Chapter 684 Junior Sister is Crazy?
Chapter 684 Junior Sister is Crazy?
Just as the dean was about to step onto the demon-suppressing scroll, he was hugged by the great sage beside him.
"Dean, there are monsters causing trouble inside and demons outside watching us covetously!
With internal and external troubles, if you are not in charge, the foundation of the academy may fall apart!
You must stay and let me go ahead!" the great sage pleaded.
At this moment, a graceful figure suddenly appeared above the scroll.
"Mengyao, stop fooling around. What are you doing up there? Come down quickly!" The dean scolded!
"Junior sister, come down quickly!" everyone shouted hurriedly.
Meng Yao smiled brightly, saluted everyone, and said crisply: "Thirty years ago, Meng Yao was ordered to go to the Northern Spirit Realm to collect the scattered literary energy.
He enjoyed all the splendor and wealth there, but had never participated in the dangerous missions of the academy.
Now that the academy has encountered such a disaster, Mengyao must be the first body to be sacrificed!
The great sage is right.
Although the human race is at peace, internal troubles still exist.
The power of the Demonic Sect is not as strong as the combined power of the Eight Sects, but if the Eight Sects are taken out individually, none of them can defeat the Demonic Sect alone.
Without a dean in charge, the academy might fall into the hands of the evil sect.
We already understand the dean's intention, there is no need for him to prove it personally!
Mengyao, on behalf of all the senior brothers, requested the dean to guard the academy well.
Leave the heavy responsibility of maintaining peace in the world to us.
This time, to suppress the demon race, we will move forward from the sage's back position!"
The fourteenth sage Qiao Shizi, who was trying to persuade Meng Yao to come down, smiled and said, "Junior sister, this is a good suggestion!
All of you senior brothers are the most powerful fighters in the academy. For the remaining fire of the academy, you must stay!
Let’s follow Junior Sister’s opinion!
Don't panic, little junior sister, I will accompany you later!"
The Thirteenth Sage Sikong Shao nodded happily: "Good!"
"My fellow brothers, please do not act on impulse at this moment, otherwise the whole thing will collapse and there will be endless troubles!
At the critical moment, is it possible that you are not as good as Junior Sister in seeing the overall situation?" Yao Shijin, one of the Twelve Sages, laughed.
The dean and the top-ranked sages had red eyes.
They knew that what Mengyao said was true, but they couldn't bear to watch their fellow students die!
"Crack!"
The selfless deeds of the sages in the academy did not move the demon clan.
The rolling evil spirit continued to attack the seal, the black smoke had already covered Wen Sheng's forehead, and Wen Sheng's pen was also shaky and could break at any time.
Meng Yao looked at the solemn atmosphere and suddenly laughed, saying cheerfully: "My fellow brothers, I suddenly remembered a question and wanted to ask you!"
"Junior sister, please tell me!" Everyone immediately pricked up their ears.
She is about to be separated from her by the Yin and Yang, and I must give her answers to my junior sister’s questions.
"Do you know how to distinguish between wolves and dogs in the wilderness?" Meng Yao asked crisply.
Everyone was stunned.
Mr. Lan said loudly, "A wolf's tail hangs down, while a dog's tail is bent. A wolf's ears stand up, while a dog's ears hang down. The sounds of a wolf howling and a dog barking are also different! How could such a simple question bother Junior Sister?"
This answer is consistent with Mengyao’s original answer!
Meng Yao waved her hands: "No, the Cang Yue Wolf is similar in appearance to a dog, and it is extremely difficult to distinguish!
Junior sister, let me tell you, if you can’t tell whether it’s a wolf or a dog, just take off your pants and shit.
If it comes to eat shit, it's a dog; if it bites the butt, it's a wolf!"
Having said this, Mengyao laughed heartily.
Everyone looked at each other, and noticed the disbelief on each other's faces.
Is this my junior sister?
So crazy?
"Isn't it funny?" Mengyao asked suddenly.
“Hehehe…” Everyone showed a smile on their face that was uglier than crying.
The dean felt like he couldn't breathe. Normally, if the junior sister dared to do this, he would definitely scold her and say "disgraceful", but at this moment, he could only say "not bad" against his will.
