jdhmnovel Chapter 1813 The Client
Chapter 1813 The Client
Li Xiang and the others quickly brought over the three huge shopping bags containing the treasure.
"Sister Caibao, everything's here. I also picked some other things for you; this is delicious."
He took out a fruit with a gray, hard shell, like lotus petals, and the whole fruit was heart-shaped and very plump.
“This is a new variety we grafted two years ago. It has a very low yield and wasn’t planted in the orchard. It’s in a separate experimental field. Take it home and try it. If you like it, I’ll give you more next time.”
"Okay, thank you, Brother Xiang."
"You're welcome."
Fang Shiyou and the others were stunned.
Has the world gone mad? Someone steals from you, and you complain that they didn't steal enough, wanting to give them more in return?
Half an hour later, Shen Xi, Fang Shiyou, and others, each carrying a large bag of heavy fruit, were escorted out by enthusiastic teachers and students.
Let them finish eating and come back anytime; they can pick more whenever they want.
Once they left, Shen Xi looked at those smug young men and felt a surge of anger.
She straightened her face and said, "Laughing? You still have the nerve to laugh!"
The three brothers' smiles froze.
She glared at them: "I'll settle the score with you tomorrow!"
Oh, so you're free today? The group started joking around again, bumping into each other and playfully punching one another, their friendship growing stronger.
They even said very solicitously, "Teacher, it's inconvenient for you to hold the child, we'll help you deliver the things to your home."
They are smart.
Shen Xi told the two girls to go home first, and that Fang Shiyou and the other two could take them. Actually, Fang Shiyou and Gu Feifan were enough, since they all lived in the same neighborhood and it was on their way.
But Nuha didn't know if it was because they had gone through hardships together that afternoon, so she couldn't bear to part with them and insisted on going.
Too lazy to waste any more words with these three idiots, I gave each of them a bag of fruit to take home and eat after dropping them off at their doorstep, and sent them on their way.
He casually reminded her, "Remember to write your self-criticism."
They wailed, "Help!! Teacher Shen, can you please stop ruining the atmosphere like this?"
She raised her hand: "Then instead of ruining the atmosphere, I'll ruin your facial tissues?"
The group quickly shut up, deciding to make their escape first.
Shen Xi put the child down and chased after him to the elevator, reminding him, "Don't copy from the internet!"
"Teacher Shen, if you keep nagging, you'll turn into an old woman."
Shen Xi kicked out, just as the elevator doors opened, and Fang Shiyou was kicked inside.
Nuha and Gu Feifan quickly stood at attention and saluted: "We guarantee to complete the mission, please rest assured, Teacher Shen."
That's more like it. Shen Xi clapped her hands and went home.
Inside the elevator, cries of anguish filled the air.
Shen Xi ignored it and closed the door when she got home.
Inside the elevator, Nuha looked distressed: "What should I do? I can't write short essays."
His Chinese is currently limited to listening and speaking; he doesn't seem to have the ability to write essays yet. Let alone anything profound—how profound can you squeeze out by squeezing toothpaste?
Fang Shiyou and Gu Feifan exchanged a glance, then each punched him: "Are you stupid? There's nothing in this world that money can't buy."
"so what?"
"A generous reward will surely bring forth brave men, let alone a letter of self-criticism."
"What you mean..."
"Just pay someone to write it for you."
Nuha opened his mouth wide. "You can do that?"
The elevator doors swung open, and three men in dire straits walked out, arms around each other's shoulders.
Gu Feifan nodded: "We'll be the clients then, and the requirements are that it must be profound, 5,000 words long, and original."
Fang Shiyou: "Oh right, right, we also have to take the self-criticism to be checked for plagiarism. If it exceeds five percent, it will be sent back for rewriting, and we won't get paid!"
Gu Feifan: "We won't let them get away with anything until there's a 100th version, a final version where they jump off a building, or even a version where they die."
"They dragged their feet on paying in the end, splitting it into several payments, and then asked them to cover after-sales service."
Nuha raised his hand: "This has after-sales service? What kind of after-sales service?"
"Idiot!" The two of them slapped him on the head at the same time: "Of course it's the apology letter you'll write later! Buy one, get ten free."
Judging from the speed and frequency with which their master gets into trouble, she'll probably have to write a lot of self-criticisms in the future.
Since they are the master's disciples, this difficult task will naturally fall to them. Making preparations in advance is to be prepared for a rainy day and to be safe from any eventuality.
After listening to their words, Nuha couldn't help but sigh, "In the end, you Chinese are still the most cunning."
Want to do ten things for the price of one?
"But the problem is, even if you have a great plan, will they actually do it?"
Fang Shiyou slapped him again: "You foreigner, can't you use your brain? Don't you know you should withhold the final payment?"
Gu Feifan raised his chin: "That's right, we are the noble client, so it's only right for us to do whatever shameless things. Those service providers wouldn't dare to resist."
"As long as they still want the final payment, they'll have to let us bully them."
Nuha gave a firm thumbs-up: "Awesome!"
He exclaimed again, "China is truly a nation of high-quality, inexpensive, hardworking, and capable people!"
These kinds of clients are willing to cater to you.
If this happened in his country, he'd smash your head in, believe it or not.
He wants to stay in China; he wants to be a high-class client!
He'd rather die than leave! He was born Chinese, and he'll die a Chinese ghost! That's how patriotic he is! By the way, he married Shanshan, and it was even a case of him marrying into her family. Can he change his nationality?
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After sending those troublesome guys away and returning home, Shen Xi looked at her daughter, who was so dirty she was unbearable to look at, and her headache started again.
Every day, Caibao used to kick and punch in her belly, and she had a premonition that she was carrying a very naughty baby. But she never expected that Caibao could be so naughty.
They're such troublemakers.
She's in and out of the police station every few days, and now she's been arrested by the school. Last time they even called the fire department. Great, she's practically visited every government agency.
Will she cause a scene at the government building again next time?
Headache, really a headache.
Think about it, she has such a headache even without much childcare, let alone Chen Chuan?
No wonder he's so resistant to the topic of having a second child. To be honest, Shen Xi doesn't want to have a second child now either.
She reasoned that as Caibao grew older and more capable, his ability to cause trouble would also increase.
Ultimately, it's because children have too much energy and too much curiosity.
Shen Xi began to consider whether to give Cai Bao extra homework.
I originally planned to teach her martial arts slowly, little by little, since she wasn't going to participate in any competitions, so there was no rush.
Now she feels she needs to increase the duration and content.
Caibao was unaware that her mother was already figuring out how to burn off as much of her boundless energy as possible; she was playing with her remote-controlled airplane.
This kid, he can't even play properly.
When other people play with remote-controlled airplanes, they either make the plane fly very high or very far away. But she just makes the plane fly less than ten centimeters high and then keeps it at that height.
To gain better control, she lay face down on the ground, holding the remote control in one hand, her body wriggling on the ground like a fat worm.
That image was simply...