jdhmnovel Chapter 1705 Birdman
Chapter 1705 Birdman
Wen Ying glared at Caibao provocatively, then glared at the dead goose. "It's making such an ugly noise. If you have the guts, come and argue with her."
If the big goose doesn't go up, the treasure must go up. Although her little mouth is chattering, she is still a child after all. She can't even speak complete words and she is still quarreling. It's so funny. This round, Wen Ying is sure to win.
Fan Like whispered to Shen Xi, "This is too informal. Why are they even arguing?"
It's like seeing a cool and awesome overlord having sex, but in the end, it's a country overlord...
You are not elementary school students, why are you arguing with me?
Shen Xi pointed at Wen Ying and said, "Look at this girl. How mature do you expect her to be?"
She is sixteen years old, underage, skipped a grade to take the college entrance examination, is very well protected by her parents, has no idea of the dangers of the world, and has a bad temper. Do you still expect her to compete with you in writing couplets?
I heard she had five arguments in the three days since she moved in, three of which were with her downstairs neighbor. They complained about the neighbor's newborn baby crying too loudly...
Shen Xi actually didn't quite understand her. If she had the conditions, she could live in a villa, so why did she have to live in Zigui Garden?
There will definitely be noise from upstairs and downstairs.
inevitable.
Although a newborn baby's crying is noisy and annoying, isn't there anything we can do about it? Is it possible to just block his mouth?
Some children just love to cry, and their parents are actually more frustrated than their neighbors.
Because every baby who cries day and night means that he needs to be held in your arms all the time and cannot be put down.
Alas, living in a residential complex, many things are really very important.
Just like no matter you are pregnant or in confinement after childbirth, you cannot stop your neighbors from renovating within the legal time, no matter how noisy they are.
Unless you live in a villa.
Even a villa cannot block the noise of renovation.
There is really nothing we can do in real life.
And this little girl Wen Ying is very strange. She obviously hates noise, but she likes to hang out with people. However, she is not sociable, yet she likes to hang out with people. How contradictory.
Fan Like said "Tsk tsk tsk", what bad luck, why did she mess with Sister Caibao when there were so many other people to mess with? It was bad luck for her.
Wen Ying pointed at the treasure and said, "Where's your pet? Let's make it clear first. Your pet can go up, or you can go up. No one else is eligible to go up."
She glanced meaningfully at Caibao's relatives and friends; they all looked like they were not someone to be trifled with.
Her eyes were fixed on Cheng Xuri. If they had to replace Caibao, she would have to choose someone, and she would choose this man who didn't even dare to raise his head!
snort!
"Okay." Caibao nodded happily, then looked at Zhu Xiaochao: "Chaochao."
"Here I am." Zhu Xiaochao came over carrying something covered with black cloth.
Everyone became curious about what that was.
Zhu Xiaochao has always had a strong desire to perform. With so many people watching, he deliberately walked around with it: "Come on, don't blink, it's time to witness a miracle."
Everyone rolled their eyes.
"Hurry up, please."
"Stop being so pretentious."
"What on earth is that?"
Everyone's curiosity reached its peak. Zhu Xiaochao smiled mysteriously and put down his things: "Dangdang, everyone, please count down with me."
Everyone had to patiently count down with him: "Three, two, one..."
He lifted it up with force—
A gray parrot appeared in front of everyone.
"Gah, Zhu Xiaochao, you bastard, who told you to cover me up?! You shameless licker! Fuck you! Do you want to die? Gah!!"
I go!
This parrot curses so...dirty!
All the curse words that came out of its mouth were swear words, the kind that would be "beep beep beep" and kept muted when playing a skit.
Everyone was shocked. What the hell is this? It's a parrot?
Zhu Xiaochao quickly pulled the cloth up again because it was almost fucking his ancestors.
Caibao pointed at the cage and said to Wenying, "Now, go ahead and argue with it. As long as you can win the argument, you win."
Wen Ying took five steps back.
This bird curses so vulgarly, who dares to curse back at it?
Winning is dishonorable, and losing is even more dishonorable.
This little fat girl is young, but she has a very vicious mind.
Wen Ying was so angry.
And... and the parrot was swearing, and she even heard some organs flying around...
Wen Ying also swears, and her family says she is outspoken, but she... isn't that dirty.
Suddenly, she felt a little hesitant to fight.
I always feel like I'm no match for you...
She was hesitating when Zhu Xiaochao gave her a mean smile: "Hey, if you admit defeat now, we don't have to compete."
"Even though you started this fight, it's okay to just admit your defeat. After all, being unable to beat a bird proves that you're worse than a bird. It's not something to be ashamed of. From now on, we can just call you Birdman."
"Do you know why?" He winked at her, "Because you are not as good as a bird, so the bird is in front and you are behind, hahahaha..."
Wen Ying exploded!
"You are a birdman! Your whole family is a birdman! Besides having a bird, you have nothing else! You @#￥%......&"
Good, she started swearing too.
The onlookers were stunned.
Some people reacted quickly and covered their children's ears, saying, "Ouch, this is not pleasant to listen to."
Caibao's ears were not covered, because our sister Caibao was well-informed. When she went to the countryside to have a feast, she saw the aunts fighting over the food. What kind of words had she not heard? What had she not heard?
I've been immune to all poisons for a long time, so this is nothing.
Shen Xi and Chen Chuan also calmed down.
As long as the child doesn't follow suit, just consider it as... letting her broaden her horizons.
After all, what can you do with a baby who has no knowledge?
Then, before the literary duel even started, Zhu Xiaochao had already been cursed at by both sides.
Tell me, he is so innocent in this matter.
In the end, Shen Xi gave Zhu Xiaochao a look, and Zhu Xiaochao brought the cage to Caibao.
Caibao personally lifted the drape, and as soon as the light came in, the parrot started to cry out: "Zhu Xiaochao, you...ah, Sister Caibao!! Hello, Sister Caibao, you look so beautiful and cute today, like a little princess. I love you so much."
"Love you, muah~~"
Everyone:...
Is this parrot a spirit? No, you're a parrot, aren't you a little too sensible? How come you can say everything? Even your flattery is so shameless.
It's really shameful.
The property manager finally came to his senses and asked cautiously, "Excuse me, are you still...competing?"
Wen Ying hesitated, feeling that she couldn't win this round, especially the bird, which looked so articulate that it didn't seem like a bird, as if it had been dubbed by someone.
By the way, even if it is a talking parrot, wouldn’t it be a bit too much if it can do so?
Zhu Xiaochao laughed heartily: "As long as Birdman admits defeat, we don't have to compete."
The hatred value was full, and Wen Ying exploded again.