"By the way, Mr. Lan, don't you and that demon sect friend still have feelings for each other?
Everyone wants to trick the other party into coming to their side, right?
I will teach you a love phrase that no woman in the world can resist!" Meng Yao said again.
Everyone pricked up their ears again.
"What is it?" Mr. Lan couldn't help asking.
Meng Yao smiled and replied: "Even if there are three thousand rivers, I will only have you as my prostitute!"
absurd!
The dean is about to clean up the mess!
Mr. Lan had a strange look on his face, his face flushed red, he didn't know whether to complain or praise.
Meng Yao continued, "I'm just teasing you. I'll teach you well. Just listen carefully!"
Mr. Lan breathed a sigh of relief. This was more like it. He hurriedly said, "Junior sister, please speak!"
"There is a girl in the fairyland who is not tainted by the mundane world. She has eyes like stars and moon and a face like a plate. She has a slender waist, jade legs and a round body like a peach. She can give birth to both a girl and a boy." When she said this, Meng Yao couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Mr. Lan: “…”
A group of wise men: "..."
The dean saw Meng Yao had gone mad and thought she was frightened and dumb. He couldn't help but sighed and said, "Little Junior Sister, please come down quickly. You are not needed to suppress the demon!"
Mengyao had a gentle smile on her face and pointed at everyone and said, "You guys are just too serious!
Not nearly as interesting as Feng Lang!"
Everyone was stunned at the same time.
Suddenly I realized that these were all what Feng Chenye said to my junior sister.
How did such a vulgar person catch the eye of Junior Sister?
Then they thought of the five storybooks compiled by Feng Chenye and were suddenly speechless.
If Mr. Feng were a vulgar person, the academy might as well be renamed as a brothel.
No wonder Master Feng can win the favor of Junior Sister, it turns out he is so interesting.
Mengyao felt even more amused when she saw that a few words had silenced everyone.
She felt like she had turned into Feng Chenye, and was enthusiastically playing a prank on "her former self".
Through the scroll, she saw that the statue of the Sage of Literature was in ruins and would not last long, so she smiled and said, "Mr. Lan, I won't tease you anymore.
The sentence is 'Even if there are three thousand rivers, I will only drink from your one scoop'!"
When these words were spoken, everyone felt their scalps tingling.
Such a simple sentence is so profound and has such a lasting charm!
As expected, he is called Master Feng!
"I'll teach you a few more words, and you should remember them.
May I be like a star, like a moon, night and night.
I wish to be a pair of wings in the sky, and a pair of branches on the ground..."
Mengyao didn't know when two lines of tears appeared on her face, but the corners of her mouth were raised all the time, and she said with high spirits: "I will give you another poem.
Foreign bandits broke into the border with great force, and for seven years the dust and blood did not cool.
The sword energy is so powerful that one forgets life and death, and the mountains and rivers are forever protected and can be crowned as a saint!
We are inspired by the heroic spirits and are rising up bravely to move forward today.
If the situation changes one day, I will never return until I have wiped out the alien race!
Feng Lang's poem was recognized by the Sage of Literature, making him the number one figure in literature in the past 30,000 years!
Lang Yan is unique, there is no one like him in the world!
I have no regrets being able to share this journey with you!
Brothers, if you see Feng Lang, if he is willing to stay in the academy, leave my courtyard to him!"
After saying that, Meng Yao sat cross-legged on the scroll, light surging on her body, and her vitality was connected to the scroll.
As soon as the demon clan breaks the seal, he will use his magical body to suppress the mountains and rivers!
Everyone in the academy was in a trance.
From Meng Yao's few words, they seemed to see a handsome young man.
Cut and polish, carve and grind!
Maybe the strength is low.
But it is free and easy, unrestrained and unconstrained!
The young man is as beautiful as jade, unparalleled in the world!
……
At this time, outside the academy.
A young man stopped and stood.
His face was thin, with clear features, slanting sword-like eyebrows and eyes as big as pools.
The white robe he was wearing was a little old, but very clean, like moonlight untainted by dust, and had a kind of refreshing charm.
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