream, so I signed up to compete for the title of the most miserable... oh no, the most powerful draft pick."
Ningguang's psychology: "Are you mentally infertile? Isn't this show just about being miserable?"
Zhongli was deeply moved. He wiped his tears and asked, "What is your dream?"
"My dream is to chat with the beautiful dragons from all over the Seven Kingdoms, especially the Rock Dragon King of Liyue"
Ning Guang's body trembled at these words, and she turned back to look at the Fire Thief in disbelief. "What a psycho! This isn't a dating show, and I remember that the Ruotuo Dragon King is a man."
Ruotuo Dragon King: I don't quite understand the aesthetic taste of the elderly.
Nibelungen: Don't even mention you. I can't understand it either.
【Apep: Could it be that he was driven mad by the torture of the abyss?】
[Ying: I wouldn't have said anything even if he'd gone after Villette, but why did he have to go after Ruotuo?]
[Funina: Then Violet, can you please stop crying? ]