jdhmnovel Chapter 269 Dare you mess with Leopard Rong?
Chapter 269 Dare you mess with Leopard Rong?
Every household is catching mice, so if there is no movement in your home, it will definitely arouse suspicion.
If people made a big deal out of it, it would be too tiring to defend myself, so Zhou Rong only took on Nini's task of handing in the mouse tail. As for Da Wa, Er Wa and Zhou Jiaguang, they had to figure out their own ways.
Big Boy didn't want to waste time catching mice every day, so he found that his classmates could complete the task easily every day. After asking for the "secret", he came back to follow his example.
He cut a tail into two pieces and sharpened one end to make it look like there were two tails.
Zhou Jiaguang and Erwa thought this was a good idea and followed suit.
No longer have to worry about not being able to put together a mouse tail...
In order to make it easier to swat flies, almost everyone has a fly swatter.
Even people on business trips are not allowed to board the train without a fly swatter.
The racket is made of bamboo strips and can serve two purposes. If the child is disobedient, you can just hit him.
Zhou Rong doesn't need to use this method to beat children. The physical pain can dissipate quickly. After beating them many times, children will not be afraid anymore and their skin will become thicker instead.
She likes to punish children with the things they care about most so that they will remember it.
But many families in Chang'an used this method to teach their children a lesson, and Zhou Rong often saw children being chased and beaten by adults.
The organization's mission is above all else. In order to eliminate flies, no matter where you are, or on any part of the body of a man or woman, as long as you see a fly, you can slap it.
With a "slap", the racket hits my body. It's so painful and annoying, but I can't say anything, otherwise people will say that I have a problem with my thinking. In serious cases, I will be labeled a member of the Y faction.
In order to avoid being corrected, people usually respond with a smile to indicate that it’s okay.
There was a Miss Li in Chang'an who had said bad things about Zhou Rong before. Even after being warned, she still did not change her ways, so she was not given any share in the processing of scraps of cloth.
She hated Zhou Rong and wanted to take this opportunity to take revenge.
When Zhou Rong got off work and went home, pushing her bicycle in the alley, Miss Li said there was a fly on her body and slapped her hard.
Zhou Rong chuckled, parked his bicycle, and waved his fly swatter at Miss Li.
"How many days have you not showered or changed your clothes? You stink and there are flies all over you. I'll help you get rid of them!"
Miss Li screamed in pain, saying that Zhou Rong hit her on purpose and wanted to report him.
Zhou Rong waved the fly swatter and said with a smile: "If you can swat the flies on me, I can certainly swat the flies on you.
You want to report me? Go ahead. For someone like you who has negative thoughts, you can see whether the neighborhood committee will praise you or criticize you. "
Miss Li choked and stammered, "You're going too far. I'm old, and if you beat me up, I'll go to your house and lie down there."
Zhou Rong: "You can go and give it a try. I heard that your son has been transferred to another place. At your age, it's best for you to stay at home. Otherwise, if something unexpected happens, I'm afraid he won't be able to come back in time to visit your grave."
Miss Li: “!!!…”
The people watching nearby saw Miss Li defeated and hurriedly pulled her away, whispering to her, "You don't know what's going on, do you dare to mess with Bao Zirong?!
You know her fighting skills. With your old bones, you can't last more than three rounds in her hands. You are safe now, all thanks to her mercy. Don't provoke her in the future."
Another neighbor also advised: "Bao Zirong is not easy to deal with. The brothers in her family are not easy to mess with either. If you piss her off, she will gather her brothers to beat you up and that will be troublesome.
The few people in your family are not enough for them to warm up. Your whole family may end up in the graveyard, and there won't even be anyone to cry for you!"
Miss Li: “…”
In order to arrange time reasonably and complete the task of swatting flies assigned by the teacher, after school, Zhou Jiaguang went home to cook. Da Wa, Er Wa and Nini each took a fly swatter and waited near the toilet and the garbage dump, swatting flies as soon as they saw them.
Because everyone has to complete the task, you have to be quick when killing flies, otherwise you will be killed by others.
Da Wa and his friends had practiced some skills, so it was easy for them to kill flies. In a short while, they could kill a hundred or so flies, enough for the whole family to complete the task.
The flies that are handed in for a task are usually placed in a matchbox. After the task is completed, the matchbox can be taken away and used next time.
Da Wa and his friends help Zhou Rong complete his fly targets every day.
Zhou Rong originally wanted to take the fly into the system to copy it, but when the system quoted the price, a large number of question marks appeared, saying that there was no reference price and it didn’t know how to quote. It would reply after asking for instructions.
This time, the Space Bureau was a little slow in responding, saying that they had not found the reference object yet and it would take some time.
Before getting a reply, Zhou Rong had no choice but to ask Da Wa and the others to kill more flies to help him complete the task...
A week later, the system gave a reply that flies were sold by kilogram, at 20 yuan per kilogram. Compared with the price of rat tails, this price was not too bad.
Zhou Rong copied two kilograms, enough for their family to complete the task for a month or so.
As for the source of the flies, Zhou Rong said that he bought them from someone, and Da Wa and the others did not suspect anything.
Using a fly swatter to hit flies everywhere was fun at first, but it became boring after a while and was a waste of time. Now Zhou Rong can help with the task, and the eldest child and the other children are very happy...
In comparison, killing mosquitoes is the easiest.
Every evening, swarms of mosquitoes buzz around and bite people.
Some families go up the mountain to cut mugwort, braid it into braids and hang it under the eaves. They light it when it gets dark, and the smoke curls up. Mosquitoes are most afraid of it and fall to the ground one after another.
Or light a few more mosquito coils and your ears will soon be quiet.
Some people say that a sparrow eats 7 kilograms of food every year.
If one sparrow is killed, it is equivalent to saving 7 kilograms of food in a year, so command centers are set up in various places to carry out extermination in order to compete with sparrows for food and protect crops from being harmed by sparrows.
The school also has a special "Mahjong Hunting Holiday" so that students can participate in the sport of mahjong hunting.
Climbing up trees to rob bird nests was the job of the children, while the elderly, the weak, women and children would take sticks, gongs, drums and basins and make such a deafening noise that the frightened sparrows flying in the air would have no place to stand.
(Climbing a tree to rob a bird's nest)
(Using flags and washbasins to drive away sparrows)
Under the unified action, the sparrows fell from the sky one after another after being exhausted. In order to show the results, special statisticians reported the number of sparrows killed every day.
Everyone strung together the sparrows they had shot down with a rope and handed them in to complete the task.
(Queue up to hand in tasks)
This sport is most loved by children.
It's fun and you can also give yourself a snack.
The earth-shaking sound that resounded through the sky not only frightened the sparrows, but also other birds such as magpies, turtledoves, orioles, cuckoos, etc.
The sparrows are handed over to the neighborhood committee, while the other birds are used to improve our lives.
Some children took a lot of bird eggs and cooked them to eat.
Therefore, people are very enthusiastic about chasing and shooting birds.
Zhou Jiaguang, Da Wa and Er Wa each have a slingshot, and they will shoot whenever they see a sparrow flying by.
Although Erwa is the youngest, he is the best at shooting sparrows. He can always hit the target and everyone jokingly calls him the little hero of shooting sparrows.
With the three of them, Zhou Rong's family could complete their daily sparrow task smoothly, and they could also have a meal of fried or stir-fried bird meat...