jdhmnovel Chapter 202 Are You Here to Shit?
Chapter 202 Are You Here to Shit?
In the past three years, there have been constant frictions between the Western Regions and Dachen, and the war has continued to escalate.
News from the border said that the Western Regions had finally launched a large-scale attack.
The emperor was discussing with his court officials how to fight a war and was using a war chess game to deploy the troops. The two little guys, on the other hand, were attracted by the game and wanted to play it every day.
However, they couldn't enter the imperial study alone, so they could only look for Ji Qionghua, who had free access throughout the palace.
[Am I your access card? ]
Ji Qionghua still hasn't changed the habit of complaining that she developed since childhood.
Ji Huan bit his fingers and looked at Ji Qionghua in confusion.
Both Daddy and Mommy said that if they heard Auntie talking but didn’t see her open her mouth, they should pretend not to hear her.
She didn't know what that meant.
But as long as you do as instructed, mother will give you delicious food.
"aunt!"
Ji Li pulled Ji Qionghua's sleeve and acted coquettishly.
Looking at the two identical little pineapple heads in front of her, Ji Qionghua tried to hold back for a moment, but couldn't help it and grabbed their faces and rubbed them.
"go!"
Ji Qionghua, holding one child each in the hand, refused to admit that she spoiled her children without limits.
She was still a child herself.
When she brought the two little ones to the door of the imperial study, she saw someone waiting outside the door.
Perhaps because it had been a long time, he squatted outside and secretly looked inside.
From her perspective, the other person's hips were slightly raised, looking sneaky.
In the entire palace, Ji Xiaoliu is the only weird one.
"Ji Xiaoliu, what are you doing?"
Ji Qionghua's voice frightened Ji Luli so much that he shivered. He turned around and saw the three people before he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Uncle Six, are you here to take a shit?"
Ji Li, at such a young age, said something shocking.
He remembered that he did this every time he couldn't defecate.
[It's really a dung baby! 】
Faced with his sister's constant complaints year after year, Ji Luli's face turned black.
He has grown up and is no longer the shit kid he used to be.
But why can't he get rid of this nickname?
Now both little kids know about it.
"I'm not here to poop, that's not right, I'm not here to poop, that's not right either..."
Ji Luli tried hard to clear himself, but saw the suspicious looks of the two little guys. Ji Luli opened his mouth and found that there was no need to explain to them.
Anyway, they are not as smart as the ninth sister.
"Ahem, I'm here to hand in my homework."
"Father assigned me homework a few days ago, and today is the last day."
Ji Luli was hesitant.
He felt that he was not cut out for homework.
But he is thirteen years old now. When the Crown Prince was thirteen, he was already able to analyze state affairs on his own.
And he was the slowest among his brothers of the same age in middle school.
Even the brat Ji Huaijin came from behind and was praised by his father.
He just wanted to express himself.
He tried to perform better so that his father would agree to let his mother come out of the cold palace for a walk.
His mother hasn't been in good health recently.
"Ninth sister, how about you help me take a look first?"
Ji Luli looked at Ji Qionghua and immediately had an idea.
He didn't care whether Ji Qionghua agreed or not, and just stuffed the homework in his hand into Ji Qionghua's hand.
"Ji Xiaoliu, I'm five years old, you're thirteen, where's your face?"
Ji Qionghua's speechless expression was clear on her face, but Ji Luli didn't care. He just laughed and didn't feel shy at all.
Ji Qionghua could only flip through it, and finally she looked at Ji Luli.
"Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"
Seeing this, she began to doubt the teaching quality of the Royal Academy.
"What's the lie?"
Ji Luli hadn't yet reacted to what Ji Qionghua meant and asked curiously.
"If it's a lie, you will be beaten if Father sees this."
"What about the truth?" Ji Luli rubbed his hands expectantly.
"The truth is, not only will you be beaten, but your teacher will also be scolded."
"This is just a pile of ..."
"A piece of feces." The little girl Ji Huan learned to answer quickly, and after she finished speaking, she did not forget to look at Ji Qionghua proudly.
"Aunt, aunt, am I right?"
……
Ji Qionghua, who originally wanted to say a lot of rubbish, suddenly felt that he was not venomous enough.
"Yep!"
After Ji Qionghua gave her affirmation, she looked at Ji Luli and said, "Do you want to go in with me?"
I guess my father already knew that Ji Luli was outside. It is better to suffer a short pain than a long one.
"No."
"I'll go back and revise it, revise it!"
Ji Luli had a sad face. He looked at his despised homework and walked away dejectedly.
Looking at the other person's lonely back, Ji Qionghua smiled.
[Rather than counting on you to help your mother, it’s better to count on the second princess. ]
[My second sister has been helping to repair ancient books recently and has restored many rare copies. My father is very happy.]
"I'm going to find my second sister."
After saying this, Ji Luli decided to curry favor with someone powerful.
He gave up, he was indeed suitable for lying down.
Ji Qionghua's smile grew as she watched the other person run away, and she went in with the two little kids.
As expected, everything went smoothly.
There are quite a few people in the imperial study.
Prime Minister Zuo and Grand Tutor Lin are both here. Although time has passed and the two old men have aged a lot, they seem to be in good spirits.
The prince was there, and so was Ji Qionghua's uncle Liu Heng.
Since last year, Duke Anguo has stopped attending court and just waved his hand, not caring about anything anymore.
At the beginning of this year, Liu Heng officially took over the position of Minister of Personnel and became the new pillar of the Liu family.
Ji Qionghua greeted them one by one.
Behind her, two little kids were hiding, wanting to come and play but not having the courage.
Ji Qionghua grabbed the two little guys by their ears and threw them next to the table where the military flags were placed.
Two little quails sat on the chair, motionless.
Looking at the two little cowards, Ji Qionghua suppressed the urge to laugh and winked at the prince.
[Your baby, watch out. ]
The prince put his fist to his mouth, coughed a few times, signaled the eunuch to take the military flag away, and let the two little kids go to the side hall to play.
"come and see."
The emperor greeted Ji Qionghua.
Ji Qionghua didn't hesitate and walked over.
She stood on tiptoe to look at the memorials on the imperial table, and was then carried by the emperor to the dragon throne.
The five-year-old baby rubbed his slightly red face.
[Wait, next year I won’t need anyone to hug me!]
Ji Qionghua, who still disliked her short stature, saw a list.
This list was submitted by Liu Heng.
The Ministry of Personnel is responsible for the selection, promotion, appointment, and assessment of officials. Every year, countless officials are promoted or dismissed.
Liu Heng was the powerful official who was in charge of examining all officials.
Even though Duke Anguo is no longer in the court, the Liu family's status in the capital is still very popular.
Not to mention, the Liu family’s grandchildren are also shining and full of talented people.
There are quite a few people on the list.
Ji Qionghua started to flip through the pages. The people in the imperial study were all "wives" and were used to this.
"Father, I don't understand."
Ji Qionghua lied with her eyes open, but the emperor didn't care. He wanted to rub Ji Qionghua's head, but looking at the little princess' beautiful hairstyle, he could only pinch Ji Qionghua's face.
The child has grown up and knows how to be vain.
If you mess up your hairstyle, you will be scolded.