jdhmnovel Chapter 202 The Ultimate Dog Licker King
Chapter 202 The Ultimate Dog Licker King
"No, I think boys who are good at playing games are very attractive."
After Asmodeus finished speaking, Sora showed her how he passed Sekiro blindfolded and unharmed.
As Sora finished the game, pink bubbles appeared on the screen again, and Asmodeus's face became redder and redder.
Ying's gaze kept shifting between the two of them.
"Hey, don't embarrass me here. I am the upholder of justice."
After Ying finished speaking, Asmodeus lowered his head slightly, somewhat shyly.
When the scene turned to Kong, Kong was seen changing into Phanes's clothes.
"Oh, is that fair? That's me."
【Ying: You also tried your best】
Asmodeus: I'm curious where you got the throne clothes.
[Sora: I won’t wear this.]
【Asmodeus: You better not have it】
Asmodeus' heart was already pounding at this moment.
"He only knows how to do these fancy things. He has a very low level of education."
“I don’t agree with what you said.”
As Ying finished speaking, Kong, wearing a monocle, solved a century-old problem.
Then there was the familiar pink bubble special effect, and Asmodeus's face became increasingly red.
"Cultural level is to elemental reactions what the rock crystals in Teyvat's omelette are to the law of conservation of primordial force."
"If emergency food absorbs the intensified sweet flower-stuffed chicken, then love is equal to the deoxyribonucleic acid in the mixed energy of compensation."
Wendy: Although I know every word, I can't understand them when they're put together.
[Paimon: I only heard about sweet flower-stuffed chicken.]
【Ying: What the hell are you talking about? This is!】
【Asmodeus: I feel that what you said makes a lot of sense and is quite profound.】
[Ying: Sister-in-law, wake up a little, this is complete nonsense.]
[Yaejinko: Stop talking. A girl in love won't listen to this.]
Finally, Ying couldn't bear it anymore and kicked Kong down with a flying kick.
"Ying, why are you so rude?"
When Asmodeus felt distressed, he helped Kong up, and the two looked at each other.
The pink bubble special effect appeared on the screen again.
The video ends with Ying's speechless eyes.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn.]
[Ying: You make me feel strange, brother]
[Sora: I...]
[Ying: I understand. After all, now that you have a wife, you no longer like your cute and obedient sister. Oh, oh, oh, oh]
[Paimon: Ying's brother is too bad]
【Yatae Shenzi: That's it】
【Kong: You will pay for the consumption abyss in the future】
【Ying:Brother is the best】
[Ding, reward the traveler Ying, and all future bills will be transferred to the abyss]
【Ying: This time it’s really correct】
[Ding, reward Abyss Prince Sora and Heaven's Justice Upholder Asmodeus with a mobile phone with unlimited power and data]
[Ying: So my phone has no data and no charger]
Yaejinko: Maybe it’s because you don’t have a partner.
[Ying: No, I want to find one too]
[Kamisato Ayaka: My brother is pretty good]
[Kamisato Ayato: No]
[Kong: No]
[Ying: What do you care? @神里凌人, we're getting married tomorrow]
[Kamisato Ayato: Travelers should not make such jokes]
[Ding, the video is about to play, the ultimate dog licker]
Xingqiu: What is a dog licker?
[Ying: It means being nice to a person of the opposite sex who is not related to you without expecting anything in return, hoping that the other person will be moved.]
Chongyun: I don't understand. There shouldn't be any lickers in Teyvat, right?
Wendy: Not necessarily. After all, there are all kinds of birds in a big forest.
【Zhongli: From a universal rational point of view, it is true】
Video begins.
Manyo stopped Arataki Ichito who was shopping.
"Brother, do you want to participate in the dog licking competition?"
"Dog Licking Contest, I'm not a dog licker"
"I'll give you 100 Moras, but we're short of people. You make up the numbers."
In this way, Manye forced Ara Taki Ichito to give him 100 Mora to participate in the dog-licking competition.
When I arrived at the competition venue, I saw the previous contestant saying that he licked more.
“I say goodnight to her every day…”
Before the contestant finished speaking, the judges said: "Eliminate, no one can lick today"
Taking the microphone from the eliminated contestant, Arataki Ichito said: "My name is Arataki Ichito, I'll join in..."
Before Ara Taki Ichito finished speaking, the judges said: "You have advanced"
“I didn’t say anything.”
"Whichever station you go to, you are just a bootlicker and will go straight to the finals"
"I'll give you my money back. I'm also a bootlicker."
Araki Ito couldn't bear this humiliation, so he immediately returned the money to Wan Ye and prepared to run away.
But the scene changed and they came to the final contestants' lounge.
"The finals are coming soon, how are you preparing?"
When faced with the reporter's interview, Ara Taki Ichito showed no concern.
"What are you preparing for? I'm not a bootlicker."
"I need to fix my phone urgently, the screen is broken"
Hearing this, the reporter took a look at the screen of Ara Taki Ichito's phone, and then asked in confusion: "Your phone screen is not broken."
“Then why can’t I see her Moments?”
After hearing this, the reporter was stunned for a second, and then said excitedly: "Come on, champion!"
"What are you talking about! What are you talking about?"
“Who is the champion?”
The young lady who likes to wear makeup quickly pulled her down.
"Champion, please sit down and I'll draw you a good picture."
【Ying: This championship belongs to you.】
[Arakaki Ichito: Hahahaha, that's right, I'm definitely number one at everything.]
Kujo Sara: You idiot, I was praising you.
【Kyuki Shinobu: It’s good that the boss is so happy.】
"Next, we'd like to welcome our annual dark horse, Ara Taki Ichito!"
Amid the passionate voice of the host Manye, Arataki Ichito slowly walked up to the podium.
Raising your hands can stop the applause.
"Use 30 seconds to prove you are a bootlicker, start bootlicking"
Zhongli said.
"I'm not a bootlicker. The girl I like makes desserts for me every day, exclusive desserts."
Lei Dianying asked: "What dessert?"
Hearing this, Aratake Ichito said confidently: "It's a cold reception."
"Good to lick"
Zhongli gave one point.
"How can we compare this?"
Some players withdrew directly.
Seeing this scene, Aratake Ichito hurriedly explained to save his image.
"Don't you guys understand what's going on?"
"She's very considerate of me. Every time she goes home to treat him to a meal, she always tells me about it."
“Just save some money.”
Lei Dianying didn't say anything, but gave two points.
"No, every time I send him a message he replies within seconds, within seconds!"
"What's your reply?"
"The other party has turned on friend verification, and you are not their friend yet."
As soon as these words came out, Zhongli Lei Movie even Wan Ye, the referee, gave him one point.
“This is too good to lick.”
The second runner also ran away.
“I’m really not a bootlicker.”
Zhongli didn't listen to his introduction at all.
"You licked it well enough, can you take the championship?"
“I think it’s OK.”
After that, the two of them started discussing without caring about how Aratake Ichito explained.
"In the next segment, the goddess will appear"
As Fengyuan Manye said this, the goddess appeared.
[Ding, who is the goddess who appears?]
A. Ms. Hina
【B. Nine-striped Sala】
【C. Thunder General】
【D. Kamisato Ayaka】
[Ding, this question is a quick response question, and the quick response will start in five minutes.]