Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 274 Xiao Qiang: Heartbroken (3)

The old mother who was flattened by a slipper ended up in the flush toilet.

Ye Changxia, who was driven crazy by her daughter-in-law, ended up washing her face and going to bed.

She cried her heart out, but got no response at all. She was so tired from singing the monologue that her voice became hoarse, so she gave up.

We are all thousand-year-old foxes, who doesn’t know who? !

The next day, Monday, Huang Keke was about to go to work. When she opened the door, she saw her mother-in-law, whose eyes were swollen like peaches, sleeping wrapped in a quilt at her door.

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The snoring is like thunder, the exhalation is very long and the inhalation is very short.

Huang Keke was a little worried that she would suffocate herself...

Although the two did not get along, their crimes did not warrant the death penalty.

Ye Changxia didn't wake up until Huang Keke finished washing, packing and leaving.

Fortunately, she was alert for most of the night. She is old and can't stand the stress... Once you stay up all night, you can't make up for it by sleeping for a few days.

Ye Changxia didn’t know how many cockroaches and little cockroaches were approaching her and spying on her in the middle of the night. The camera in the corner of the living room didn’t have such a high pixel count.

Well, those who don’t know have nothing to fear.

Huang Keke is going to set up a stall in front of a university with her colleagues to recruit students today.

The training industry is complex and the competition is fierce.

Teachers are not just teachers, they are also sales positions, and there is a bottom line for their monthly performance.

For example, this month, each teacher has to recruit fifty students and pay the full fee, and no refund will be made before the first of next month.

It's difficult. After all, accounting is a hard job and it's hard to make a living. However, the salary has been stable for ten years.

Many people cannot even pass the junior accounting qualification exam, let alone the intermediate and senior levels, which require years of work experience.

Huang Keke first went to the company to meet up with her colleagues, and then took the enrollment brochure roll-up banner, oh, by the way, and folding tables, chairs and benches.

A lot, overweight.

Huang Keke cannot tell left from right and is red and green color blind, so she cannot learn to drive and get a driver's license. Therefore, she has to rely on her colleagues to drive her when she goes out to work.

The weather was hot, and the vendors at the school gate all wore sun hats. Huang Keke forgot about that, and when she went out that morning, she was like a thief, with her hat hanging by the door, and she didn’t even take it…

At lunch time, many college students left the school with books in their arms.

Everyone took action, focused on the target and started lobbying.

Students have seen this kind of sales pitch many times, and most of them refuse with a blank expression. The schoolwork is heavy, and there is almost no time to breathe. How can they find something else to do to compress their spare time? !

However, the driving school recruitment salesperson has closed quite a few deals.

As a modern person, this skill is something you must have.

Huang Keke was rejected hundreds of times in a row and she couldn't laugh anymore. She let the students who came like a tide walk around her and leave.

Her colleague held the arms of two female classmates. One of them was somewhat attracted by the employment prospects and teaching conditions she told her about, but her roommate next to her tried hard to drag her away.

[Linlin, don't believe what she said. My cousin is an accountant. She has to pay for a decimal point mistake out of her own pocket. You are so bad at math, can you have some self-awareness? ]

Linlin was a little shy and her face turned red.

She studied Chinese, and if she doesn't become a Chinese teacher in the future, it will be difficult for her to find a job, so she has to find a way out for herself early.

[Classmate, you can't say that. Accounting doesn't necessarily require good math skills. As long as you are meticulous enough and follow the procedures strictly, the data will match. Besides, learning one more skill will give you more options for employment in the future, right?! ]

The colleague had sharp eyes and had already noticed the textbooks in the girls' arms, so he knew what was going on.

Huang Keke lived not far away. She went to college and her parents chose her major, which was accounting. They said that it would be advantageous for her to go back to her hometown to take the civil service exam. They never asked her if she was willing to go back...

In this small county town on the 18th tier, relationships and favors are important everywhere.

But how much can you expect a person who has had a mobile phone for six years but has only twenty WeChat friends to like socializing? !

Huang Keke took out her phone. Because of this job, her WeChat friends have increased to a mind-numbing 700-plus...

Apart from the original twenty, almost all of them are work relationships/teacher-student relationships.

She rubbed her face, which was red from the sun, took a deep breath, kept smiling, and continued working.

People at work are so busy that they don't even have time to eat lunch.

People at home don’t want to eat either.

Ye Changxia was rummaging through boxes and drawers looking for a photo of her son and didn't even think about cooking.

In the living room, Doudou fell asleep on the balcony after playing tired, with cockroaches crawling over him from time to time.

The milky aroma of the baby really makes them salivate.

The cockroach brothers unanimously elected the smart Wang Xiaoqiang Defa as the head of the family.

Xiao Qiang: (.⌒?⌒) Thank you all for your kindness. This baby has some connection with me. Please be careful and don’t hurt him…

The brothers were puzzled. They stared at the new head of the family with a profound look on his face and made random guesses in their minds.

If everyone wants to eat and reproduce, the head of the family must come up with a set of rules.

Suddenly, Doudou woke up, opened his eyes and found no one around him. He pouted and burst into tears.

The cockroaches were so scared that they retreated one after another, fearing that they would be drowned by the baby's tears...

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[Ahhhhh——I want my mom! I want my mom! ]

Ye Changxia felt as if she had returned to her son's childhood, and hurriedly got up and rushed to the living room.

[Son, Mom is here...]

Doudou's facial features are almost a one-to-one replica of Huang Keke's face. He doesn't look like Ye Changxia's son at all, except for a pair of protruding ears.

Ye Changxia stood there awkwardly, feeling even more disgusted with Huang Keke——

Although she had given birth to a grandson, he didn't look like a member of the Feng family at all. When she saw Doudou, it was like seeing Huang Keke. She could hardly hold back her anger and wanted to tear this face off...

Doudou cried for a long time but didn't see his mother, and his grandmother didn't come to hug him. He felt very aggrieved.

He has a heavy nasal voice and looks a little listless and dull.

Two hours later, Doudou had a fever.

He had a high fever and was having convulsions, his body tensed and twitching. Ye Changxia was lying beside him taking a nap and was kicked several times, feeling very annoyed.

[Doudou, stop making trouble, let grandma get some sleep...]

She mumbled with her eyes closed, warning the little one.

How could Doudou respond to her? He was still twitching, his whole body was hot, his eyes were bloodshot, and his teeth were clenched.

Ye Changxia was kicked again and became angry.

She turned over suddenly and cursed.

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[Can you not...?]

When she saw Doudou's look, her anger instantly subsided and she picked up the child in panic.

The child weighed less than 20 pounds and was twitching so violently that she couldn't control him at all.

[Hey Doudou, what's wrong with you? Don't scare grandma. You are my only relative! ]

Ye Changxia picked up Doudou as if she was holding a big carp that kept wagging its tail. She didn't even bother to put on her shoes and ran out of the door quickly.

There is a clinic in the community——