jdhmnovel Chapter 195 Advertisements Are Everywhere
Chapter 195 Advertisements Are Everywhere
Xiao: The Emperor must have a deeper purpose for doing this.
[Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun: You don't think the Emperor really couldn't catch it. The Emperor didn't catch it just to save the maintainer's face.]
【Ying: No, this can help you make up for it.】
[Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun: It's just a fact.]
"There is no martial art in the world that is invincible except speed."
Zhongli withdrew his hand in a very pretentious manner.
"Hey, you're not holding the bullet."
Bennett also made appropriate complaints.
"Who told you I was holding a bullet?"
"I'm just catching mosquitoes."
Zhongli said this, revealing the mosquito that was crushed between his fingers.
[Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun: I see, you are indeed worthy of being the Emperor.]
Xiao: I've already said it, the Emperor must have a deep meaning behind what he did.
【Ying: It really came back round.】
As soon as Zhongli finished saying this, an advertisement popped up.
“Zhongli brand mosquito coils effectively repel 99% of mosquitoes.”
"To repel mosquitoes, you don't need a gun."
[Ying: This ad came in unexpectedly.]
[Walnut: It would be nice if there really was a mosquito coil like this.]
[Xingqiu: Aren't you already an immortal?]
[Walnut: Immortals are also human and can get bitten by mosquitoes.]
[Wendy: Not to mention immortals, even gods get bitten by mosquitoes.]
[Diakarapian: I'm curious if the mosquito exploded after biting you?]
Wendy: Yes.
After the commercial, the scene shifts to Ying staring at Paimon's collar.
“Where’s my pure resin?”
"I'll help you farm all the relics."
Upon hearing this, Ying slapped Paimeng against the wall.
【Paimon: Wow, you look so fierce in the video.】
【Ying: Really? (smirk.jpg)】
[Paimon: Don't hit me, I won't eat so much again (shivering.jpg)]
【Ying: I am Paimon, why would I hit you?】
【Paimon: Well, you are so nice】
“Hit…hit me”
"I just want to help you increase your fighting power."
As soon as Paimon finished speaking, Ying teleported to his side and gave him another big blow.
"You hit me twice"
“My father never hit me.”
Seeing Paimeng's aggrieved look, Ying turned around reluctantly, but her mouth was still hard: "What's wrong with me hitting you?"
"Humph, I'm helping you swat mosquitoes."
As she spoke, Ying showed the mosquito that had been swatted to pieces in her hand.
After Ying finished speaking, the advertisement continued to appear.
"Light up the Zhongli mosquito coil."
"Intentional harmony without melancholy."
[Paimon: You're still swatting mosquitoes for me. I'm a traveler, so you won't swatter me.]
Wendy: Have you ever wondered what kind of mosquito can survive two of her hits?
【Ying: I told you not to sow discord.】
[Dicarapian: Such people should be hanged in the Forum of the Aeolians.]
【Zhongli: Happy to serve.】
The screen will switch after the advertisement ends.
This time, the three little lolis, Klee, Qiqi and Zaoyou, were each in a house.
And the dubbing this time has a kind of allegro-speaking feel.
"Three children build a house and have endless fun"
“Who knew Wendy would come and play a prank on me?”
“I saw the thatched house that Zaoyou had lazily built right before my eyes.”
“The Wind God has a kind heart.”
"The thatched cottage was instantly destroyed."
[Diakarabian: You actually bullied a child. I must teach you a lesson today. @Zhongli, come and lend a hand.]
【Zhongli: Coming right away.】
"Seven coconuts to build a building."
"The bad guy uses his elemental combat skills again."
"Klee's skill in blasting fortifications is good"
"A bunker built against the mountain and beside the water is stronger than gold"
"Landmines and bombs rely on natural dangers."
"Wendy is going crazy because she can't figure out what to do."
“Man proposes, God disposes.”
"Mosquitoes breed in mountains and rivers, as numerous as smoke."
"Poor Kelly couldn't sleep all night."
"The only way is to escape from the house to avoid mosquitoes."
"Wendy effortlessly captured Klee in front of the door"
"In front of the door"
At the end of the rap, a familiar advertisement was inserted.
"Light up the Zhongli brand mosquito coils"
"Beware of bad guys and don't panic"
After the advertisement, all three pictures appeared in Klee's album.
“Don’t you think it’s missing a bit of fantasy?”
After Keli finished speaking, Zhongli finally detonated the house in the third picture.
Then the video ends.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
Wendy: I don’t know what to say now.
[Diakarapian: You don’t have to say anything]
[Ding, reward Zhongli with unlimited Zhongli brand mosquito coils]
【Zhongli: @Ningguang, I leave the sale to you.】
[Ningguang: Don't worry, Emperor.]
[Wendy: @Zhongli, can you please give me some slack in our relationship?]
【Zhongli: I came here in person to deliver the gift.】
【Wendy: Just send it via the system.】
[Ding, ding, congratulations to Bennett for winning the lucky pendant]
[Lucky pendants, pendants blessed by the goddess of luck, can increase the luck of the wearer, but may not have any effect on very special people.]
[Ying: He could have just called them by name, but he still carefully mentioned a very special group of people. He really made me cry.]
Kaia: I think Bennett belongs to this very special group.
【Bennett: My luck shouldn't be that bad, right?】
Kaia: I hope so.
[Fischl: Brave adventurer, I bless you as the Princess of the Pure Land of Dark Night.]
[Ding, reward for the traveler Yingsi Huanian's clothes]
[Ying: Who is Si Huanian?]
Xingqiu: This name sounds like someone from Liyue.
[Ding, Si Huanian, wife of the Heavenly Demon God Prentis]
【Ying: Oh my god, this is not right? 】
[Lei Dian Zhen: @Ying, can you give it to me? I'm willing to pay any price.]
[Ying: Really (unfriendly smile.jpg)]
【Raiden Zhen: Really】
[Ding, reward: Paimon's passive skill, Carislan's Big Eyes.]
[Kazilan has big eyes. When you look at others pitifully with your eyes, they will never hit you.]
【Paimon: Paimon is so cute, no one would want to hit me.】
【Klee: Yes, Paimon is so cute.】
【Ying: Yes, emergency food is so cute.】
【Paimon: Uh-huh...wait, I'm not emergency food.】
[Ding, reward: Zaoyou's invisibility ability]
[When you fall asleep, you will enter the invisible state, and it will be automatically released when you wake up. 】
【Zaoyou: This way you don’t have to worry about being caught sleeping.】
Yaejinko: Only the body has become invisible, but the aura is still there.
【Yaejinko: The Terrible Fox Woman】
[Ding, reward Qiqi so that he can continue to grow.]
Qiqi: Actually, I think this figure is pretty good.
[Walnut: It's just a small Qiqi, so cute!]
[Ding, reward: Klee's Heavenly Demon God's Blessing]
[Alice: As expected of my baby, you actually received such a precious reward.]
[Ying: I couldn't even imagine it when I went there. Klee, who already had incredible luck, now had the blessing of the Heavenly Demon God.]
[Vendetta: I guess if Phanes tries to attack Klee now, he'll suddenly die.]
Asmodeus: That's a good metaphor. Don't use metaphors next time.
[Ding, my video has finished playing. See you tomorrow, everyone.]