jdhmnovel Chapter 131 Brother Niu's Whistling Song
Chapter 131 Brother Niu's Whistling Song
Yang Cheng also felt that Brother Mihua was going too far.
In order to win the game, the means are too cruel!
His purpose of taking off clothes while singing was very clear, which was to seduce the female audience members in the audience!
He did it on purpose, trying to squeeze me out of second place!
The more Yang Cheng thought about it, the more gloomy his face became.
Mr. and Mrs. Yang Qin both crossed their arms and looked very angry.
After the prelude, Mihua Liu Yue started singing.
The high notes are Liu Yue's strong point, so Mihua is responsible for singing the rap part.
"Garbage and parks are my favorites, gaga gaga, under the endless overpasses, gaga gaga, I'm still here, what kind of food, gaga gaga, yes, it's the best, rummaging through garbage bags along the way, gaga aunt, that's the best..."
Liu Yue's voice sounded like it had been torn apart, sometimes high, sometimes low, and from time to time she made a "quack quack" sound like a duck.
The audience in the audience laughed along.
What song is this?
The Drake Song?
So funny, is the fish farm intentional? This show is not a singing show, it should be a comedy show...
Mihua stood on the stage, speechless.
Liu Yue had problems before she even started singing her rap.
What the hell is this? The chickens at the chicken farm sing better than this.
It seems like you are dreaming if you still expect this song to make a comeback.
Liu Yue still insisted on singing in a duck voice, and when it was Mihua's turn to rap, he could only pretend to respond very passionately.
Liu Yue: "Fellow villagers around here, ha ha ha, come and see, the leaky cotton-padded jacket, ha ha ha, is my favorite. If you want to see it, ha ha ha, come and see it for your own enjoyment. Bring some bread, ha ha ha, that's refreshing~"
Mihua: “That’s refreshing!”
Liu Yue: "Let's continue, ha ha ha, carry on the coolest beggar style, walking along the way, ha ha ha, begging for food is the most comfortable ~"
Mihua: "The most comfortable!"
……
6 minute later.
"The Most Dazzling Beggar Style" has finally ended.
The highlight moment of this song is the 2 minutes when Mihua appears on stage. As soon as Liu Yue opens her mouth, the audience's expectations and imagination are shattered.
In their eyes, Mihua, with his handsome face and model figure, is nothing special.
The audience was originally looking forward to the wonderful performances by the handsome men and beautiful women, but during the performance, many of them went to pee.
I have to say, this song is very interesting.
Sure enough, the host announced that the final number of votes for this song was 1080.
In the middle, neither up nor down.
Mihua went straight back to his seat in his boxer briefs, spreading his legs and letting the oil on his body flow onto the ground.
“Brother Mi, I’m sorry, hahahaha, I don’t know about my throat, hahahaha, what happened, it became like this, hahaha wuwuwuwuwu…”
Liu Yue moved next to him and cried with tears on her face.
"It's okay, it's okay, why are you crying? It's just a competition, the most important thing is to participate. It's just that our tough guy suffered and could only get third prize, hey."
When the tough guys heard what Mihua said, they all said that they were not sad at all. Although they lost the competition this time, they would try again next time.
The motto of the fish farm is "Heaven moves vigorously, and a gentleman should constantly strive for self-improvement." We should not be defeated by temporary failures, but have the perseverance and determination to stand up again.
The most important thing is that the boss will give you money.
He comforted the tough guys and Liu Yue and said, "No matter what, I will personally give everyone encouragement awards, each person... let's say 1 yuan, not much, just to cheer everyone up.
We will create more brilliant performances like this in the future. In fact, I think your performance today was great and exciting, but the owner of the pig farm was too cunning, which is shameful. "
"Yes! Shameful, shameful, shameful!"
Mihua's few words aroused the employees' emotions towards Qin Che.
At this time, Qin Che was hugging Yang Cheng and watching the show.
The two of us kissed each other, you pinched me and I pinched you.
Anyway, you won the first prize and I won the second prize, so we both gained fame and fortune, and we are very happy.
The pig farm hunk show won the championship with 2001 votes tonight, and all the employees in the pig farm are excited.
Those who had partners hugged their partners, and those who were single hugged hunks. They watched the next show out of boredom.
Their shows are boring no matter how you watch them. They lack creativity, aesthetics, stiff performances and poor actor image.
So boring, I really want to pee again~
Male host: "Dear audience friends, dear fellow villagers, the Zhuzhu Village performance is coming to an end, but please continue to maintain your enthusiasm, we still have one last show!"
Female host: "Yes! Next, let's welcome the 'Whistle Song' brought by Aniu from the Sheep Herding Team with warm applause!"
"Clap clap clap clap!"
The audience below the stage applauded very cooperatively.
By the way, they were a little sleepy. It was already past 11 o'clock in the evening, and some of the elderly people were even snoring.
This is the last show, please hold on a little longer and go home after you finish watching it.
What is "Shush whistle song"? It's just whistling, right?
What's so good about this? We've been blowing it since we were little, blowing it when we go up the mountain, blowing it when we go down the mountain, blowing it when we take a bath, and even blowing it a little when we pee...
This shepherd brother Aniu seems to be alone. It is a bit miserable for him to perform on the stage alone. We should give him a few more tickets later to encourage him, which shows that the villagers of Zhuzhu Village are sensible and broad-minded.
Yang Cheng saw Brother Niu coming on stage.
Sure enough, he chose to demonstrate his skill by whistling.
Yang Cheng looked at Qin Che worriedly and said:
"Brother Niu is about to blow the whistle, why don't we retreat!"
"Why are you leaving? Let's watch his performance first before we leave. We still have to go on stage to receive the award after it's over."
"Okay... here are two pieces of paper, put them in your ears! Don't listen to his whistle!"
Qin Che's curiosity was aroused, "Why can't I listen?"
"Hehe, you listen to me, that's right!"
Qin Che was unhappy.
Brother Niu’s whistle must be very nice and special. She was afraid that she would become jealous of Brother Niu’s talent after hearing it, so she told herself not to listen.
Isn't this a bit like covering one's ears and stealing a bell?
No, I must listen!
Qin Che took the paper ball from Yang Cheng's hand and placed it loosely next to his ear.
At this time, Brother Niu walked onto the stage easily in a denim outfit.
The host handed him the microphone, but Brother Niu waved his hand and pointed to his mouth, indicating that he didn't need it and that having a mouth would be enough.
"Shhhhhhh."
Brother Niu started singing.
These sounds are no different from the whistles that everyone blows.
Qin Che shook his head.
Tsk tsk tsk, this is not a very good sound, it sounds like the hissing sound made by a gangster when he touches a little girl.
“Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
As Brother Niu's hissing sounds became more and more numerous, louder and more rhythmic.
All the audiences in the audience couldn't sit still.
Their hips began to sway from side to side, their legs crossed, and the soles of their feet rubbed the ground.
Qin Che's face couldn't collapse...