jdhmnovel Chapter 133 Event ends
Chapter 133 Event ends
There were all kinds of noises coming from the villagers.
Although I couldn't hear it clearly, I could clearly feel a strong sense of resentment and the smell of urine.
The male host continued to shout into the loudspeaker:
"Very good! I like it too! What a touching night, what an unforgettable moment!
But happy times are always short. Although we cannot stop the passage of time, we can remember the brilliant moments at this moment!
Saying goodbye to today, we will stand at a new starting point.
Looking forward to tomorrow, we will strive to create a more brilliant future..."
"Handsome guy! How about we cut to the chase? Report the results directly!"
Brother Niu was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.
How long will it take for him to finish all the manuscripts he has?
Do I have to finish this nonsense?
Yang Cheng and Qin Che were also getting anxious, and their employees were also anxiously waiting for the results of the show!
Three pairs of anxious eyes were staring at him, and the male host couldn't take it anymore.
Just now, one person played two roles and also said the words of the female host, so it seemed long.
In fact, there are a lot of concluding remarks, so let’s skip them!
"uh-huh!"
After adjusting the tone, the male host held the loudspeaker, maintained the same posture, and exerted all his abdominal strength.
He yelled:
"Just now, the total number of votes for 'Whistle Song' by Boss Niu from the Sheep Herding Team is 2000! Congratulations to Boss Niu, congratulations to Boss Niu, for getting votes from all the audience! This shows that Boss Niu's performance has been recognized by everyone!
Let us once again congratulate Boss Niu with warm applause!
"Pah, pah, pah!"
After the male host finished speaking, he clapped his hands into the loudspeaker, and the sound of his clapping spread to every corner of the village.
The villagers ignored it and no one clapped.
at this time.
at the same time.
Zhu Yaotian's home.
"Boss!? Are you done peeing? You've been peeing for 10 minutes... I can't hold it anymore!"
"Yaotian...hiss...huh...drip drip...I'm not finished yet, it seems like there's still half of the urine in my bladder."
"Ah ...
Zhu Yaotian stared at the toilet door for a long time, and the sound of water flowing into the toilet never stopped.
Zhu Yaotian was desperate.
He had no choice but to walk out of the house, holding his stomach.
There is a big locust tree 200 meters away from my home.
Zhu Yaotian looked around and made sure that there was no one around, then put his hands on the waistband of his jeans.
Unbuckle the belt, unzip the zipper, take off the underwear, take it out, shush shush shush…
Cool.
So cool.
Super cool.
It feels quite good.
It’s so exciting.
Zhu Yaotian had an expression of satisfaction and intoxication on his face.
He even closed his eyes.
"Secretary Zhu? Secretary Zhu? You...are peeing here too?"
Zhu Yaotian felt someone was calling him, and the person was less than 50 centimeters away from him.
He continued to close his eyes and pretend to be dead, and there was still a hissing sound below...
"Secretary Zhu? Secretary Zhu Yaotian? Zhu Yizhu, Yiaoyao, Te Yiantian, Secretary Zhu Yaotian?" This time it was another voice that spoke.
It seems that there is more than one person around.
No way.
Zhu Yaotian opened his eyes with difficulty.
"Secretary Zhu, is it really you?!"
"Secretary Zhu, are you here to pee too?"
"Secretary Zhu, let's pee together?!"
……
The voices of several men talking at once came from the other side of the big locust tree.
Zhu Yaotian saw five or six men sprinkling artificial organic fertilizer on the locust tree in the same posture.
"you……"
"Yes, the bathroom at home has been occupied by the woman, so we just need to come out and solve it."
"Oh! Good, very good..."
Zhu Yaotian felt relieved, it turned out that everyone was the same.
This way you won’t feel ashamed.
So, under the big tree, a circle of men gathered, stood in a strange posture, and released water towards the big locust tree.
In fact, there is more than just this big locust tree.
There were many people gathering under the jujube trees, osmanthus trees, peach trees, plum trees, apricot trees, and even the big banyan tree behind Qin Che's villa in the village, relieving their bladders.
"Dear folks, we have all been waiting for this! The most exciting moment is about to come!"
The male host's voice continued.
Finally the most exciting moment has arrived.
In fact, the villagers who were better at math already knew the result of the competition. They pricked up their ears and listened carefully to see if they had made any mistakes in comparing the sizes.
"Now I'm going to announce the results of the show! The first prize of this 'Singing for Harmony, Working Together for Development' entertainment performance is: the hunk show of Mr. Qin's team from the pig farm! The total number of votes is 2001!"
"Wow! First prize, first prize!"
There was a cheer coming from the direction of the pig farm.
Even though I already knew the result, hearing it with my own ears was a completely different feeling.
Two parts excitement, three parts pride, and five parts pride.
"The winner of the second prize is: the cattle boss of the cattle herding team! He was right behind the pig farm team with 2000 votes!
It seems that this event is quite intense! It’s not easy for Boss Niu. He took on the responsibility alone and won the second prize. It’s amazing! "
The villagers of Zhuzhu Village did not cheer when they heard the announcement, but their faces turned pale and they muttered:
Boss Niu, please respect yourself from now on!
Don't whistle where people are!
It will suffocate you to death!
Brother Niu stood next to the male host and smiled with satisfaction.
I haven't demonstrated this skill for a long time, but its effectiveness hasn't decreased at all. I'm so awesome!
He looked at Yang Cheng. She would definitely be happy for him at this moment. She understood him best.
But he saw that Yang Cheng was not looking at him, but was laughing with her macho husband with her head down.
It seems like they are celebrating the pig farm winning an award.
Brother Niu was feeling a little depressed.
Who else can be happy for themselves?
So sad, so sad...
"Finally, it's our third prize, and the winner is, wow, the winner is: the chicken catwalk show brought by the chicken farm boss Yang's team! The total votes were 1988!
It’s so strange that 12 people didn’t vote for the cocks. Were they so shocked by their beautiful appearance that they forgot to press the voting button?
Hahahaha, anyway, congratulations! Thank you!
This is a unique catwalk show. It has opened our eyes and broadened our horizons. Boss Yang is so thoughtful!
"Pah, pah, pah!"
Yang Cheng was standing next to the male host, and under her extremely enthusiastic gaze, the male host cooperated and said a lot of congratulations.
“Oh oh oh oh…Auntie chirp…”
The sound of chickens crowing one after another came from the chicken farm.
Although no one could understand what the chickens in the chicken farm were crowing, the villagers knew they were celebrating through the frequency and decibel of their crows.
Yang Cheng held Qin Che's hand tightly, shaking it constantly and blinking his eyes.
"Hey, isn't our chicken farm awesome? We have fewer people than yours, but our programs are actually not worse than yours!"
Qin Che held his hand and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, you are amazing! I think your catwalk show can get second place, but unfortunately..."
"Hmm? What a pity? Hmm?"
"Hmm... nothing much, um... someone's show was a little off the beaten track... ah, let's not talk about that person..."
"Yeah, that's a pity."
"Yeah, you're already great."
“You’re great too.”