jdhmnovel Chapter 220: Donkey: The Ride (12)
Chapter 220: Donkey: The Ride (12)
At the other end of the overpass is indeed a food street.
But I have no money!!!
In a fit of rage, I stamped my hooves, attracting the attention of the lady boss.
The big steaming buns in the steamer look so soft and fluffy. I really want to steal ten or eight of them, but the proprietress’s glare is so fierce.
(? _ ?)
If I drool in the steamer, she'll pick up a boning knife and chop me into pieces!
I'm still young and I don't want to die!
Next one, braised chicken, hmm, more potatoes and less chicken, and the color is hard to describe... Forget it, next one.
Passing by a spicy hot pot restaurant, the male owner happily threw a handful of coriander.
[Hey, this one isn't very fresh, do you want to eat it?! ]
Humph, how does the saying go, a poor person won’t eat food given out of pity!!!
[Hey, I've never seen a picky donkey. If you don't want to eat, feed me to the dog! ]
The little Teddy bear, who was wandering on the roadside and owned by the chicken steak shop next door, looked up in surprise when he heard this, and glanced at the wilted coriander with disdain. This stingy boss was making fun of it again.
【Wangwangwang! 】
The dog was small but had a loud voice, and he cursed very fiercely, but the gist of it was just a few words -
[Bah, you miser Grandet, I won’t eat it, keep it for yourself!!!]
He is quite educated. The owner of the chicken chop shop is a graduate student in Chinese. After graduation, he couldn't find a job with a monthly salary of more than 4,000 yuan, so he rented a five-square-meter shop in anger and chose a good location. After two years, his daily turnover was far more than 4,000 yuan, and now he earns 100,000 yuan a month.
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
The spicy and crispy fried chicken steak is so delicious!
The young man wearing a mask inside was busy as he stepped on his feet. The timer rang from time to time. There were more than a dozen long takeout orders on the table to his right.
The girl who was helping the man pack the food was very skillful. She put the prepared meals into paper boxes, making sure to open the heat dissipation vents, otherwise the food would not be crispy enough when the customers received it.
[Lin Na, help me get a bag of French fries. This company has ordered ten servings. I need to free up two pans to fry French fries later!]
[Okay, boss! ]
In the midst of his busy schedule, the man heard his puppy making a noise outside. He looked out and saw a donkey at first sight, with his mouth watering with greed.
He couldn't help but laugh. No matter how delicious something is, if you eat it every day, 365 days a year, it will no longer taste good.
【Wangwangwangwangwangwangwangwang! 】
When the little Teddy bear jumped up, he was only as high as a donkey's leg. He called his master in a very domineering manner, "Quickly give some fried chicken to the new friend!"
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
Good dog! What a good dog!
Next it depends on whether your master is generous and handsome enough!!!
Tang Chao, who was sitting in the third-floor studio of a TV station across the road, was tugging at the hem of his suit nervously, unaware that his donkey was shamelessly begging for food from the owner of a fried chicken shop.
I don’t know what the stylist was thinking, but he gave him a neat suit, a pair of gold-rimmed round glasses, and a fresh rose in his suit pocket.
Tang Chao wanted to frown, but when he saw the camera sweeping over him, he used the power of his mind to force his brows to open.
If I had known, I wouldn’t have come. He didn’t even wear a suit the year we got married.
The crotch of his pants was so tight that one could see his barely perky hips from the side. The stylist said that he looked more elegant in this outfit than the aunties in cheongsams.
What kind of temperament does he need as an old man? !
[All departments, please get ready. Recording will begin in one minute. Please turn off your cell phones! ]
Tang Chao's cell phone had been turned off a long time ago, otherwise there would always be message alerts on his TikTok. Most netizens knew from the director's personal account that the blind date was recorded on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and they were all asking about the situation.
I wonder where this group of young guys get all their curiosity from?
There were five male guests, and Tang Chao was the third. He sat in the designated position backstage with a little curiosity.
Male guest number one was already waiting in the backstage, standing alone behind the curtain, stamping his feet nervously, very quietly for fear of making any noise and attracting other people's attention.
In a small closed room not far away, Er Siwu, like Tang Chao, looked uneasy and couldn't even open his mouth to chat.
After all, everyone is a competitor. There are only twelve female guests on the stage. No matter who goes on stage first and takes away the best and most beautiful one, it will be a great loss for the others waiting in the backstage.
The female guests were already in place. There was a huge display screen in the small room, where they could watch the situation on the field in real time. The four old men immediately sat up straight, their eyes following the camera from left to right.
Each of them had her own charm. Among them, two or three had particularly outstanding temperaments, and their number tags were secretly noted by someone with ulterior motives.
The hosts were indeed a young couple. They behaved in a friendly and generous manner, their age was hard to tell, and their hosting style was very humorous.
After just a few words, the audience on and off the stage burst into laughter.
[Without further ado, let us welcome our number one male guest tonight! ]
The female host raised her right hand and the camera switched to the curtain. A pair of hands worn by time decisively lifted the curtain, revealing a square and resolute face. It was the male guest number one, Xu Menglong.
[Hello, ladies and audience friends, I am number one, Xu Menglong! I am from Guangxi, and I am 58 years old this year! ]
As he spoke, he walked towards the host. If you look closely, you can see that his left foot was slightly lame when he walked, and the thickness of the soles of his two shoes was also different.
Someone in the female guest seat frowned secretly. When the elderly go on blind dates, it doesn't matter if the other person is rich or poor. They are most afraid that the other person has health problems...
The male host knew Xu Menglong's situation, and was sweating in his heart, but he held back and didn't reach out to help him. The guest card notes mentioned -
Xu Menglong has a very strong self-esteem and cannot stand any pity or sympathy. He must be treated as a normal person!
After everyone stood still, the female host handed over a tablet computer.
[Please select the female guest on stage that you are most attracted to! ]
Xu Menglong looked around with a somewhat conflicted expression.
[Excuse me, can I come a little closer? After getting my hair done today, the makeup artist told me not to wear glasses because it would make me look old-fashioned. But I am 800 degrees nearsighted. At such a distance, I can’t tell whether it is a person or a cat just by looking with my naked eyes…]
Before he finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter again. Several sisters who had been skeptical in their hearts also laughed until their faces became hot and their complexions became better.
The male host gently bumped his wife's shoulder and said jokingly.
[Okay, Brother Xu, just go and have a look by yourself. Remember to come back~]
Xu Menglong was not angry even though he was laughed at. He really got closer and looked at them one by one.
His steps were slow and firm, and although it was obvious that he was still limping a little, everyone was infected by his serious and earnest expression, and no one dared to stare at his legs anymore.
The female guests were "inspected" one by one. Before Xu Menglong returned to the center of the stage, he had already tapped a number on the tablet -
11.