jdhmnovel Chapter 457 Your fart has done a great job
Chapter 457 Your fart has done a great job
Wei Heshang and others left behind ten soldiers to transport supplies, and then more than twenty soldiers all changed into ordinary people's clothes and puppet army clothes.
"Let me ask you, will the Japs search you?"
"Good man, the body searches are done by us, the Imperial Army. If you say you've searched, then you've searched!"
"Okay, don't play tricks on me, or you'll end up worse than them!"
Monk Wei ordered the remaining soldiers to evacuate the villagers, and then he took pistols and a large number of bombs and followed the trembling puppet army squad leader towards the railway.
As a result, a funny scene occurred where the puppet soldiers bowed and scraped to the common people.
This strange team walked for nearly an hour before they saw the railway tracks in the distance, more than half a meter above the ground.
Monk Wei, who was wearing the uniform of the Japanese puppet army, kicked the puppet army squad leader in the butt.
"Put away that slave look for me. I still like your unruly look!"
The puppet army squad leader looked at Monk Wei holding a rifle, and shuddered when he thought of his companions who were left in the wilderness to be fed to wolfhounds.
Then he raised his head arrogantly and walked forward cursing.
When they arrived at the Japanese checkpoint, the puppet army squad leader trotted over, handing out cigarettes and lighting them.
"Taijun, these are the newly captured civilians. Where do you think they should be placed?"
"Yoshi, just arrange it as you like!"
"Hayi!"
The thirty or so soldiers led by Monk Wei were arranged about 200 meters away from a small river.
As expected, what the puppet army said was true. They left a civilian every ten meters, and there were more than twenty soldiers, just extending to the small river.
Monk Wei, who was following the puppet army squad leader, quietly walked behind him and whispered in his ear:
"Do you know what we do?"
When the puppet army squad leader heard this, he immediately shook his head and dared not look back.
"My dear, I don't know, and I dare not know, so please don't embarrass me!"
"You are sensible, but I still have to tell you..."
Before Monk Wei could finish his words, the squad leader of the puppet army plugged his ears tightly.
"Don't listen, don't listen!"
Monk Wei was confused. Why was he flirting with him? As soon as he got his hands on him, he pushed his hands down.
"It's fucking disgusting! I'm telling you, we are from the Jinnan Independent Column, you've heard of it, right? If you cooperate with us honestly today, I guarantee you won't die. If you don't know what's best for you and talk nonsense, I guarantee your head will explode first!"
"Yes, yes! Your command!"
Monk Wei looked around vigilantly, then said in a low voice:
"Did the Japanese pass by with a military train today?"
"Uh, there seems to be a military train carrying supplies to Datong at six o'clock this afternoon!"
Monk Wei rolled his eyes. He had originally planned to blow up the railway today. If he could blow up the Japanese army train at the same time, wouldn't Li Yunlong reward him with two kilograms of Fenjiu when he returned?
Handing the puppet army squad leader to the soldier beside him, Monk Wei began to assign tasks. He ordered all the soldiers to load bombs on the railroad tracks, and when the Japanese army train passed by, they would detonate the bombs and directly send the Japanese army train into the sky.
After giving the order, Monk Wei ordered the soldiers who were wearing puppet army uniforms and could move freely to move to the front and back, respectively, to be on guard against these Japanese devils or other puppet troops coming to patrol at any time.
Sure enough, just as the soldiers were working hard and busy burying bombs, a Japanese soldier came over with a Type 38 rifle.
"Baga, why are all these Chinese squatting down?"
Wei Dayong turned his head and saw that all the soldiers within the two hundred meters were squatting on the ground, busying themselves with great concentration.
"Taijun Taijun, these are the common people we just captured. All the food in their village had been confiscated. When we went to capture them, only soybeans were left. They probably ate too much and got diarrhea!"
At this moment, the squad leader of the puppet army next to Monk Wei cooperated by letting out a fart that was extremely smelly.
The Japanese soldier covered his nose, cursed angrily, and turned away.
Wei Dayong breathed a sigh of relief and patted the puppet army squad leader on the shoulder in appreciation.
"Not bad, your fart is not bad either! I'll credit your fart!"
After saying that, Monk Wei raised his hand and looked at his watch. It was almost time for the military train to arrive.
Because at the bridgehead not far away, the Japanese soldiers had taken out small green flags, ready to direct the train to pass.
"Take us there, and once we've dealt with the Japs, you can leave! But if I catch you working for the Japs again, it won't be as easy as this time!"
"Yes, yes, yes. If that bastard keeps working for the Japs, God will punish him with lightning!"
The puppet army squad leader showed a flattering smile again, holding a cigarette in his hand, and walked slowly towards the small bridge that was less than ten meters long with Wei Heshang and three soldiers.
Monk Wei squinted his eyes and gradually saw the deployment of this small bridge. There was a light machine gun in front and back, plus four Japanese soldiers.
There were eight Japanese devils in total, which was a piece of cake for Wei Heshang and his men.
With cigarettes and smiling faces leading the way, Wei Heshang and his companions climbed onto the small bridge, then split into two groups and easily cut the enemy's throat and bled them.
"Captain, the train is coming!"
Hearing the train whistle, Monk Wei immediately ordered his soldiers to put on the Japanese military uniforms and stand at the bridgehead, while the remaining soldiers quickly installed bombs to ensure that the explosives could destroy the bridge and push the Japanese military train into the river.
"Humph, you guys can fix the railway in a short time after blowing it up. I'll blow up the bridge for you and see what the damn Japs will do!"
Monk Wei patted the soldier holding the small flag on the shoulder and said to him:
"When the Japanese army train approaches, jump off the bridge immediately! Don't worry about whether you succeed or not!"
"Hey, don't worry, Captain!"
Two electric wires were extended from the railway track and the small bridge to a small woods more than 200 meters away from the railway track. Then a whistle was sounded, and all the "ordinary people" on the roadside ran into the woods.
The entire railway became clean, with only the soldier with a bright smile on his face at the bridge head left, waving the small green flag in his hand wildly.
The Japanese train driver looked at the railway that was different from the previous ones and always felt that something was strange.
This railway looks weird, and the soldier in the distance looks weird too.
But he didn't have time to think about it. He blew the whistle and prepared to drive into the bridge, trailing a thick black smoke.
But just ten meters before the train got on the bridge, the train driver was surprised to see the soldier jump off the bridge as nimbly as a rabbit.
"Baka! Brake!"
He slammed the brakes, but the inertia of the train still rushed forward about ten meters and happened to land on the small bridge.
"Phew, luckily nothing happened!"