jdhmnovel Chapter 175: Your braised eggs are amazing. They say they feel good even after being beaten?
Chapter 175: Your braised eggs are amazing. They say they feel good even after being beaten?
The next two days.
The game went smoothly without any casualties. Even until the last player, the boiled egg, came on the court, Su Ning did not see the imperial teacher.
She counted them and, excluding the scheming man lying unable to move in bed, there were eleven people in total, but now there were only ten.
One person less.
That person is most likely the imperial teacher, and he is probably afraid that his identity will be exposed.
Su Ning questioned: "Emperor Master, are you missing someone?"
"You have a good memory." Chen Yichuan looked at him approvingly, and continued, "Something happened at home, so he left the cultivation world the day before yesterday."
the day before yesterday.
On the day when the scheming man got into trouble, the imperial teacher really ran away with his tail between his legs.
“It’s not that I have a good memory, but…” Su Ning hissed.
The two of them knew each other for a while, even though she was more of the one running away and he was chasing her, it was necessary to remind him to be careful of that person.
Or the imperial teacher.
But this is not the occasion to remind me.
"And what?" Seeing that she was hesitant to speak, he couldn't help but become curious.
"nothing."
Since that person wasn't around, Su Ning could slander him however she wanted: "I just saw that he was the ugliest among the twelve, so I paid attention to him."
Chen Yichuan: “…” It turns out that being ugly will also attract attention.
The last game.
Braised Egg vs. Yanting Mountain.
As a fellow idiot, not only does he deserve a beating for his behavior, but he also deserves a beating for his words. As soon as he got on the competition stage, he said, "Hey, bro, you're pretty shiny, right?"
"That brat is never behaving himself." Yan Shi'an couldn't bear to look at him.
Hearing this, Su Ning smiled and said, "Master Yan, just be content. It's a blessing that he didn't say you are so good."
Be content.
Don't have too high expectations of your own younger brother.
Everyone: “…”Brother, you smell so good, what the hell?
Yan Shian glanced at her and threw the blame on her: "This sect master suspects that you have led people astray in the past half month since you came here."
He took the sword from his sword tomb.
He also led his stupid younger brother, who already had a low IQ, astray.
"Defamation! I'm suing you for defamation!" Su Ning couldn't believe it.
She is even made to bear the blame for such a heartless act.
Is he still human?
“You have the right to say slander, but what you do will become a deed.”
“……”Why does this sound familiar?
On the competition stage.
It wasn't the first time that the boiled egg heard someone say that he had a dizzy headache.
But this time, the boy had a handsome face and even gave him a wink, so Lu Dan mistakenly thought that the other party liked him.
He had the urge to tease her, and said, "Yes, unlike you, your butt is so perky, it makes my blood boil."
Yantingshan was petrified on the spot.
"Pfft...Haha." Su Ning couldn't help laughing out loud. The thing she was most worried about happened, but this time the target was different.
What’s the difference between this and Brother, you smell good?
Lian Yan Shi'an also looked unhappy, and said to Chen Yichuan very tactfully: "Emperor Master, you... you men can really do this?"
Are women so scarce in their human world?
Now she doesn't even let men go, this... is simply outrageous.
Chen Yichuan was about to explain.
The people he brought with him began to protect their own reputations one by one.
"He alone does not represent us."
"Yes, yes, we are serious people. We don't know whether he is serious or not."
Some even defended Lu Dan by saying, "Could it be that his opponent looked like a girl and people mistakenly thought he was a woman dressed as a man?"
"Do you believe this yourself?"
"..."
After a long while, Chen Yichuan finally had a chance to speak. He said with an embarrassed look on his face: "He's not like this usually. He must be joking..."
Unfortunately, he didn't finish his words.
Su Ning, who was watching the game closely, suddenly exclaimed, "Master Imperial Master, look, your people are touching someone's butt."
"..."
as predicted.
There was chaos on the competition stage. For some reason, that boiled egg's temperament changed drastically. He had no sense of shame at all and started to swear.
He even touched Yan Tingshan's butt in public.
He showed a lewd expression and licked the corner of his mouth with unsatisfied expression: "Is it your butt that is sticking out, or my head that is shaking?"
