jdhmnovel Chapter 336: Sugar Glider: Use Your Brain (1)
Chapter 336: Sugar Glider: Use Your Brain (1)
Wang Defa has little knowledge and doesn't know what an egg is.
Until I become an egg, curled up in a sunlight-free, slippery, sticky, and smelly pouch.
Huh——
In the 69th life, I, Wang Defa, am a male sugar glider that can fly, eat and act cute. I have a forked stick underneath.
If you ignore the indescribable stench in the crowded pouch, the mother and child sugar gliders are simply adorable.
When I was just born, I heard two strange people exclaiming.
[Ah, cousin, why does this thing look like a QQ candy? What if your egg accidentally eats its offspring? It’s too small…]
That sound was quite annoying. I still remember it even though I stayed in Dandan's pouch for several months.
Unfortunately, now, I, who had just been weaned at five months old, was given to this nasty guy as a pet...
o(一︿一+)o
[Hey, boys should have a sense of responsibility. This is my Dandan’s first child. You have to take good care of him, or I’ll ask your mom to beat you up!]
[Cousin, what you said, I, Deng Xin, swear, I will never throw it away! ]
Wang Defa: My goodness, his name is Deng Xin. Luckily he is a boy. His chest is slapping loudly. Doesn’t it hurt? !
So, from that day on, Deng Xin officially became a sugar glider keeper.
This kid just graduated from college. It's hot outside, so he doesn't want to go to the job market. He's staying at home and living off his parents. He has plenty of free time.
[Wangcai, why aren't you talking today? Are you hungry? Are you thirsty? Do you have a poop? ! ]
Deng Xin had just finished playing a game and his palms were sweaty, so he dragged out the sugar glider (Wang Defa, now named Wangcai) that he had hidden under his pillow for fear of being accidentally injured.
Wangcai yawned delicately, his tender pink nose twitching impatiently, and allowed Deng Xin's thumb to rub his chin, indicating that he had no desire to live.
The little thing blinks its eyes, and its big, shiny, protruding eyeballs look especially like a doll's crystal-buttoned fake eyes, so adorable that it makes people blush.
A string of lazy children's voices exploded in Deng Xin's mind.
[If you disturb my sleep again, I will bite you! ]
To be honest, it had no lethality at all, and instead made him laugh.
On the first day after being promoted to breeder, he discovered the secret of the little guy.
Shock?! Not happening.
He almost immediately corrected his attitude towards raising a pet and placed the little guy at the top of his heart.
How cool it would be to have a pet that can communicate with thoughts!
[I don’t know who was pulling my eyelids last night to prevent me from sleeping. I’m paying you back!]
Deng Xin just stood up with the sugar glider in his arms, ready to lie back on the bed for a nap, but he forgot that he still had earphones around his neck and was pulled by the wires, causing him to stumble.
When he looked up, he saw that a gaming friend had sent him a message.
[Jinbao, I've made a little money recently and I'm ready to buy a house. Doesn't your family run an agency? Do you have any suitable houses to recommend? Don't worry, I'll pay a small commission from you. Haha, brother, be righteous! ]
Deng Xin raised his eyebrows and recognized the other person as his junior high school classmate, Yang Chao.
[You are really good, you have already earned enough money to buy a house after just graduating. I am still living off my parents at home. Big brother, please take care of me!!!]
As he got excited, he loosened his grip, and Wangcai, who had always been naughty, slipped away using all four paws.
Wangcai crawled under the pillow, licked his paws, and vaguely smelled the scent of conspiracy.
The keyboard made a crackling sound and the typing speed was faster than ever. I don't know what the two of them talked about, but they seemed to be having such a good chat.
Wangcai didn’t bother to care. He closed his eyes and the world became quiet.
By the time I woke up, full of energy and screaming with hunger, Deng Xin had already gone out.
Where did this kid go?!
No. 288, Zhuying Street, Zhengzhou City, Yijia Real Estate Agency.
Deng Xin's father took his clients to see big villas in the suburbs, and there was only a receptionist girl in the store who had been there for more than half a month.
[Hello, are you looking for a house? Renting or buying? Please take a seat. I'll pour you a cup of tea! ]
The girl at the front desk was very enthusiastic. I thought I finally didn't have to talk about it on paper.
Well, the agency fee for renting a house is one month’s rent, and the agency fee for buying a house is one to two points. If the customers come to you on their own, it’s almost like money falling from the sky. How great!
[Oh, you are new here, I am waiting for my dad to come back, my dad is Deng Anping, no need to be so polite, hahaha! ]
Deng Xin said you're welcome, and took the water and drank it in one gulp.
The girl at the front desk was stunned on the spot, and the smile on her face could hardly be held. In a trance, she saw a string of gold ingots with wings flying away from her head...
︿(￣︶￣)︿
Disappointed, so disappointed.
The high heels stopped, turned 180 degrees to the right and back, and walked away resolutely.
Deng Xin touched his nose and pushed open the glass door of his father's office with familiarity.
The perforated board on the wall is full of keys, and the key rings are numbered. No one knows the corresponding address except insiders.
[Well, she believed me when I said my father was Deng Anping, and she didn't even check my ID. Tsk tsk, this security is terrible! ]
Fortunately, the girl at the front desk didn't hear what he was saying, otherwise she would have spat in his face.
[Well, I don’t know if Yang Chao would look down upon the houses nearby. When I asked him where he made so much money, he didn’t tell me. He’s not a liar, is he…]
With his mind in a mess, Deng Xin leaned back on the sofa and fell asleep.
Not to mention the expression on Boss Deng's face when he came back sweating profusely and saw his own little rabbit sleeping on its back in the office, the left-behind sugar glider at home was so hungry that it jumped up and down and almost ran away from home.
At 2:30 in the morning, the father and son came back from a midnight snack at a nearby barbecue restaurant. As soon as they turned on the lights, a ball of thick, cream-colored wonton wrapper flew down from above and covered Deng Xin's big, red, shiny face with a squeaking sound.
(?｀?Д?′)!!
[Um, Wangcai——]
Deng Xin's mouth and nose were suddenly blocked and he couldn't breathe. He tried to tear it apart, but he didn't dare to use too much force for fear of squeezing out the shit from Wangcai.
Wangcai's little head had already quickly reviewed what the person who had disappeared for most of the day had done.
Wangcai put his hands on his hips, very angry. He rolled into the lampshade of the ceiling lamp and didn't come out. He threatened the fat man below that he would roast him into jerky.
Like a naughty child who has been wronged.
The lampshade was filled with the dried corpses of mosquitoes and gnats, which had accumulated into a thick pile over a long period of time.
Wangcai licked it curiously, and found it dry and tasteless like weeds. He spat it out, thinking it was dirty.
Deng Xin looked up, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
[Who told you to raise such an ancestor? ]
Deng Anping took off the wig he wore for show, and found that his head was covered with prickly heat. No wonder it was so itchy during the day. He threw the wig away and went to take a shower.
Finally, Deng Xin coaxed Wangcai down with a gentle voice for a long time.
The tiny sugar glider spread its four legs, stretched its body like a big wonton wrapper, glided down, and slapped him in the face again.
Being held in his hand, her tearful black eyes still stared at him accusingly.
[I want fat bugs, I'm hungry! ]
【Okay, okay! 】
【Ten items required!】
[Uh... OK OK! ]
Deng Xin's mouth twitched, and he nodded repeatedly against his conscience.