Chapter 905
Chapter 905
"This...even if I drink it, I won't be able to pee that quickly." Wang Tiezhu began to make excuses.
Because he suddenly remembered one thing, that is, those bastards in Tianzhu Mansion were all exploitative people before they fell.
The territory of the Northern Liang Kingdom was no smaller than that of the Great Jing Empire, but it was extremely poor and had few respectable aristocratic families.
The Northern Liang Kingdom was weakened, the Southern Continent was plundered, and the life in Tianzhu Prefecture was quite comfortable.
Once the top is moisturized, the bottom will also be moisturized.
As the old saying goes, when you are well fed and warm, you will think about that...
In short, picking out a boy from this group of bastards is like looking for gold in a garbage dump.
Wang Tiezhu wanted to beat the bull to death with a club every moment. As soon as the bull finished speaking, Lamborghini pulled out three pills from his abdomen like a magic trick, and came up to Wang Tiezhu and said, "Fuling Pills can't cure anything, but they are very effective for urinating. No need to thank me."
Wang Tiezhu: “…”
Now, Wang Tiezhu had no excuse.
I can only take the medicine, do it first, and pray to find gold in the garbage dump.
Take medicine and drink water.
The effect was good. After only half a cup of tea, Wang Tiezhu felt the effect.
One, two, three... four, five, six, seven...
After half an hour, Wang Tiezhu urinated more than forty times.
"Come on, if you can hold on until this time tomorrow, you will ascend to heaven... and become an immortal!" Lamborghini rushed around, grabbed a skewer of meat and said excitedly.
"Get lost!" Wang Tiezhu only gave it one word.
As expected, there is no gold in the garbage dump.
"Master, I can't stand it anymore. My skin is all swollen." Wang Tiezhu started to complain and stopped working.
What it couldn't stand the most was that Qin He was currently barbecuing with Lamborghini, Ma Fei and Lao Yuan.
This idiot Lamborghini, you can smell the cumin when he speaks. Those who work don't get any meat to eat, while those who make sarcastic remarks have oil drooling from their mouths.
"Then let's take a break." Qin He waved at it.
Wang Tiezhu finally relaxed his frown, washed his hands, and quickly ran over, chewing on a skewer of meat while cursing, "Those beasts in Tianzhu Mansion are nothing but beasts."
After saying that, it even deliberately touched Lamborghini and said very deliberately: "Don't mind, I didn't say anything about you. You are not a beast or an animal."
The intensity of his indirect criticism was almost written clearly on his face.
Lamborghini rolled his eyes at him and ignored him.
It has been secretly happy for a long time today and doesn't care about these words.
"Actually, there is a person who should be the boy." At this time, the old ape suddenly said in a low voice.
Wang Tiezhu was stunned for a moment, then pondered for a moment. His eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh and said, "I know who it is. Old Ape Ma Fei, follow me!"
After saying that, it strode towards the center of the camp.
After looking around, he locked onto two clearly different tents and quickly opened the curtain and walked into one of them.
His eyes scanned quickly and finally locked onto a emerald green seedling.
Follow the same pattern, sink the qi into the dantian, and urine will reach the gate.
Noisy!
After a puff of white smoke, a tall and slender young man with sharp eyebrows, bright eyes, ruddy face and white teeth stood up.
It was Wei Wu.
Wei Wu saw Wang Tiezhu, smelled his own body, and asked, "It's you. What's that smell?"
"This is holy water." Wang Tiezhu said calmly.
"Holy water?"
Wei Wu frowned, not knowing where the Water Sage had gone. A foul fishy smell lingered, and he turned and asked, "You turned me back?"
"Of course, my master has arrived." Wang Tiezhu said.
As he was talking, Ma Fei and Lao Yuan also came in. When they saw Wei Wu, they both smiled secretly.
Seeing Ma Fei and the old ape, Wei Wu believed Wang Tiezhu's words and looked around and asked, "Where are the others?"
"The others are in a bit of trouble. To be more precise, they're waiting for you to rescue them," Wang Tiezhu said seriously. He then added, "Excuse me, are you a boy?"
Wei Wu was stunned for a moment, then looked down at his wet clothes and pointed at Wang Tiezhu and shouted, "You... peed on me?"
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