"Fuck you!" Yan Tingshan, who had never suffered such humiliation before, slapped the boiled egg on the ground with a big nose.
He also kicked me a few times.
"My young master, I asked you to lift your leg, will you still do it?"
"Qiao." The boiled egg dared to say it was Qiao.
“……?!” Seeing that he was still stubborn even when facing death, Yan Tingshan grabbed one of his arms and used the left and right throwing method to throw him away.
He swung it while cursing, "Fuck the game! If I don't beat you to the bed today, I'll take your last name!"
How dare you humiliate him like this.
He was the first one. He didn't say that you can't beat people, just don't cripple them.
"My last name is Shi. Do you want to take my last name?" Even though Lu Dan was beaten, he did not fight back and happily said his last name.
“…” Yan Tingshan felt powerless and looked like a lump.
The name is also weird.
"Your last name is Shi, then I'll beat the shit out of you!"
"so comfortable."
"!?"
Su Ning in the audience was almost out of breath from laughing. She turned her head and looked at Chen Yichuan: "Your braised egg is really amazing. You said it felt good after being beaten?"
No wonder it’s the first day.
She felt that he looked strange and now his behavior was also strange.
Hearing Su Ning's joke, Chen Yichuan didn't want to have anything to do with that guy, so he distanced himself from him directly: "Your braised eggs."
"No, he's from your family."
"your home."
"The one in my family is the Imperial Teacher." Su Ning's brain twitched.
Without noticing for a moment, Chen Yichuan was led astray by her and blurted out, "Yes, yours is the Imperial Master, huh?"
Only after he finished speaking did he react and looked at Su Ning's cunning expression.
Only then did I realize I had been tricked.
“……”Use silence to cover up the embarrassment.
Yan Shi'an was watching the fun and didn't mind the big deal: "Emperor Master, you've only been here for a few days, how come we don't know when this happened?"
"Master Yan, this is a misunderstanding." Chen Yichuan looked embarrassed.
I don’t know how to explain it.
Now that so many people have heard it, it’s hard to explain.
Fortunately, Su Ning knew when to stop and looked deeply at Yan Shian: "Sect Master Yan, have you forgotten the world of cultivation..."
"Get it."
Yan Shian stopped her from talking any further and glared at Yang Cheng unhappily: "Yang Cheng, take good care of your apprentice and stop her from spreading rumors."
He vaguely remembered.
She slandered him in front of the elders of various sects, saying that he had an affair with Yang Cheng. Perhaps they also knew Su Ning's character clearly.
I thought it was just a joke.
But there are a few people who don’t think so, one of them is Zhongli Haitang.
He stared at Chen Yichuan deeply, but only for three seconds, then looked away, without letting anyone notice anything unusual.
Yan Tingshan on the stage got tired of beating the man and kicked him off.
"Go down, you bald ass."
The boiled egg, who was beaten into a pig's head, lay on the ground and recalled what had just happened: "Although he is a man, it is not that I cannot accept it."
"..."
He went crazy and asked Chen Yichuan for his opinion: "Master Imperial Master, can I poison someone to make him mute? I don't want to kill him, I just want to make him mute."
"No." Chen Yichuan was embarrassed.
When the boiled egg heard that he was going to be poisoned and mute, he immediately stood up and fled: "Goodbye, I will never come to the world of cultivation again!"
He wants to go home.
If he hadn't known in advance that he also knew the little girl who called him "Lu Dan" in the first game, he would probably be paralyzed now.
Look at the first two.
One nearly broke his arm, and the other has been suffering from diarrhea and estrus ever since.
“……?” Yan Tingshan was puzzled.
Even Su Ning thought he was pretending: "Is he pretending?"
Mu Xiaoyu speculated: "Lu Dan might know the relationship between us, and he would rather tease the man than be drugged."
"It's just a drug. He's too cowardly." Su Ning waved her hand disdainfully.
These words happened to be heard by Chen Yichuan.
"That's all?" Hearing this, his brows furrowed and he revealed the truth: "The one who was drugged has diarrhea, estrus, and is drowsy in a rhythmic way."
“……”Too careless.