jdhmnovel Chapter 170 You Must Pee Well
Chapter 170 You Must Pee Well
When Meiya opened the toilet door, she was almost dumbfounded. Why was there urine stains everywhere near the toilet? !
"Ah! Really, you're causing trouble for me again! Xiaoxin, Xiaoxu, both of you come here!" Meiya shouted towards the living room.
"? What's wrong, Mom?" Mingxu poked his head out from the living room with a puzzled look on his face.
"Come and take a look." Meiya pointed to the toilet.
"..." Mingxu was speechless. Xiaoxin didn't pee properly again. This thing is a spray bottle, how come urine is everywhere?
"...It seems I know who it is..." Mei Ya guessed it from Ming Xu's expression, and when she saw that Xiao Xin still hadn't come out, she shouted into the house again: "Xiao Xin!"
"Xiao Xin... New New New, New Year! It's your turn, Nian." Xiao Xin's voice came from inside the house.
"Ah? New Year? Year after year, annual salary. Why is Xinxin new again?! No! I didn't play chain games with you!" Meiya reacted and saw Mingxu's strange look. She immediately ran into the living room and got angry when she saw Xiaoxin lying on the floor eating cookies.
"..." Mingxu expressed his helplessness. Xiaoxin's trick was really like cheating. If he was not careful, he would fall into his trap.
"Xinxinxin, the new mother's face is full of wrinkles. It's your turn." Xiaoxin said and turned his head, and then saw Meiya looking at him angrily, her face turned black.
It was too late for him to run. Meiya grabbed Xiaoxin's collar and pulled him up, then walked towards the bathroom.
"6." Mingxu couldn't help but say as he watched Xiaoxin emerge from his clothes like a cicada escaping from its shell.
Misaya also felt her hand lighten, and when she turned around, she saw that Shin-chan was about to run away.
"Still want to run!" Misaya grabbed Shin-chan's pants again. This time she grabbed his underwear too. She didn't believe that this boy could still run away!
"Great. Click." Mingxu gave a thumbs up and took out his camera to take pictures of Xiaoxin.
"..good boy." Meiya felt her hands lighten again. This boy didn't even take off his pants and ran away with his buttocks tucked in again.
"Damn it!" Seeing Xiaoxin provoking her again and again, Meiya became even more furious. She grabbed Xiaoxin's buttocks, went to the toilet, pointed at the toilet and shouted: "Look, look! Look at what you have done!"
"Huh? These are slippers, what's so good about them?" Shin-chan pretended to be stupid.
"No! I'm asking you what is this on the ground!" Meiya shouted, pointing at the urine stain next to the toilet.
"Oh, this is probably Xiaobai peeing." Xiaoxin said casually.
"...Woof woof woof." Xiaobai in the yard heard Xiaoxin's voice and shouted a few words in dissatisfaction.
"Xiaobai? Do you think Xiaobai will come here to use the toilet? You can hear that Xiaobai is already dissatisfied." Mingxu rolled his eyes and said.
“... um, if it’s not Xiaobai, then it’s Xiao... it’s mom.” Xiaoxin was about to say something, but when he saw Mingxu’s clenched fists, he suddenly trembled and quickly changed the subject.
"Tsk tsk, I won't pee while standing." Meiya rolled her eyes when she saw the two little ones' actions.
"Well, then, this is the mystery of the locked room murder." Shin-chan said with his arms folded across his chest.
"The Scheming Frog is..."
"..." Listening to the BGM sounding around, Meiya rolled her eyes and looked at Mingxu. Mingxu smiled awkwardly and turned off the videotape. It felt weird not playing Conan's music at this time.
"Who entered the bathroom just now?" Misae looked at Shin-chan and asked again.
"Me." Xiaoxin said without hesitation.
"That's right, the murderer is you!" Misae pointed at Shin-chan.
"Pa pa pa~" Mingxu and Xiaoxin applauded.
"Wow, so the murderer is me. What a beautiful way of reasoning. That's it. Bye." Xiaoxin said and was about to leave.
