jdhmnovel Chapter 1491 The demons dance wildly
Chapter 1491 The demons dance wildly
Immediately afterwards, another editor came over with a box of pastries and placed it in front of Chen Mu.
"Please, both of you, help me finish these pastries. I can't finish them all. Thank you so much."
Although the editor had a strange feeling that Mr. Chen probably wouldn't like the pastries he was eating.
But that's not important. The key is that Mr. Chen can feel the sincerity in my gesture.
As they racked their brains over one bizarre question after another, the things before Chen Mu and Xiao Ye became more and more numerous.
Before they knew it, the two of them went from standing to sitting, and there was a table in front of them with tea, pastries, and snacks.
Those who realized the strangeness only after the fact regretted it so much that they slapped their thighs in remorse.
If only I had made progress sooner, now Mr. Chen has provided tea, chairs, and all that. What am I supposed to improve with?
We can't just move another chair and make Mr. Chen's buttocks sit on it.
The easy paths have all been taken by the ambitious colleagues, leaving the remaining oddballs scratching their heads in frustration, and they have no choice but to find another way.
The path of progress has also begun to gradually become more competitive.
Until one editor, in a bizarre way, had a sudden flash of inspiration and came up with an unusual path.
Since Mr. Chen has no shortage of material things, he must lack something spiritual.
I'll start with the spiritual and cultural aspects and perform a unique and bizarre show right in front of Boss Chen!
Mr. Chen was sitting there with nothing to do, so he must be bored!
Thinking of this, the young male ghost slid down to his knees and appeared in front of Chen Mu in a flash.
Such a flamboyant entrance immediately caught Chen Mu's attention.
Chen Mu squinted at the strange sight before him.
Chen Mu had a premonition that, based on his years of experience in judging people, this strange person was about to go mad!
Sure enough, the next second, the eerie creature loudly proclaimed, "Mr. Chen, since you're bored, I'll perform a segment showcasing the eerie cultural features of my hometown for you! Please enjoy!"
My unique name is "I Devour Myself!"
After saying this, without another word, Wei Yi shook his leg and elegantly kicked away his sweaty shoes.
Then, with a thud, I pulled the socks that hadn't been washed for ten days off my feet.
In front of Chen Mu, it stuffed its sweaty, smelly feet directly into its mouth and began to swallow them down its throat.
This bizarre scene completely shocked Chen Mu.
Chen Mu slowly turned his head to look at Xiao Ye, "Do you have this kind of bizarre culture over there?"
Xiaoye shook her head, equally bewildered. "I've never seen this kind of culture before. Is this... their culture?"
The strange editors who were watching were also shocked.
"Xiao Zhang is usually a pretty normal guy, why is he acting so strangely like this?"
"Isn't this culture too bizarre? If a normal person like Mr. Chen saw it, wouldn't he feel like he was being invaded by a culture?"
"This is more than just cultural invasion; this is cultural strengthening!"
Before that bizarre event could even happen, he shoved his thigh down his throat.
Two of his colleagues quickly carried it away to avoid upsetting Mr. Chen.
However, this action also inspired other strange occurrences.
Yes, they can even perform shows!
"I've been dancing for decades. Looking back now, it's all been preparation for this moment!"
"What a coincidence, so am I!"
"Damn it, I forgot my instrument. Oh well, I'll just use my ribs for now. As long as it makes a sound, I'll put it back when I'm done."
In addition, some clever little devils got inspiration from swallowing big feet.
Defying the heavens? Defying the heavens is exactly right!
Doesn't this just prove that it shocked Mr. Chen?
In contrast, Mr. Chen might forget about those who served him tea and water after a few days. But he might remember this guy who swallowed big feet and thighs for the rest of his life.
Why not try something more unusual, something that will leave a lasting impression on Mr. Chen?
"Mr. Chen, my hometown also has some unique features."
"Mr. Chen, I also want to strengthen the culture of my hometown."
……
In less than half a minute, the entire office was in complete chaos.
Chen Mu watched in disbelief as the bizarre creatures before him began to howl, convulse, and dance gracefully...
Chaos and elegance coexist, the bizarre and the refined coexist...
Chen Mu and Xiao Ye sat upright in their chairs, appearing calm on the surface, but inwardly they were both numb.
Chen Mu slowly turned his head to look at Xiao Ye, "By the way, did we eat mushrooms before we came here?"
Xiaoye shook her head.
"Then why would I see such a surreal scene? I even wonder if I'm hallucinating," Chen Mu exclaimed.
Seeing the situation getting increasingly out of control, the editor-in-chief who had been carrying the newspaper finally returned in a hurry.
When the editor-in-chief saw his colleagues all acting like monsters, he was completely bewildered.
I was only gone for a few minutes, wasn't I?
Why does it feel like centuries have passed? I don't recognize anyone when I come back.
Are these still the familiar colleagues? Is this still the oppressive office?
The editor-in-chief, feeling a bit strange, quickly found Chen Mu and asked, "Mr. Chen, did I scare you?"
Chen Mu waved his hand and stood up from his chair. "Did you get the first draft of the newspaper?"
"We've got it, Mr. Chen. Let's hurry up and leave. Something's not right here. Is the BOSS aware you're here and starting to launch a mental attack on you?" the editor-in-chief said mysteriously.
Chen Mu really wanted to say, "It wasn't the BOSS who put in the effort; it was me who put in the effort."
The strange scene and the strange employees who were working normally were all messed up by my actions.
No, I didn't exert any force either.
I was just sitting here peacefully when they suddenly went crazy and I couldn't stop them at all.
Chen Mu thought that some people were like walking aphrodisiacs, making others...
In comparison, I feel like a walking fungus, the kind with hallucinogenic effects, causing bizarre and maddening wherever I go.
He thought of his other subordinates and their past abstract behaviors.
Chen Mu even began to doubt whether his true nature was actually that of a fungus.
Under the editor-in-chief's eerie escort, Chen Mu and Xiao Ye, with a strange sense of reluctance, finally managed to escape the office.
After leaving that group of strange creatures, Chen Mu finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Sometimes being too famous isn't a good thing. I just want to do this weird mission quietly.
Why are so many weirdos rushing to stick to me? It's embarrassing and stressful.
Chen Mu couldn't help but sigh. Even Boss Chen had his own troubles.
If other players heard this, they'd probably want to beat Chen Mu to a pulp. Isn't this just pure showing off?
No, more likely it's not that it was blown up, but rather that Chen Mu was licked to pieces.
Such a great opportunity, why should only the weirdos get to enjoy it? We players want to enjoy it too, okay?