jdhmnovel Chapter 1308 Itch Line
Chapter 1308 Itch Line
Butler Jin wiped his sweat and shook his head, "You guys are still too naive. Whether it works or not is not something we should consider. We have reported it, and it is up to the Madam to do or not to do it. It has nothing to do with us."
But if you don't report it, and anything happens, it's their responsibility.
If they don't even understand this little truth and try to explain things so clearly, it will be really hard to lead your subordinates.
Oh, I see.
Everyone suddenly realized that, as expected, the old man is still the most experienced and is worthy of being the housekeeper who has served in the old house for decades.
A master of Tai Chi and an expert at passing the buck.
The young man appeared respectful on the surface, but was complaining in his heart.
How could Butler Jin not know what these young men were thinking?
He was just too lazy to say it. He snorted in his heart. With his wife's mischievous look and Xi Chen's love-brained mind, as employees, if they didn't be smart, they would be blamed and died.
Sighing again, the butler put away the handkerchief and suddenly remembered -
"It's bad! Quick! Go after Miss Treasure, or those dead birds of the Madam will really die."
Subordinate A waved his hand nonchalantly: "No, they have been conquered by Miss Treasure a long time ago. When they see her, they are as obedient as quails."
Miss Caibao is still very principled. As long as you don't mess with her, she will be a good girl. Apart from her love of "abusing" animals, she has no other problems.
Subordinate A glared at him and said, "You are stupid! My wife got a new grey parrot last month. It has a bad temper and likes to curse people!!"
I rely on!
It really is!
Not only does he like to curse people, he also likes to peck people.
The servant who fed the birds had his hands bruised by pecks every day. The tender-skinned little girls ran away crying, leaving behind the rough-skinned and thick-skinned men.
Unfortunately, their skin is rough and their movements are even rougher, so they either spill food or water, and are pecked out of the aviary by a group of grey parrots every day.
Head full of bags.
This one is much more powerful than the parrot back then.
The key point is that this grey parrot has a very bad temper. Except for sleeping and eating, it is always cursing. It curses everyone it sees, even its wife.
But the more the lady is scolded by it, the more she likes it.
I treated it like a baby. When I was in confinement, I had to ask someone to bring it to the room to play with it, and then it would scold me...
Everyone knew that Little Gray was the lady's favorite, and if anything happened to it, they would all be dead.
A group of people were almost crying with fear, and ran towards the Parrot Corridor at the fastest speed in their lives, and finally...
It’s still too late.
"Brother, here! Take it home and make some soup."
A fat pink parrot with golden sheen was held upside down by the feet by Caibao and given to Xiangbao. Caibao was very generous and magnanimous.
There was a pile of messy hair on the ground.
Xiang Bao was so frightened that he took several steps back, covering his hands and shaking his head.
Just now he was pecked by the parrot and its group of minions, and he was in serious trouble.
If it weren’t for his sister, Xiang Bao would cry again.
“Don’t be afraid!!” Caibao shook the almost fainted parrot: “It won’t bite you anymore.”
The grey parrot wants to cry...
The housekeeper and everyone else wanted to cry.
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When the servant came to report, Fan Like was holding Zhuang Bao and performing... uh... stunts for Shen Xi.
"Sister Xi, look!"
Zhuangbao was held in his father's hand. Fan Like stretched out his hand from his diapered buttocks to his left waist. Zhuangbao immediately retracted his feet and curled up to the left like a shrimp, pulling up straight.
Fan Like slid up from the bottom to the right waist, and Zhuang Bao pulled up to the right again.
It was like there were two itchy lines on each side. Fan Like was on the left and the right, and Zhuang Bao would roll left and right. In addition, his big, plump butt made the diaper tight, revealing the split butt, which was very funny.
It was so funny. Shen Xi laughed out loud, "I'll try. I'll try."
Fan Like nodded: "Come on, come on."
Then Shen Xi went over, and sure enough, Zhuangbao would hit whichever side you drew, and all the adults laughed so hard.
The key point is that Zhuangbao, I don’t know if it’s because his parents play with him too much, or for some other reason, but he is surprisingly emotionally stable, he doesn’t cry or make a fuss, which is very rare.
Fan Like was still trying to sell it: "Sister Xi, look at my Zhuang Bao's big butt, it's so good for giving birth."
Shen Xi:......
Zhuangbao is so tiny, should he be included in adult topics like whether it is easy to have children or not?
Could Fan Like be even more unreliable?
Qiao Yu was itching to do it and was unwilling to accept it. She thought that if Zhuang Bao could do it, her Yuan Bao could do the same!
So she picked up Yuanbao to play with him as well.
result--
like a statue.
Yuanbao felt uncomfortable being lifted into the air, so he started crying and kicking around, being very uncooperative.
Qiao Yu struggled for a long time and almost dropped his son because he couldn't hold him steady. The nanny couldn't bear it anymore and came over to take Yuanbao away, coaxed him into the basket, and gave him a bottle to suck.
It's meal time for the baby.
While playing with Zhuang Bao, Shen Xi asked Fan Like: "Yuan Bao has eaten all the food, why don't you feed Zhuang Bao some?"
"No need." Deng Wenjun replied with a smile: "He just drank milk before you came."
Originally, it was time to go to bed after feeding and playing for a while, but when Caibao came, Zhuangbao's eyes suddenly lit up and he stared at sister Caibao and refused to sleep.
Then his father had a fight with someone else, and that guy even woke up Yuanbao who was originally sleeping, and Zhuangbao’s sleepiness was completely gone.
Obviously, Zhuangbao inherited Fan Like's gene of loving to watch the fun, and he is also a baby who likes to join in the fun.
The more people there were, the more excited he became and he refused to sleep at all.
As a result, if he didn’t sleep, he couldn’t escape the fate of being teased… Who could have thought?
Deng Wenjun asked Wen Jing: "Was your Xiangbao like this when he was a child?"
Uh……
Wen Jing looked at Lu Jun, who pushed his glasses up and said, "No."
In fact, he didn't know, but since no one asked for confirmation, he just refused to admit it.
Everyone looked at Shen Xi again: "Where's Sister Caibao?"
Shen Xi shook his head: "When Caibao was a child, his temper wasn't as good as Zhuangbao's."
If you still want to play with her, the ceiling will fall down for you, believe it or not.
Wow, it turns out that Zhuangbao is the only baby with this "special" ability.
Fan Like was very proud: "Look, look, how smart and talented my son is."
He glanced at Qiao Yu sideways: "Unlike some show-offs who can do nothing."
Everyone:...
An inexplicable sentence offended everyone.
But he is Fan Like, so it's not surprising.
Wen Jing kindly reminded: "Be careful not to play too much, or he will spit up milk."
Shen Xi quickly withdrew his hand, and Fan Like waved his hand nonchalantly: "Hey, how long has it been since he finished drinking? Maybe he has digested it all. Where can he vomit it out?"
Okay, she advised.
Wen Jing shut up.
Fan Like held his son and asked Shen Xi: "Sister Xi, do you still want to play?"
Everyone was speechless. This was a son, his biological son, not a toy. What was going on in Lao Fan’s brain?