jdhmnovel Chapter 229: Donkey: The Ride (21)
Chapter 229: Donkey: The Ride (21)
I didn't expect that the old cadres and local rich people in this episode didn't even look at her. What's the difference? !
Apart from her abdominal obesity and dull complexion caused by endocrine disorders due to long-term night shifts, she considers herself to be cheerful, generous and unpretentious, knows how to do all the housework, is stingy and thrifty, and has no shortcomings!
(?｀?Д?′)!!
↑Male guest No. 1 and No. 2 who was pursued by her fiercely: Huh? ! Big sister, you are so confident, um, ok, ok, keep it up, bye!
Male guest No. 3 was still describing to the police in detail the height and appearance of his lost donkey.
He seemed dissatisfied with the other party's reply. His brows were tied into a knot. He looked older and older. He didn't look like he was 68, but more like he was 86...
Ye Hongmei felt a little regretful. If she went back on stage to reshuffle the cards, would the director agree? !
The director who was being targeted sat in front of the monitor and shook his head.
Male guest number 4 Du Wei, also known as Viagra, offended everyone as soon as he came on stage. This...
There is nothing else to watch except being annoying. The audience will definitely want to change the channel...
The director sighed: Well, this was a mistake made by him and his team.
Look at what number four said -
[Of course I have a pension. I retired from a state-owned enterprise. I earn more than 2,000 yuan a month, which is enough for me to spend. Hey, your son's high expenses have nothing to do with me. You should pay for his tuition yourself. I won't help others raise their sons!]
[I only want those under 40, you can turn off the lights! ]
[Don't worry about whether I am okay at my age. A man can't say no. As for you, you are a few years older than me, so it is definitely not okay. Turn off the lights. I don't want to argue with you! Women and villains are hard to raise! ]
[What, you want to take care of your grandchildren?! That won’t work. Raising a child is too expensive. I don’t have money. I can’t even take care of my own grandchildren!]
[You are in charge of my money?! That won’t work. I’m afraid you will cheat me of my money and sex. Once you get the money, you will run away. Who can I complain to?! ]
The female guests who were criticized were so angry that smoke came out of their heads, the corners of their mouths twitched, and their eyes turned red.
The angry Iron Sand Palm slammed the light switch with a loud bang. The lights had been turned off long ago but the director in charge of the lighting circuit was so scared that he shrank his neck and pretended to be a quail.
The director wanted to wink at the health care doctor who was in a first-level combat state in the audience——
There are three ladies in the female guest seat with high blood pressure. If one of them gets so angry that a blood vessel bursts, the program team can’t afford to take such a big blame…
Before the host said to cut to the VCR, the lights in the female guests' seats went out one after another while male guest number four launched an indiscriminate artillery attack.
Not a single one left.
God is angry and people are resentful.
All the guests and audience members rolled their eyes in unison.
The host was facing the camera, trying hard to keep smiling, but there was a gleam in his eyes that looked like it could kill someone!
If I had Princess Iron Fan's palm-leaf fan in my hand, I would definitely blow this self-righteous Viagra to the Bermuda Triangle and tell him to get out of here as far as possible because of his blind arrogance and insolence!
Although what he said is human nature and understandable, but considering his facial expressions and actions, it is really intolerable!
Even the experienced director was enraged. He spread his thumb and index finger apart and made an eight gesture, signaling the host to kill this man immediately.
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Hand gesture eight can also be understood as a gun, everyone understands it.
【call--】
Tang Chao hung up the phone, feeling very angry.
The police told him to wait for notification and keep his phone open, and they would contact him at any time if there was any news.
Everyone knows that this is just a very official and polite remark.
I'm not afraid of being blamed by the higher-ups, but if the police were effective, would there still be so many families who couldn't find their abducted children for decades? !
What's more, what he lost was not a baby, but a donkey that could be served on the table at any time. At most, it could be worth several thousand.
Tang Chao noticed that the two people beside him were staring at him with disapproval, and then he realized that he was angry and anxious just now, and said what was in his heart.
[It's okay, I'm just so angry that I'm confused. If something happens, I still have to find the police immediately. No matter how good your kung fu is, you're still afraid of a kitchen knife. No matter how powerful a kitchen knife is, it can't beat a gun. What else can I do? I can only wait for them to notify me...]
As soon as he finished speaking, his cell phone rang.
Unknown call, local mobile number.
[Not so fast?! ]
He has downloaded an anti-fraud APP on his mobile phone, so if it is a suspicious number, the call should not be allowed.
Okay, take it.
【Hello? 】
[Hello, I am a police officer from Xindong District. I received a report five minutes ago. Your donkey is missing, right? ]
The other party was very polite and his voice sounded like a local accent, and he didn't sound like a scammer.
Tang Chao nodded and waited for the other party to make a move.
[A black donkey was seized at the Guihai Road Traffic Police Station in Xindong District. If it is convenient for you, go and claim it to see if it is yours. I will give you the contact number, please remember it, 138****]
Tang Chao had no paper or pen, so he waved quickly.
Ye Hongmei took out her cell phone and gave it to him.
Tang Chao praised her for her tact in his heart, wrote down the number, and dialed it...
As soon as the call was hung up, the other end was picked up.
He made the transition seamlessly, putting down the phone on his left ear and putting it on his right ear.
Blah blah blah blah blah…
Until he hung up the phone, his expression was still doubtful.
This is the first time in my life that I have experienced such a quick report, and it only took five minutes to find the lost property!!!
(??????)??Awesome!!!
Traffic Policeman C at the Guihai Road Traffic Police Station also stared with a complicated expression at the wrecked pickup truck parked outside, on which lay a pitch-black creature basking in the sun.
This little donkey with a loud noise, a disturbing voice, a willful behavior, and stiff hooves actually has another owner.
The big brother was sitting on the ground with his legs hugged against the wall. He was so excited when he heard several people talking that he almost jumped up.
[I told you I picked it up, it's really me!!! I lied before, it's really not my donkey! Comrade traffic police, it's none of my business if it damaged someone else's car, I don't have that much money to pay for it, really!]
[Tsk, you sound so serious. If the owner is sure that the donkey belongs to you, you will have one more crime.]
【What? ! 】
Big Brother turned pale with fear and refused to believe it.
[Theft and destruction of other people's property in huge amounts, tell me if it's serious or not?! ]
Big Brother’s eyes went dark, he let out a strange cry and fainted.
The traffic police chief cursed.
[Look at you, it’s not the first day you’ve been doing this, how come you managed to scare the client to death? Be careful about getting complained about! ]
Traffic Policeman C quickly pinched Big Brother's philtrum, leaving a very deep fingernail mark. Big Brother's face turned red from holding his breath, but he refused to open his eyes.
Traffic Policeman C was furious: Bah, you are pretending to be dead again, there is no surveillance here, if you dare to continue pretending to be dead, I will leave you alone, believe it or not? !