jdhmnovel Chapter 367 The mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole follows behind
Chapter 367 The mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole follows behind
Chapter 367 The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind
Dashengdi forgot his lines.
Dong Chongcao shook his head and reminded silently:
"My face."
Dashengdi said hurriedly: "Show your face."
Cordyceps: "My face is full of love and sincerity."
"Even if there is no truth, I will reveal it anyway."
Luo Han Guo pointed at Cordyceps and said, "Tamil, beat him, he's too... he's too..."
Luo Han Guo also forgot his lines.
Cordyceps reminded impatiently:
"Arrogant."
Luo Han Guo: "He is too arrogant!"
Cordyceps sighed and said:
"Are you kidding me? How can you act if you can't recognize so many words and your memory is so poor?"
Dashengdi frowned, "What you said next is not like that."
Cordyceps: "Of course not."
"That sentence isn't in the script."
"I said it myself, and I told it to you."
At this point, he looked at the director in the audience and said, "Hey, director, how can they rehearse if they can't read or remember their lines?"
Rhino Skin was a little unhappy. He stood up and said to Cordyceps:
"What's wrong? Can't you act if you can't read?"
"Do you know many words?"
Cordyceps smiled proudly and said:
“Not a lot, but I recognize them all.”
Rhino Hide snorted and asked:
"What is the character for 米田 (rice field) with four water drops under it?"
Dong Chongcao frowned and lowered his head slightly to think.
Rhino Hide: "You don't recognize me, do you?"
Cordyceps raised his head and said to Rhino Hide:
"Sewage!"
Rhino Hide pointed at him and said unhappily:
"You drink the feces, return the feces..."
Luo Han Guo pointed at Cordyceps and said:
"That's right, you should drink shit water. You can't even recognize such a simple word."
Rhino Hide said without mercy:
"You recognize it? Let me tell you, there is no such word."
Partridge: "Forget it, forget it. We are very familiar with the drama of love suicide."
"Anyway, our role is just to help you rehearse."
"We said the wrong lines, you don't have to pay attention to it, just act your part."
Director: “Yes, yes.”
Dong Cordyceps waved his hand and said, "Then continue."
Next, everyone will take their seats.
Dashengdi asked:
"Whose turn is it?"
Rhino Skin patted the Luo Han Guo standing in front of him and said:
"It's your turn, hurry up."
Luo Han Guo pointed at Cordyceps and shouted:
"He's too arrogant."
Wang Yiqing looked towards Dashengdi and pleaded:
"Tamil, no, don't hit him."
"If you hit him, it's the same as hitting me."
Cordyceps: "Juliet, let your brother beat me."
As he spoke, he grabbed Wang Yiqing's hand, raised his head, and continued:
"For love I can endure anything."
Wang Yiqing: "Oh...Romeo..."
Cordyceps: "Oh... Juliet..."
Dashengdi: "Juliet, as a loyal servant of the Vanx family, I really can't bear to see you being deceived by the devil."
"Oh, look at me, my face is twisted with sorrow for you."
Wang Yiqing: "Romeo is not a devil, he is not..."
Partridge pointed at the Cordyceps and said:
"He is the devil's big brother."
Luo Han Guo: "Yes, kill him, get rid of him."
Finished speaking.
Let's all cooperate.
Draw the sword...
Make slashing moves...
Wang Yiqing: "Oh, it's too exciting, I really can't stand it, oh..."
Then he fell to the ground.
Cordyceps looked down at her, "Juliet..."
At this time.
The director stood up and shouted:
"Hey, Romeo, you must help her!"
Partridge stood up and said:
"Yes, you really don't know how to be gentle with women."
"If you don't want to help, let us help."
Rhino Hide: "Yeah, you're gay?"
Dashengdi: "Even homosexuals don't treat women like this."
Finally, he turned his attention to rhino skin.
Rhino Skin said unhappily:
"Why are you talking to me?"
"Am I gay?"
"I'll strangle you to death if you destroy my image."
Dong Chongcao squatted down and supported Wang Yiqing's shoulders, "I'm sorry."
Huatabing: "I'm sorry? Can I just say sorry and push you down the stairs?"
Dong Chongcao helped Wang Yiqing stand up.
Wang Yiqing sighed softly and asked:
"What are you doing?"
Dong Chongcao: "I've already told you, I'm not used to wearing glasses when rehearsing."
"I'll go home and get a pair of contact lenses and come back to queue."
Luo Han Guo: "What? You are playing Romeo, not the blind man."
Dong Chongcao said to Luo Han Guo unhappily:
"If it weren't for art, I really wouldn't rehearse with a bunch of beasts like you."
"Humph!"
......
the other side.
Amazon Flower and Wei Ji were drinking coffee at Dong Chongcao's house when there was a knock on the door.
The two of them stood up hurriedly.
Wei Ji even took out a pistol and loaded it.
Amazon looked at him, nodded, and walked towards the door.
When I opened the door, I saw a man who looked like a postman standing at the door.
Before she could open her mouth, the visitor said:
"A registered letter from Miss Wang Yiqing."
"Excuse me, is Miss Wang Yiqing here?"
"Oh, that's me."
The visitor asked again:
"Are you Miss Wang Yiqing?"
Queen Flower: "Yes."
The man took out a pen and a letter from his bag and handed them to the female boss, saying:
"Please sign for it here."
Because she heard that a killer would come to kill Wang Yiqing, Amazon took it very carefully.
However, when she signed for it, she turned and placed the envelope on the wall.
Just as she was signing, the man took out a pistol from his bag...
That's right.
The man who received the money was the killer who came to kill Wang Yiqing.
pity.
The mantis stalks the cicada while the oriole follows behind.
Just as he was about to raise his pistol, Ye Haoxuan came out from the corner and pressed a small piece of wood against his back, "Don't move!"
"Raise your hand!"
The killer frowned and raised his hands obediently.
Hearing the sound, Amazon quickly turned her head.
Seeing this, her pretty face changed.
She had always been cautious, but she didn't expect that she would almost fall into the killer's trap in the end.
Fortunately, Ye Haoxuan appeared in time.
at this time.
Ye Haoxuan has confiscated the killer's pistol.