Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous

Chapter 1413 Divine...Beast?

Zheng Shou glared at Shen Xi: "Are you blind? Which good store would let us in when we look like this?"

Yes.

“What about vending machines?”

Uh...forgot.

The main reason is that the three people's looks are so weird that people gather around them wherever they go. Even Zheng Shou, who is so thick-skinned, blushes when he sees them.

My entire body was covered in thick black mud, and I felt like a sculpture.

There is no need to talk about Huang Haohui. He was not a very shameless person. He just became a little thick-skinned after following Zheng Shou for a long time.

But he still...didn't have the courage to make a sculpture in the city and be watched by people.

Among the three, Caibao is the most shameless. He is not at all shy when being seen by others and even makes all kinds of faces at others.

"Auntie, do I look good?"

Pout, "Hmm!", blow a kiss and wink.

Everyone who was watching laughed. Zheng Shou saw someone taking pictures with his mobile phone. He was afraid that the treasure would be photographed and then dug out by others, so he had to hurriedly pick up the child who was still acting funny, covered the treasure's face, and quickly got into the car with him.

Along the way, I didn't dare to stop at all and rushed back quickly.

Otherwise, how could three people be so thirsty?

Shen Xi was very curious: "What happened to you? How did you end up like this?"

"Go ask the troublemaker in your family!" Zheng Shou snorted unhappily.

What about treasure?

Shen Xi didn't care about anything and just acted like a parent: "Our treasure is so young, don't blame her for everything. She's not a professional scapegoat."

"Master's wife, this time, it is really Senior Sister's fault." The honest Huang Haohui spoke cautiously.

As for calling a two-year-old child "senior sister", he has gone from being embarrassed in the beginning to being able to do it casually and comfortably now.

Oh?

Shen Xi looked at Cai Bao: "Did you cause trouble?"

"No, no." The little girl shook her head like a rattle. The funniest thing was that her sea urchin hair, which was originally standing straight, was covered with mud...

Let's put it this way, she is like the sculpture, except that she breathes better than the sculpture. And she is a bronze sculpture, shiny and bright.

Oh.

If the treasure says there is none, then there is definitely none.

Zheng Shou glared at Caibao and said, "You still dare not admit it? Did you eat the village's sacred beast?"

What?

Town village...and mythical beast?

At this moment, Shen Xi's mind was full of dragons, phoenixes, unicorns and other animals from the Classic of Mountains and Seas. She quickly looked at Caibao: "Did you eat dragons and phoenixes?"

"OK."

Does she dare to admit it?

"Crack" a bolt of lightning came down, and Shen Xi was struck, leaving him burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

How much will it cost? Huh? Divine beast, it sounds expensive.

She glanced at Chen Chuan quietly, and then found that the dead man was standing eight hundred miles away from them, as if he had nothing to do with them...

Bah! Shameless! Disloyal!

Shen Xi also silently stepped back a few steps and began to ponder the feasibility of leaving the treasure to Zheng Shou for ten days or half a month...

Caibao didn't know that her parents already disliked her. When she heard her mother asking, she happily started to search her pockets.

Shen Xi searched and searched until she realized that she was still carrying her Lingna Belle, and as expected, she was also covered in mud.

Caibao searched his pockets diligently for a long time before finally pulling out a plastic bag. He then handed it to Shen Xi, "Mom, here."

"For me?" Shen Xi was very surprised. Her daughter had grown up and even knew to bring gifts for her mother when she went out to earn money.

Once the plastic bag is opened——

There were half-gnawed chicken legs, chicken wings, and half a chicken breast, all with visible teeth marks on them. They were obviously her family's treasures.

It was clear at a glance that after the little guy took a bite, he remembered that he had to save some for mom and dad, and was reluctant to leave, so he packed the food up with saliva all over his body and put it in his bag.

It’s okay, she knew to use plastic bags, otherwise, the way she packed them, the food would have become beggar’s chicken.

But no matter what, when the child goes out to eat delicious food, he still remembers to pack it up for his parents. This behavior itself is worthy of touching.

This really touched Shen Xi.

For a moment, she didn't care about distancing herself from him. She habitually reached out her hand to hold Caibao's chubby face and kiss her. When her hand reached in front of her, she looked at the face that was so blurry that the facial features were almost invisible. Then she reacted and her hand stopped there abruptly.

In Caibao's expectant eyes, she changed her palm into a fist and gave Sister Caibao a thumbs-up: "My Baoer is so filial and well-behaved."

Okay, as long as it’s nice words, Sister Caibao is very easy to coax, and her eyes are curved when she smiles.

Shen Xi held the pile of... chicken parts and looked at Zheng Shou: "You mean this thing when you say the village beast?"

Which good person would use a chicken to ward off evil? Are you sure that a chicken can ward off evil? I have never heard of it. Although, when people eat chicken and snake, it is called "dragon and phoenix fighting", but that is the name of the dish, it is for the sake of sounding good.

It doesn't mean that the chicken is really a phoenix.

Since the mythical beast is a chicken, it can’t be blamed entirely on the treasure if it was eaten? She is still so young, what does she know?

"Humph!" Zheng Shou snorted coldly, "What do you know? This chicken has been raised in their village for many years. That year, there was a flood in the village. If the chicken hadn't jumped onto a big tree at the entrance of the village and crowed desperately, the whole village would have been washed away by the flood."

Therefore, from then on, the whole village directly worshipped the chicken by beating the board. The chicken was their lifesaver and the sacred animal of their village.

Shen Xi thought, calling someone a chicken-screaming beast is a bit offensive, isn't it?

It seems like they are birds?

But seeing how excited Zheng Shou was, she couldn't refute and had to remain silent.

Zheng Shou pointed at the treasure with his fingers, cursing: "You greedy girl, why eat other people's sacred beasts when you can eat anything else? You ate it, but you didn't hide it well, and it was discovered by others. It would be strange if they didn't fight us to the death."

All in all, it was Zheng Shou's fault for being careless for a moment.

Today they were originally going to Lihe Township, about two hours' drive from Hecheng, to help someone adjust their feng shui.

After arriving at the place, Zheng Shou took Caibao to look around inside and out. He didn't care whether Caibao could understand or not, and taught her how to look at the feng shui of the four directions and eight houses while they were looking. He used all professional terms and spoke very clearly.

No one can compare to Caibao when it comes to pretending to know everything.

She nodded "oh oh oh" while listening, her chubby face still very serious. In short, whether you are an outsider or an expert, you will think... she should have understood.

After visiting the village chief's house, the man suggested that Zheng Shou go to the village's ancestral tombs again. All the people in the village have the same surname and are all related.

That place is not suitable for children to go to.

Zheng Shou arranged for Huang Haohui to take care of the child.

It turns out that in this world, no one can be trusted except yourself!!