Chapter 226
Chapter 226
"Is it the right taste?"
"Is that it?"
The Taoist priest and Wei Wu urged at the same time.
"It has no... no taste."
The monk looked surprised and puzzled. This was a situation he had never imagined.
Use your tongue to taste and find the trace, no matter what it is, just lick it with your big tongue.
Either the taste is right or it isn't.
There is never a third scenario.
Well, he has gained some knowledge today.
It’s not a question of whether the taste is right, but that the beef has no taste at all.
It's like I didn't lick it at all.
"Master, what just happened?"
The calf asked in animal language at this time.
The art of animal language allows one to communicate with one another.
The monk licked too fast, and the calf only felt a slight chill on its buttocks and didn't react in time.
"It's okay, it's normal." Qin He comforted.
"Oh."
"Don't look at it. It will be troublesome if people find out that you have awakened your spiritual intelligence."
"Ok."
The calf was unusually obedient. It turned its head and lay motionless.
Like a silly cow.
"Fahai, what does 'no taste' mean?" The Taoist looked at the monk in confusion.
The big monk stammered and was speechless. It was tasteless and had no meaning.
"If it has no taste, you can lick it again. You love cows the most anyway." Wei Wu said at this time. He was enjoying watching the show from the side, and he was not the one who felt disgusted.
The big monk's fat face twitched, and he made up his mind. He shouted solemnly, "How dare you show off your mere smell-covering technique in front of an expert? Let me see how this humble monk can defeat you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the monk pinched his fingers together, and his magical power swelled up. His clothes rustled, and he shouted, "Tongue God Zhenglun, Tongming Yangshen, Luo Qianchi God, Throat God Huben, wind and smoke from all directions, enter my mouth again, Mani Padme Hum, the tongue flavor will follow!"
The chanting of the Buddhist mantras was so loud that it sounded like a huge bell.
Qin He took a look and was surprised to see that the big monk was using his ultimate move.
He hurriedly rubbed his fingers together, biu~biu~biu~biu~ and folded ninety-nine purification techniques for the calf.
There's no way. You have supernatural powers, and so do I.
Skills, it's just so unreasonable.
"Slurp~"
The big monk used his tongue again and licked the calf.
Bah, bah, bah!
The big monk blushed.
"How's it going?"
Wei Wu asked again, he was watching the play more attentively than the Taoist priest.
"Do not talk!"
The big monk stretched out his hand to block it, and then his tongue flew.
"Zi Liu~"
"Zi Liu~"
"Zi Liu~"
"..."
Wow, his tongue is as fast as lightning. He licked more than twenty times in the blink of an eye.
The skin on the calf's buttocks was licked off.
Qin He was shocked.
I secretly gave the monk a thumbs up.
It is indeed a magical power.
Awesome!
It’s almost catching up with my own invisible hand.
Unfortunately, it’s still a little bit short.
Every time the big monk licked a layer, Qin He would stack a Purification Technique. Every time the big monk licked a layer, Qin He would stack a Purification Technique.
no way.
The fastest man in the world, no one can compete with him.
Go, go, go.
The monk had a mouth full of hair and completely doubted his life.
Still tasteless!
The calf was also startled. Suddenly, it felt as if its butt was leaking air and it felt cold. It asked hurriedly, "Master, why do I feel something is wrong? Is he doing something to me?"
"It's okay, it's normal." Qin He said.
"really?"
"real."
"Ok."
The calf resisted the urge to look back.
With so many people watching, you can't show any abnormality, you have to stay quiet.
This is what Qin He repeatedly reminded him of.
As for the others, they all felt nauseous.
I don’t know whether cows have any smell, but this magical power naturally has a strange smell.
"Fahai, what's going on?" the Taoist asked speechlessly.
"It has no taste. I can't be sure." The big monk surrendered. He had already used all his trump cards of tasting with his tongue, but it was still useless.
"Such a big cow has no taste?" At this time, Wei Wu stepped forward and said sarcastically, "I think your tongue is damaged."
"It just has no smell." The big monk said stubbornly, and then said: "If you don't believe me, go up and smell it. This Buddha's tongue-tasting technique is absolutely correct."
"How can it be."
Wei Wu's mind raced. If there was anyone at the scene who was more excited about verifying Qin He's identity, it would be Wei Wu.
Wei Wu was naturally dissatisfied with this result.
Wei Wu walked around the calf and looked under its belly. A look of mischief appeared on his face as he said to the monk, "You can't taste it because it's too bland. Why don't you try somewhere with a stronger smell?"
As he spoke, Wei Wu reached under the calf's belly with his scabbard and teased it, smiling like a devil.
"Ugh~~"
As soon as these words were spoken, the monk didn't even need to lick them, because everyone who saw them vomited.
How strong a mouth does it take to lick this?
Even the great monk was disgusted and said, "I'll lick you if I want to. How can I allow your words to sully the technique of tasting and tracing with my tongue, which I possess?"
"So you're not looking for it anymore?" Wei Wudao said.
The big monk was suddenly speechless. He didn't want to give up the new and old grudges, but his tongue tasting technique didn't work.
"Master, I want to turn back. I can't help it."
Just as the two were bickering, the calf couldn't stand it anymore.
As for that thing, if it exists, who can resist being aroused by others?
"Okay, then you can come back." Qin He said casually.
The calf received the order and turned its head suddenly. This action startled Wei Wu and the man and the calf looked at each other.
Wei Wu suddenly felt uneasy.
The next moment, it happened.
“Moo~~!”
The calf let out a strange cry and kicked him with its hoof.
Wei Wu was half-kneeling there with his back bent, completely caught off guard.
"Boom!"
There was a muffled sound.
Oh my god! Wei Wu screamed and was kicked three feet away from the camp gate.
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