jdhmnovel Chapter 304 Carp: Feng Shui for Wealth (1)
Chapter 304 Carp: Feng Shui for Wealth (1)
Long time no see, Asia.
Long time no see, human.
In the 50th life, I, Wang Defa, finally heard the sound of human speech while half asleep and half awake. It was Chinese. I understood his standard way of stomping his feet and cursing.
Now, I am a small red and white fish, trapped in a plastic sealed bag filled with water along with a few inactive fish of the same kind.
Fortunately, I was small and could still turn around.
Well, the water is a bit turbid, it's all excrement that has been stirred into flocs, yue...
I flicked my tail to make sure I was still alive.
On the water surface, a small black fish had turned upside down and was motionless.
Well, maybe it’s due to lack of oxygen. He’s dead.
[Hello, Stationmaster Wang, this is Xiao Zhao. I suddenly had a flat tire on the national highway. This truckload of goods may not arrive until later. This was not intentional. Can you talk to your superiors and don’t deduct my deposit...]
The man's voice was almost shouting, very loud.
I could hear it clearly through the countless stacked cardboard boxes.
[Puff~~~]
I blew a bubble to confirm once again that I was still alive.
The man hung up the phone and called another number with a strong accent of dialect, which I, Xiaoyu, could not understand.
It turned out that this was a courier truck.
The car was not overweight and was not speeding, but it ran over broken glass on the highway and had two tires punctured, so it could not move forward.
We have to call a mechanic.
On the phone, the other party said that I had to wait for forty minutes. There was nothing I could do but wait.
They still had to go another 30 kilometers before they could get on the highway. Due to this delay, the bonus was definitely gone. The man had no idea whether he would have to pay compensation.
It was already seven o'clock in the evening when we set out from the site.
Although it is spring, the temperature outside is still a little cold once dark.
In particular, there is little shelter on this road, and the wind blows in all directions.
[MD, my dick is so cold! ]
(Xiaoyu: o(?Д?)っWhat! My ears are dirty...)
The man cursed and walked around the car, checking the lock at the back and making sure it was secure before he opened the door and got in and crouched down.
Unexpectedly, after a few minutes, heavy rain suddenly fell, hitting the roof of the car with a crackling sound.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier, with hail mixed in.
This is nature's drum percussion instrument, full of dense drum beats and no cymbals.
The dull bass drum makes people feel dull as well.
The scene in front of the car window quickly became blurry and nothing could be seen clearly.
The man turned on all the fog lights and clearance lights to avoid being hit by oncoming vehicles.
I looked at the time and it would take thirty minutes for the mechanic to arrive.
The man reclined the seat, stuffed two pieces of toilet paper into his ears, closed his eyes, and fell asleep.
The sound of rain can barely be considered white noise, and it is the best way to help you sleep.
[Puff~~~]
I, Xiaoyu, drank two sips of the bath water and choked so much that I felt uncomfortable all over.
I don't quite understand why some people buy small fish online. Even though they are small, they are also lives. If they are transported over a long distance and for a long time, won't they suffocate to death? !
[Beep, beep, beep——]
After an unknown amount of time, a small car drove in front of the truck and stopped.
He's a car mechanic.
In such heavy rain, they were able to arrive at the scene of the accident on time. They are really dedicated.
The truck driver was awakened by the ringing of the phone. He muttered curses, but when he realized it was the mechanic, he quickly opened the door, got out of the car and handed over a cigarette. His movements were smooth and seamless, without any hesitation.
It took ten minutes to inspect and replace the tire and cost 3980 yuan.
Including the labor cost and two tires, the discount price given to acquaintances is still painful.
When the car was repaired and back on the road, the rain was gradually subsiding.
This is just an extremely inconspicuous small part of logistics transportation.
The recipient, Ma Yinuo, refreshed the logistics status on his mobile phone for the umpteenth time and found that the package of small fish he had bought a few days ago had arrived at the local station and would be arranged for delivery soon.
She photographed eleven small fish, leaving enough room for loss.
The seller repeatedly assured her of transportation safety, but she was still worried.
After all, this was the first time that Ma Yinuo had tried to arrange the Feng Shui layout after learning it. If there were not enough small fish, it would not be a good omen.
The book "One Hundred Questions on Feng Shui for Wealth" under the sofa pillow still looked brand new, with only the first ten pages showing signs of having been read.
I'm not even a half-baked person. Fortunately, I'm just looking for money. Whether I succeed or not, it won't cause any harm to anyone.
Although new regulations were introduced in March prohibiting express parcels from being placed at courier stations without the customer's permission, couriers still operate the same way as before.
Who has so much free time to deliver mail to every household? The people who make the rules must have never done this business and don't know how hard it is.
Ma Yinuo, who suffers from social phobia, received a text message with the pickup code from the post station, put on his slippers and went downstairs.
There are about 300 parcels at the courier's feet that need to be scanned and registered. He only earns 20 cents for each package. He is tired and worried.
[Boss, the pickup code just arrived.]
The boss was so busy that he didn't even look up.
[Find it yourself, on shelf No. 13, remember to put it on the machine to scan the code to confirm receipt! ]
【okay! 】
Ma Yinuo pushed his glasses up his nose and found his package at a glance.
There’s no other reason. The eight big words “Handle fresh fish with care” are printed on the carton and are too conspicuous.
There were several round holes on the cardboard box, and through them one could vaguely see the water in the white bag inside.
[Puff~~~]
Help, I'm running out of oxygen!
By the time Ma Yinuo carried the heavy package home and couldn't wait to open it, he saw three small fish already flipping out of their shells in the sealed water bag.
11-3 8 =
She touched her chest and breathed a sigh of relief.
[This seller is really stingy. I spent more than 100 yuan, but he didn’t even give me one…]
The bag was cut open with scissors, and the fish and water were poured into a plastic basin.
The turbidity of the water is already visible to the naked eye. Ma Yinuo has prepared a professional fish tank, so it is naturally impossible for him to pour dirty water into it.
[Hey, little guy, this golden pattern on your head looks like a big ingot! Hahaha! ]
[Puff~~~]
Who is she talking about?! It can't be me?!
It was not until Ma Yinuo scooped up the fish with a small fishing net and took a closer look that I met her delighted big eyes and realized that it was really me with the gold ingot on my head!
Σ(⊙▽⊙"a
The living fish were put into a spacious fish tank, and the dead fish were put into the trash can.
Ma Yinuo was busy chattering, taking photos, giving good reviews, taking screenshots, and then asking the seller for cash back for good reviews.
This routine has long been played out.
【Crack, crack! 】
Send to Moments.
The seller sent an automatic reply:
[Dear customer, our store does not participate in the cashback activity for positive reviews, thank you! ]
Every word was polite, and every word revealed a proud refusal.
Ma Yinuo curled his lips, sprinkled a handful of fish food into the fish tank, turned around and started flipping through the Feng Shui book again.
If there is no cashback, then there is no cashback. It is better to quickly set up the Feng Shui layout to attract wealth.
Life is not easy, so be talented!