jdhmnovel Chapter 1790 What's coming?
Chapter 1790 What's coming?
Lou Linshan became flustered as soon as she was given instructions, and her already nonexistent thoughts became even more chaotic.
In her haste, she randomly drew cards from her hand, and as a result, not only did she fail to score, she also drew a card that was bigger than the one opposite her and beat it.
The uncle stomped his feet, saying, "You idiot, why are you grabbing it? You don't have any cards to play. You only have one big card left, and you throw it out to blow up nothing."
Lou Linshan stared blankly at Nuha across the hall, and Nuha returned her gaze blankly as well.
A idiot and a foreigner were completely baffled while playing the game of Upgrade. They still hadn't figured out the rules and had no idea what their uncle was getting so excited about.
One hand?
Fang Shiyou gave Gu Feifan a look, and the other understood. Then the two of them started fighting, taking turns attacking each other, it was so much fun!
In the end, they completely thrashed Nuha and his wife, who didn't score a single point and were promoted directly.
Lou Linshan asked, bewildered, "How many times now?"
Nuha shook his head: "I don't know."
The gatekeeper was so anxious he kept stamping his feet: "King! King! You guys got beaten up and leveled up, and you don't even know a thing!!"
The more I look at them, the angrier I get.
"Get out of the way! I'll fight!"
The old man yanked Lou Linshan aside and sat down himself.
Lou Linshan didn't dare to resist and obediently gave up her seat. It was just as well; she didn't really want to play anyway. This game felt so treacherous and confusing. She didn't even know why she was losing. What was this about leveling up or becoming an official?
Playing cards is so stressful, especially when her uncle is standing behind her.
She was quite happy that someone was taking her place. She breathed a sigh of relief, took out the palm-leaf fan from her uncle's waist, and fanned herself diligently: "Come on, Lao Deng, let me fan you. You help me beat it properly."
Her uncle glared at her: "Can't you speak human language?"
"That old codger?"
"Shut up!"
"Oh."
The uncle was satisfied. The loser shuffled the cards. He saw that Nuha was clumsy and couldn't even arrange the cards properly. He got impatient, snatched the cards away, and quickly shuffled them in half. Then he shuffled them forward and backward, finishing in five seconds.
"Wow!"
Nuha and his wife were stunned and clapped their hands vigorously.
Although Nuha didn't understand the technology, he respected it and gave his uncle a thumbs up: "Awesome!"
The uncle, exasperated, said, "What's with the arrogance? Be smarter when you release it, understand?"
Be a little quick-witted...?
Nuha was a little scared.
Start drawing cards.
The veteran's performance was truly remarkable. Although he made Nuha cry, he was a skilled player who knew how to fight and calculate. He even knew exactly what cards Nuha had in his hand and gave him pointers from afar.
"Give me a rank, foreigner!"
"Look at the cards clearly!! Open your eyes wide!! What are those two big holes for? Look at the cards, not your own. Look at what cards others have played, why are you looking at me?"
The roar was so loud it almost echoed through the street.
Although they didn't set up a card table at the main entrance of the kindergarten, but chose a very secluded place with a big tree, wasn't the uncle's shouting a bit too arrogant?
You're supposed to be at work, so it's already too much to sneak in and play cards instead of keeping an eye on your door. And now you're yelling so loudly, are you trying to make sure everyone knows you're slacking off at work?
This uncle must have connections.
Fang Shiyou gave Gu Feifan a look, and they understood each other without saying a word.
The security guards at these public institutions are usually like unassuming monks, and their tempers are so bad that it's even more unbelievable.
Tsk, his card-playing etiquette is really bad.
Fang Shiyou and Gu Feifan exchanged another glance and remained silent.
Who would dare argue with the gatekeeper? He's a god who controls the entrance and exit of the kindergarten, much more powerful than many women who unexpectedly get pregnant with three, four, five, or six children. He can say no and he won't let you in. You can't afford to offend him.
With an experienced player leading a weaker team, and Nuha protected by a newbie, they had good luck. Although they were heavily criticized, the two of them actually won game after game, which was completely different from the previous situation where the couple were both feeding the enemy.
Even Nuha, who was initially not very interested but just wanted to fill in for a second game, has started to enjoy it.
After winning several rounds, Nuha got the hang of it and was really into playing cards. He played his cards with more force, slamming them on the table, especially when he had big cards.
Lou Linshan, who was watching the game, also got hooked and wanted to join in. Not daring to let her uncle leave, she went over and started stomping on Nuha's feet.
"Get out of the way, let me do it!"
"Do you even know how to play?!" Nuha retorted without backing down: "My uncle and I are on the same page, you can go play somewhere else!"
Lou Linshan angrily grabbed Nuha's hair: "Are you going to let me pass or not?"
"It hurts!"
"Should we let them pass or not?"
The next second, Nuha obediently gave up his seat: "Wife, you sit, you sit."
He even massaged her back and shoulders from behind.
The uncle curled his lip in disdain: "A grown man like you, being controlled by a woman, is that acceptable? Huh? Is that acceptable?"
Fang Shiyou and the others all lowered their heads, not daring to utter a sound.
Lou Linshan's beautiful eyes narrowed: "Old Deng, wanna play?"
"Play! Anyone who doesn't play is a coward!"
"My dear grandson, play with your great-grandmother."
Her lack of manners infuriated her uncle: "You little brat, with such a sharp tongue! Just you wait, if you dare to make a mistake, I'll curse you to death!"
"Who's afraid of who? Don't let your eyesight fail you and you play recklessly that will make us lose! Then you'll see if I don't yell at you."
"come!"
"come!!"
The two of them slammed their fists on the table, each louder than the last, almost flipping it over.
The others trembled and huddled to the side, too afraid to utter a sound.
"What's coming?"
A child's voice rang out from the side. Everyone turned to look and saw that Sister Caibao had somehow come over and was squeezing her head through the gap in the fence, trying to see what they were doing.
Oh dear, my little darling is here.
Fang Shiyou was overjoyed. Forgetting about shuffling the cards, he quickly went over and explained, "Master, we're playing cards."
"What cards? I want to play too."
"You're still in school."
"This lousy school, let whoever wants to go!"
So incredibly boring!
After teaching for so long, the students are still counting one, two, three on their fingers, and they can't even sing in tune. Caibao feels so tired.
If it were her, she would have slapped each of them long ago. If they don't learn, she'll hit them. She'll hit them a few more times and they'll definitely learn.
But Teacher Zhong is still there, teaching and teaching...
Taking advantage of the outing, Caibao quickly slipped away and, after searching around, found Fang Shiyou and his group.
Fang Shiyou asked somewhat fearfully, "Master, you're not going to ask us to sneak you out to play again, are you?"
Forget it. Last time he stole from Master, he got a severe beating from Teacher Shen. Not only him, but everyone involved got beaten.
They were trying to plead for them, but Shen Xi asked them, "Do you want me to beat you up, or do you want Chen Chuan to teach you a lesson?"
Is this still a choice?
The next second, they scrambled to be abused.
"Don't pity us just because we're delicate flowers, Teacher Shen, push harder!"
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