Chapter 259 I didn't see it
Chapter 259 I didn't see it
After the old patriarch took a bite of the dish, Yu Ye stood up and toasted him.
Elder Zhu toasted Yu Ye and Man Shan who came with him.
She also followed their example and toasted the old patriarch.
The old patriarch's smile was undoubtedly much brighter in response to Elder Zhu's toast.
This made some people unable to help but smile at each other. What they wanted was this brilliant smile.
"Old patriarch, stop staring at Elder Zhu." Shang Liangshan said incoherently.
"That's right, clan leader, if you really want to see Elder Zhu, you should hide it a little. If you look at him so openly, it will make Elder Zhu embarrassed." Yihuo said in the same unclear voice.
The words of the two people immediately made the calm heart of Elder Zhu start beating. "I thought, Master Xuanling and Hanren are really something. The old patriarch just saw it, but you two shouldn't say it out loud. It makes me so embarrassed."
"I didn't see it." The old patriarch suddenly became anxious and stopped even saying his catchphrase.
"Hmm," Yifeng cleared his throat and said, "Clan leader, it's okay to look at it. It's no big deal. You and Elder Zhu are both unmarried. It's normal for you to have feelings for each other. What do you think?"
"Yes, yes, yes." The voices of affirmation suddenly rang out.
"I really didn't see it." The old patriarch struggled to refute. He vaguely felt that something was wrong.
"Chief, you should be a real man, so just look at it. It's no big deal, just admit it openly." Yang Chao seized the opportunity to finish off the opponent.
This blow made the old man not want to talk anymore. The more he explained, the more confused he became.
Moreover, these guys were obviously a premeditated group crime. Even Shang Liangshan was involved. What else could the old man say?
People's hearts are really not as pure as they used to be. Even the hearts of the temple spirits are not pure anymore.
"Well, don't worry about these details, let's drink, drink." Shang Liangshan felt that it was about time, and to avoid embarrassment, he raised his glass and invited them to end the topic.
"Yes, yes, let's drink." Everyone echoed in unison and raised their glasses to welcome the feast.
During this process, Shang Liangshan noticed a detail: Elder Zhu secretly glanced at the old patriarch who was reluctantly raising his glass.
As the cups and glasses kept changing, the accomplices did not offer any further assistance but just started chatting.
As the saying goes, too much is as bad as too little. Things will be successful if you take it slow, people will be at peace if they take it slow, and slow words are precious.
While they were eating and drinking on the rock peak, Chen Jun, Shitou and Heihu were also organizing a party to entertain the male elders in the shed beside the village wall.
Wangmu and Wangting organized a party at the dock to entertain the elders of the maternal caravan.
In short, the leaders were all entertained at the dinner.
As for the caravans, they naturally cooked and ate their own food.
So it’s good to be in a high position and have power.
The drinking party ended in the dead of night, and Yifeng and the others scattered like birds and beasts, without repeating their reasons. It was clear that everything had been communicated.
The old clan leader looked at Shang Liangshan, the only one left. The latter smiled and said, "Old clan leader, since you are attracted to her, just go for it. I won't say any more. I have to go and ferry the souls of the fanatics."
Before he finished speaking, Shang Liangshan disappeared from the spot.
The old patriarch...
"Haha, the master is right. Chief, don't be afraid. I, Heizi, support you." Heizi said, sticking his head out from the top of the pavilion.
"Support a ball, what do you know?"
"Haha, who said I don't understand."
"Then tell me, do you know what love between a man and a woman is?"
"Haha, this is too simple. Love between men and women is developed through sleep."
"Who told you this?" the old patriarch asked in surprise.
Heizi's answer really surprised the old man.
"Haha, do I need someone to tell me this? In the village, every couple sleeps together."
"Sleeping is a feeling of sleeping, and feelings are feelings. You don't understand."
"Haha, what's the point of talking about feelings? To put it bluntly, we're all just trying to fall asleep."
"Who says that love is all about sleeping together? Love is sacred..."
Well, the old patriarch started arguing with Heizi about the difference between sleeping and feelings.
This is destined to be a long-lasting debate, so I won’t go into detail and omit 18,000 words.
The next day, the old patriarch had dark circles under his eyes and his voice was a little hoarse, which was the best proof that the decisive battle last night lasted until dawn.
The best proof of this is that Heizi was so angry that he blew up fish in the river.
From this it seems that even if the battle lasts until dawn, the man and the bird will not be able to determine the winner.
After venting his anger, Heizi was still angry.
So it roared towards the dock, found Elder Zhu who was having breakfast and said, "Haha, last night the tribe leader argued with Ben Heizi until dawn. He said that love is when he sees you, his heart beats fast..."
A "puff" sound suddenly occurred, interrupting Heizi's words.
"Ha ha, forget it. I'll go find the elder and let him judge." Heizi turned around and flew towards the market.
"Elder Zhu, does the patriarch like you?" Tujia dialect suddenly arose, and the female elders spoke at once.
The embarrassing situation that the old patriarch encountered last night happened to Elder Zhu again.
After listening to Heizi's story, Yifeng couldn't help but fall into the dialectic between sleep and feelings.
"I think Heizi is right. My wife and I fell in love through sleeping together." Manshan agreed with Heizi's point of view.
"Hey, Brother Manshan, I don't agree with this point of view, because I fell in love first and then slept with her." Liu Yu shook his head and said.
"That's also sleeping." These words were said by Shitou.
"Yes, it should be that we can only have feelings after sleeping together."
"No, we have feelings first and then we sleep."
My goodness, as the discussions spread, the two opinions exploded in the market.
The urgent discussion soon reached the ears of the members of the matriarchal caravan, and naturally caused controversy.
Elder Zhu seized the opportunity, threw out the argument, and saved himself.
When the old patriarch heard the argument, he almost vomited blood from embarrassment. He wished he could crawl into a hole in the ground and run back home to sleep under the covers.
But who is this old man? Facing everyone's attention, he still calmly led the wolf cub to catch fish, although he moved a little faster.
While the outside world was in turmoil, in the white palace, Shang Liangshan looked at the three believers who were drawn over by the Mountain and River Seal, and said to the waiting grass: "Tell the fanatics that the world is going to be in chaos, and tell them to pay attention to safety. After a while, the gods will go to where they are and organize them to build the temple."
"Once the temple is built, divine guards will be stationed there to protect their safety and teach them martial arts."
"Yes." Xiaocao accepted the order and walked out of the hall with the three spiritual letters.
"Three fanatics scattered across the country died overnight. It seems the situation is more serious than Liu Yu said." Shang Liangshan muttered, closed his eyes, tried two things at once, and realized the nine-word mantra: Soldier!
After Xiaocao settled the three spirits, he went to the General Temple to clean up as usual.
As a result, as soon as he appeared in the General Temple, he saw Yihuo sitting in front of the temple gate, looking at the two sides in front of him, with his breath surging, and everyone who was trying to break through was stunned.
"Fifth Elder, what are you doing?" Xiaocao couldn't help but ask.
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