jdhmnovel Chapter 328: White-headed Stupid Man: Nothing More Than Three (3)
Chapter 328: White-headed Stupid Man: Nothing More Than Three (3)
In this vast land, some places are rich and peaceful like heaven, while some places are poor and chaotic like hell.
At this time, Wang Defa, who was light and fluttery, was still being held by the ghost by the back of his neck, waiting for his reincarnation...
The ghost catcher's expression was ferocious and conflicted, and his pair of eyes as big as copper bells were staring fixedly at somewhere in the void.
Wang Defa still looked like a seagull that had just farted.
The neck was broken, only a layer of skin was barely attached.
A pair of yellow webbed paws fluttered in the air, unable to land, and felt a little panicked.
Wang Defa spoke hesitantly, his voice trembling.
[Brother Ghost Messenger, what's wrong? ]
[Humph, our underworld has no control over those foreign devils in the west, otherwise, how could we tolerate a few old men who are full of lies and shouting! ]
【Oh……】
Wang Defa lowered his head weakly. Even though the ghost spoke vaguely, he could guess that it was a joke about the struggle for power between Fat Trump and the confused old man.
What? Officials in the underworld can't talk about other countries' politics?
[Hey, I'm telling you, how many times do you need to go before you can be a human being? Do you know the answer? ]
The ghost messenger suddenly changed the subject and shook Wang Defa's small body jokingly.
[Cough cough cough cough...]
Wang Defa raised his two weak wings and plucked all the fine feathers and counted them, but he didn't know if the number was enough.
[100-61, that’s 39, right?!? Brother Ghost Messenger?]
The ghost messenger didn't reply. With a wooden face, he raised his hand and threw Wang Defa into a vortex that was like a black hole in the universe.
In the 61st life, Wang Defa is in a bird's nest, which is an unknown number of meters above the ground. Now, he is an egg.
A bird egg that is not very round and has been incubated by the mighty mother eagle for more than ten days.
There are two eggs in the bird's nest, and they look exactly the same.
The mother eagle carefully uses her belly to feel the temperature of the two eggs. In more than half a month, the babies will be able to hatch out of the shells.
Diao Ma opened her mouth and yawned, feeling extremely hungry.
?? ?
Why hasn't the baby's dad come back yet?! He said he would bring some food back in a few days...
Except for the two days after the egg was laid and the maternal postpartum meal treatment, there has been no sight of the bird for a week...
The sun in the sky is so white that it hurts my eyes.
Mother Diao was so hungry that she could not bear it any longer, so she got up carefully and decided to go eat a fast food and come back soon.
Coincidentally, as soon as the mother eagle left, the disappeared father eagle appeared in the sky nearby.
The gliding speed is very fast, like a flash of black and white lightning.
Wang Defa was dazed and lying in the sealed eggshell, with his body not yet fully formed. He could vaguely hear his heartbeat suddenly becoming rapid.
[Click——]
The eagle father failed to brake in time, and when he landed, his sharp claws stepped right on the eggshell. The teeth-grinding sound of the egg breaking echoed in the spacious bird's nest.
Poor Wang Defa, he didn’t even have time to fully hatch... and was forced to see the light of day early.
The egg liquid loses the protection of the eggshell and seeps out little by little from the broken membrane.
This is Wang Defa’s vitality that will never return.
The eagle father looked around in panic, fearing that his wife would see him, but he was also glad that his wife went out at the right time.
It hesitated for only a tenth of a second before decisively lowering its head, inserting its sharp, hooked mouth into the eggshell and sucking hard.
A bald fool in his life, now dead!
ヾ(。￣□￣)?゜゜゜
(Wang Defa: What the fuuuuuuuck...)
The ghost messenger held the broken eggshell in one hand calmly, the corner of his mouth curled up in a subtle arc, and blew a light breath -
In the 62nd life, still in the bird’s nest, still an egg.
Wang Defa's mind was in a mess, and he suddenly turned over as if he was possessed by a ghost. The egg actually rolled out half a circle with its head facing down.
The padding inside the bird's nest doesn't feel like feathers, but rather a little rough, like dead grass.
Oh, it’s not the bird’s nest from last time, I feel relieved.
After a while, Wang Defa was gently pulled to the middle by a hard object, and then he felt warm all over.
Well, it’s Diao Ma.
After an unknown number of days, Wang Defa, who was trembling with fear, felt chest tightness and shortness of breath in the eggshell, and a voice in his heart told him to get out!
However, the strength of a newborn is really unbearable.
Wang Defa heard some unusual noises nearby through a hole that was only slightly bigger than a hair's length.
That was the eldest brother who was born three days earlier.
The eagle mother has already begun to carefully feed the live little fish. She is so patient and meticulous that she tears the little fish into long and thin strips and feeds it to the little fish one bite at a time.
Brother Diao opened his eyes slightly. He was no longer as timid as he was on the first day. Following his instinct, he opened his mouth wide. His throat was like a bottomless pit, open to his mother.
This was the first time for Diao Ma to become a mother. Her heart was excited, her claws were trembling, and her eyes were gentle but covered with a layer of mist.
It tilted its head to glance at the dangling egg behind the boss, knowing that the little treasure would soon hatch, and it would have to catch more fish later.
Just thinking about it makes my heart feel sour and satisfied.
o(*￣︶￣*)o
When Wang Defa finally freed himself from the eggshell, he faced the vicious little eyes of Brother Diao.
That glance made Wang Defa feel panic and fear in his bones. When he realized that he was frightened by a little thing, he was filled with anger.
(??へ???╬)
The big eagle had no hair on his body, just bare skin. He attacked fiercely with a pair of ridiculous little wings, and pushed his newborn brother hard...
Wang Defa, who was squinting his eyes, was suddenly pushed backwards:? ? !
The eggshell was crushed into pieces, as if it was another fateful arrangement.
Wang Defa: It is the fate of ghosts to fight back if they are beaten!!!
If Diao Ma came back at this time, she would be very heartbroken. These two brothers, who were born of the same mother, would push and slap each other.
Big Brother Eagle, who had just had a full meal, clearly had the upper hand. He used his endless strength and almost crushed the little creature.
Crackling, bruised face, groaning.
Wang Defa: Damn it, if you have the guts, wait until I’ve finished my meal before making an appointment!
The space for a bird's nest is limited.
The eldest brother eagle originally had the intention of killing his younger brother, so he pushed the little thing to the edge of the bird's nest step by step without hesitation.
[Crunch——]
There was a crisp sound of a dead branch breaking, and the tiny, hairless, bald bird stepped on empty air and fell vertically out of the nest headfirst.
Then, it suddenly realized that it was a bird and flapped its little wings desperately. The heavy little body naturally turned over in mid-air, and it was now upside down.
Wang Defa immediately met the pair of small green eyes above him.
Big Brother Eagle lay on the edge of the bird's nest, staring at the little pointed face below that was twisted with anger, and laughed triumphantly.
The second white-headed idiot, defeated in the battle between brothers, died!
Ghost Messenger Brother: Tsk tsk tsk tsk.
Wang Defa, who was being held upside down by one of his paws, still had a look of rage on his face and struggled to urge.
[Quick, throw me down, I'll kill that bastard by throwing him down! ]