jdhmnovel Chapter 306 Inviting You to Eat Stir-fried Pork with a Belt
Chapter 306 Inviting You to Eat Stir-fried Pork with a Belt
Because Li Bai had a 3-0 record, which was a huge number of kills, Ye Lan directly made up for a large amount of gold.
With the addition of two kills, Nakoruru, who was originally in the same tier as the support class, instantly rose to the top tier.
The main reason is that although Dehua fed a lot, the enemy jungler was Li Bai, so he didn't have much of an aggressive play in the early game.
This resulted in Dehua still managing to eat every last one of his own jungle monsters.
The economy is lagging behind, but not by much.
Ye Lan, through her skillful maneuvering, left Dehua speechless. In less than a minute, Ye Lan regained the advantage that Dehua had given up.
Ye Lan's move directly disrupted Li Bai's offensive.
Not only did he lose all the advantages he had accumulated in the early stages, but he also had a disagreement with Ma Chao.
Ma Chao: "I told you we couldn't dive the tower this time, but you wouldn't believe me. Now look what happened."
Li Bai: "How can you blame me for this? You were tanking the tower the whole time. If you had dealt damage earlier and taken down Bai Qi, neither of us would have died in this wave."
Ma Chao: "What can I do? I got mocked by Bai Qi!"
Li Bai: "Who told you to be mocked? I wasn't mocked. I went up to harass and bait out their skills, what were you doing there?"
Ma Chao: "Then you fucking say it! How are you supposed to know if you don't tell me?"
Neither of them would admit defeat, each believing that the other was to blame for the failed tower dive.
Meanwhile, Ye Lan, who had successfully taken down two players and turned the tide of the battle, immediately released all the teammates who had been sent to the "black room" (a euphemism for being banned).
Bai Qi was utterly impressed by Nakoruru's skills.
"Bro, that combo you just did was so cool! Your hand speed was so fast, I couldn't even react."
"Just average, third in the world," Ye Lan said modestly.
"How did you manage to get a 0-2 start? I really can't understand it."
Hearing Bai Qi's sincere question, Ye Lan glanced at Dehua beside her, whose face was as red as a monkey's bottom.
"I was in the bathroom just now, so I asked my cousin, who is in elementary school, to help me with the operation. I didn't expect him to be so good at delivering."
"Bro, your cousin is amazing at delivery, even better than Meituan."
"And he has a bad temper. If you say anything to him, he'll talk back. I suggest you treat him to a meal with his belt and meat in person."
Teammates all complained.
Ye Lan smiled and said to Dehua, "They want me to treat you to stir-fried pork with a leather belt. What do you think, Brother Hua?"
Hua Ge rolled his eyes.
"Dude, why is your Nakoruru dealing so much damage? Does this hero have a bond with its master?"
Dehua was dumbfounded. The scene of Ma Chao's health plummeting kept replaying in his mind, and the more he thought about it, the more something seemed wrong.
My health is dropping too fast!
Based on his assessment at the time, Ye Lan could at most exchange one Ma Chao for another; she definitely couldn't possibly take down two.
But Ye Lan did it.
"Ma Chao's health dropped drastically just now, were you cheating?" Dehua questioned Ye Lan in an accusatory tone.
Ye Lan was speechless. "Brother Hua, isn't this the phone you use specifically for live-streaming games? I'm only using it for the first time today. What kind of cheats could I possibly have?"
"Feeding kill cheat? Mute cheat? Blame-shifting cheat? Stubborn cheat?"
Dehua was speechless after being rebuked by Ye Lan, and subconsciously touched his dry lips.
This scene amused the viewers in the live stream, who burst into laughter.
"Damn, Hua-ge, why did you have to provoke Ye-ge for no reason?"
"After Ye Ge became famous, Hua Ge got to know him. He had no idea that when Ye Ge was doing game boosting, he was betrayed by his teammates and ended up in a 1v4 situation, and none of his four teammates could out-argue him."
"I remember that Ye Ge only stopped toning down after he signed a contract to become a formal streamer."
"After all, swearing and using foul language can get you locked in a dark room, and being locked in a dark room means you'll be fined. Brother Ye is a real tightwad and doesn't want to get his money deducted."
........
The people sending comments were all longtime fans of Ye Lan from when she first started streaming.
They also gained a better understanding of Ye Lan's personality.
When the granaries are full, people know etiquette; when they are well-fed and clothed, they know honor and shame. In other words, now that living conditions have improved, Ye Lan won't bother with these people. Otherwise, they would know what the charm and art of language truly are!
Although Ye Lan and Dehua haven't known each other for very long, their relationship is quite good, so even when Ye Lan gets close to him and attacks him, Dehua doesn't show any anger.
Of course, the most important point is still for the sake of the show's effect.
Slandering Andy Lau is the prerequisite for the show's explosive effect.
After a moment of silence, Dehua said, "I still don't understand why your output was so high just now?"
"It's simple, just time your passive skill correctly, right?" Ye Lan used the teleportation array to arrive at the lower half of the jungle.
"What is Nakoruru's passive ability?" Dehua's eyes were filled with confusion, and his clear gaze revealed his foolishness.
Ye Lan pursed her lips, looking speechless. "No wonder you only know how to use skills. You don't even know what Nakoruru's passive skill is!"
"Who has time to look at a hero's passive ability? I bet most viewers in the live stream don't know either!"
"is it?"
Ye Lan turned around to look at the live stream comments.
To better interact with the chat, Dehua's live stream had no delays.
The audience, being concerned about their image, couldn't admit they didn't know anything. They immediately mocked Andy Lau, saying "You don't even know this?" and then promptly opened Baidu to search for information.
What is Nakoruru's passive ability?
Soon a large number of text and video explanations appeared.
"After Nakoruru's skill hits an enemy, her next basic attack will deal extra damage. Brother Hua, you don't even know that?"
"If Brother Hua had known, he wouldn't have given away two kills to the enemy at the start of the game."
"Sometimes I really don't know how Brother Hua got to 1800 in the peak competition. With his awareness and skills, he feels like he's not even as good as a bot!"
"Hey bro upstairs, could you please remove the word 'feeling'?"
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"Look, everyone knows." Ye Lan pointed at the comments section and smiled at Dehua.
The latter looked extremely unpleasant, his body burning with anger and jealousy, causing his skin to turn a deep purplish-red, making him look like a well-cooked pig's liver.
Dehua raised his right hand and extended his index finger, which was the long-lost Creation Realm martial art - Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger!
"You'd better actually know, and not just secretly ask Baidu."
"Do you think everyone is like you, needing to ask Baidu for everything?"
The audience members who were exposed remained calm and composed; as long as they denied it, Dehua couldn't produce any evidence.
Listening to the love-hate relationship between the audience and Dehua, Ye Lan laughed heartily. It was Dehua's live broadcast room, but the audience and fans were all cursing him.
Despite the criticism, it doesn't stop these people from watching the live stream and sending virtual gifts!
Sure enough, as anyone who has studied chemistry knows, iron powder is black.
After Ye Lan controlled Nakoruru to clear the jungle monsters in the lower half of the jungle, she prepared to gank Shen Mengxi.