Chapter 111 The company's flagship product is shit-like candy beans
Chapter 111 The company's flagship product is shit-like candy beans
"Oh, right! Yaoyao, when you were away a few days ago, the Health Bureau came to ask several times, saying that the target audience of the Elf Fruit has been selected, and they can come to pick up the goods at any time. When do you think it is convenient for you?"
"I'm ready anytime!" Bai Yaoyao quickly stopped complaining in her heart and said seriously, "I've kept these fairy fruits for quite some time. It's time to put them to good use!"
Ling Yi also nodded, "That's right! We, the White Dragon Horse, just happened to take advantage of this wave of popularity to spread our fame. As for what kind of products we will operate in the future, it depends on you, Yaoyao!"
After saying this, he looked at Bai Yaoyao with burning eyes.
Bai Yaoyao was silent for a moment, then looked up at Gu Chengfeng.
Gu Chengfeng immediately understood the meaning of her eyes.
"Ling Yi has signed a confidentiality agreement and is someone you can trust."
Bai Yaoyao nodded and took out a sample of everything she had in her hand.
Gel from long-bearded grass, pine cones, wild mushrooms, shit-flavored sugar beans, breast-enhancing and hip-lifting tights, high-quality organic soybeans, effortless hoes for digging, weight belts, special high-soled shoes, socks, sleeping bags and other tools.
"Here! That's it! But let me make it clear first! The quantity of each of these things is limited, so we can't buy them in bulk for now."
Alas! Bai Yaoyao sighed, why can she only specify one specialty every time she travels? It restricts her creativity too much!
686 rolled his eyes, "Host, you are getting more and more greedy! It's free, and you think it's not enough once!"
Bai Yaoyao chuckled. Who would complain about having too much free stuff?
[Then you can try your best to win the lottery! I remember there seemed to be a medal in the prize pool. If you wear the medal, you can bring back an extra specialty! ]
Bai Yaoyao's eyes lit up at first, then she suddenly calmed down.
Humph! This old man! He is so bad! He always tries to cheat her of her points! She only has points left now.
I have already drawn the lottery. What should I do if I encounter a situation where I need to save someone again?
It’s better to stay alive first!
Although it’s fun to draw a lottery, it’s fun to keep drawing a lottery…
But hold on! Hold on!
After she has negotiated the purchase of spirit crystals with the Dwarf King, she will have fun!
Bai Yaoyao was chatting with 686.
Ling Yi's eyes were already shining as he browsed among the things Bai Yaoyao had taken out.
After a long while, he held up a shit-flavored candy bean and asked Bai Yaoyao, "Yaoyao, how many of these candy beans do you have? I just tasted it, and it has a unique flavor, very refreshing. The college entrance examination is less than two months away! If we take advantage of the popularity of the college entrance examination and launch it on the market, it will definitely be popular among parents!"
??? Bai Yaoyao’s head was full of question marks.
No! There are so many things! Why did you pick the most flavorful one?
It's refreshing! What kind of parents are so cruel to let their children eat candy beans that look like shit? !
686 laughed so hard in Bai Yaoyao's mind, [I like this human! He has good taste!]
[The reason why this shit-flavored candy bean has become the most popular candy item on our planet is because it can refresh the mind and improve concentration and memory in a short period of time. It is the first choice for students and office workers! ]
[Host! You are a great partner! You have a very high IQ! ]
Bai Yaoyao's mouth twitched, and she looked at Ling Yi who was full of expectation, and spit out a number, "58 bottles!"
Ling Yi frowned, "Only 58 bottles! One bottle has 100 pills! Even if we package them one by one, there are only 5800 bottles. Hiss~ This amount is not even enough to fill the gaps between our teeth!"
686 rolled his eyes, made a small movement with his hands, and then called out repeatedly in Bai Yaoyao's mind.
[Host! Host! You can buy it in the mall! Limited time discount promotion, 1 point for 1 bottle! You won’t lose out if you buy it! ]
Bai Yaoyao was suspicious. Was this thing sold in the mall before? Why had she never seen it before?
After opening the mall with some doubt, I actually found this candy bean! The price is 1 point, and the bracket behind it is the discounted price that Bai Yaoyao can enjoy, 0.88 points.
Tsk! It’s not expensive at all!
But Bai Yaoyao was a little confused. Should she really sell this thing on Blue Star? !
Smells like shit!!! Who has such a strong taste!!
Bai Yaoyao raised her head and tentatively asked Ling Yi who was frowning in thought.
"Are you sure anyone wants to buy this? It tastes like shit, who would eat it?"
The monkey who had been the background came over and looked at the bottle in Ling Yi's hand curiously, "What kind of candy beans taste like shit? Can you let me have a taste?"
Even Gu Chengfeng, who had a gloomy face all the time, came over. Although he didn't open his mouth, his face was full of curiosity.
Bai Yaoyao: ...
good good!
She might be the only normal person in this room!
Ling Yi was very generous. He opened the bottle and poured one into each of their hands.
"Come on, come on! You guys try it too! Do you feel any strange feeling after eating it?"
After saying that, he asked Bai Yaoyao, "Yaoyao, do you want to try one?"
Bai Yaoyao waved her hands quickly, "That's not necessary! Thank you!"
When the candy beans entered their mouths, Gu Chengfeng and Monkey's faces changed instantly and they retched silently.
Ling Yi quickly covered their mouths, "Don't spit, don't spit! That feeling is about to come!"
Bai Yaoyao was watching the two men's ferocious expressions and felt very sympathetic. She quickly took two steps back.
She was afraid that vomit would splash all over her.
However, after about ten seconds, the expressions of the two suddenly changed.
The monkey smacked his lips. "After the candy beans are completely melted, there is no smell of shit anymore! Instead, it is like a stream of clear water rushing from my mouth to my brain, and I feel completely clear-headed."
Gu Chengfeng also nodded. "It's a bit like the refreshing feeling of having my Ren and Du meridians opened up. My whole body feels clear and my previously vague memories have become very clear."
"Is that so?" Seeing that the two of them agreed, Ling Yi smiled with the dimples on his face again.
"How could my vision be wrong! This is definitely something that will explode! I just don't know how long this feeling of enlightenment will last."
Bai Yaoyao silently looked at the description of the mall, and then said: "It lasts for two hours."
"What a good thing!" Ling Yi's eyes lit up, and then he said with a little regret:
"What a pity! If there were a few more, it would have become the flagship product of our White Dragon Horse Group."
Bai Yaoyao: ...
Although! But! She really didn't want the company's flagship product to be shitty candy beans!
She struggled hard, her eyes wandering over the pile of items on the table.
"Ling Yi, how about you take a look at this Longbeard Grass Gel that can cure baldness? Or this Pine Cone that has the effect of improving intelligence?"
Ling Yi curled his lips, "I have read the report of Huake Institute of Technology on these two. Of course, they are good things, but they can't produce results immediately! This can only be used as a long-term product, and there is no way to explode all at once~ It's a pity for this market!"
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