"Stop right there, you little brat!" Mingxu calmly watched as Xiaoxin was grabbed by the face by Meiya and pulled back. It was a routine operation.
"How do you think someone would feel if they came in to the bathroom and saw this scene?" Misaya asked Shin-chan.
"Who will come?" Shin-chan asked Misae.
"What if an older sister comes?" Mingxu asked.
"Then she will definitely say, wow, this is Shin-chan's pee, so great, I'm so happy." Shin-chan said as he stretched out his hand to support the door and laughed.
"...What if it's an old lady?" Mingxu asked puzzledly.
"No!" Xiaoxin said without hesitation.
"6." Mingxu gave a thumbs up.
"...The problem is who goes to the toilet? The problem is how you go to the toilet!" Misaya shouted at Shin-chan.
Thinking back to the time when Mingxu went to the toilet with Xiaoxin before, he had a headache. He corrected it last time, but it seems to have happened again not long ago.
"Oh, on Monday, aim farther, on Tuesday, pee from above, and on Wednesday..." said Shin-chan as he demonstrated.
"Enough, enough! Can't you go to the toilet normally?" Meiya couldn't stand it anymore and shouted.
"Why is it so ordinary?" Shin-chan asked puzzled.
"That's it, stand in front of the toilet..." Meiya said as she went up to demonstrate.
"Click." Mingxu just secretly handed the camera to Xiaoxin, and Xiaoxin took the photo as expected.
"No taking pictures!" Hearing the noise, Meiya blushed and shouted, then punched Shin-chan, who was standing there with a big bump on his head.
"What a famous scene." Mingxu laughed.
"Come here and practice the normal method for me!" Meisai said to Shin-chan.
"Okay~" Xiaoxin said and said he would try it out.
"No, it's hard to aim when you come out from the side." Mingxu said casually.
"What should we do then?" Xiao Xin asked again.
"You should do it from the front." Meiya said and demonstrated again.
"Click~" Xiaoxin lived up to everyone's expectations and took a photo again. Yes, the camera was the one Mingxu had just handed over to him.
"Didn't I tell you! No taking pictures!" At the moment when Meisai's fist fell, Mingxu took the camera and his fist landed accurately on Xiaoxin's head. A bigger bump appeared on the original big bump, making him look like a Calabash Brothers.
"Hurry, try again!" Meiya said again after the fight.
"Oh." Xiao Xin started obediently.
"Oh, if you keep dragging your feet like this you won't be able to make it in time and you'll pee your pants!" Meiya complained.
"Ah~" Xiaoxin suddenly stretched his hand out from the zipper of his pants. Seeing this scene, Meiya was shocked Σ(?д?|||)??
"Kacha~" Mingxu took another photo, what a famous scene. (*σ′?`)σ
"Idiot!" Misaya punched Shin-chan on the head again, and this time Shin-chan really behaved himself.
"Okay, since you made the toilet like this, you have to clean it for me while I'm going shopping!" Meiya said and was about to go out.
"Ah, I'm alone, can't Xiaoxu do it?!?" Xiaoxin looked at Meisai and begged.
"If you can get Xiaoxu to agree, I don't mind." Meiya said casually, then went out.
"Xiao Xu~" Xiao Xin looked at Ming Xu with stars in his eyes.
"乀(ˉeˉ乀) get out," Mingxu said bluntly.
"Miserable." Xiaoxin suddenly puffed up his face.
"Okay, I can only fetch water for you, but you still have to clean the toilet yourself!" Mingxu glanced at Xiaoxin and said.
"Okay~" Xiaoxin agreed readily.
The two of them worked together and successfully cleaned the toilet. Xiaoxin even scrubbed the toilet seat once and then put it outside to dry.
"Well, well done. Here's a reward for you." Meiya came back and nodded with satisfaction when she saw the clean toilet, then took out some cookies and handed them to the two of them.
"Hehe, happy working with you." Mingxu said to Xiaoxin while holding a cookie.
"Happy cooperation~" Xiaoxin also clinked glasses with Mingxu while holding a biscuit.
"What a pair of little guys." Meiya looked at the two of them and shook her head with a smile.
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