jdhmnovel Chapter 233 Lesson 1, Water Gou Mushroom Head
Chapter 233 Lesson 1, Water Gou Mushroom Head
Second Brother is trying to kill himself.
She actually dared to introduce a man to Xiao Jiaojiao in front of Sikong Yan.
Please introduce me to a man, at least a normal one.
But what is happening now is too outrageous.
Those introduced here are all those who have passed away.
Very funny.
Before Lu Yiling could answer, the second senior brother started to choose a husband for Lu Yiling.
"The heavens are spirited and the earth is spirited, the Supreme Master will appear soon!"
“…”
Oh shit!
When Lu Yiling saw his second senior brother like this, he almost burst into swearing.
This is going to kill her.
Introducing her boyfriend in front of Sikong Yan.
Or some abnormal friends.
Lu Yiling acted quickly.
In the private room, the only person who could stop the second senior brother was Lu Yiling.
Because only she has the ability of metaphysics.
Okay, then something very funny happened.
This private room directly became the place where Lu Yiling and his second senior brother fought.
Second brother called him over.
Lu Yiling hurriedly sent it back.
Who would have thought that the drunk Second Brother would behave so outrageously.
Sikong Yan glanced at Xiao Jiaojiao, and the emotions in his eyes became more and more intense.
He shook his head helplessly.
Surprise.
This is another surprise.
His little Jiaojiao is really a treasure wife.
There is something new happening every day around him.
With Xiao Jiaojiao's current skills, if she is discovered by the people from the Supernatural Association, they might go to the "prospective recruits" base to snatch her away.
Is it easy for him to find a wife?
After finally getting a wife, various parties are still eyeing her covetously, and one has to be on guard against those leaders coming to snatch her away at all times.
Just when things were getting more and more outrageous.
Sikong Yan took three or two steps forward and struck his second senior brother on the back of his neck with a palm.
In an instant, the second brother fainted.
ruthless!
It's too cruel.
Defeat the enemy with one move.
After Second Brother faints, he shouldn’t cause any more trouble.
Since the drunk person was not Xiao Jiaojiao, Sikong Yan naturally did not have much patience.
The handling method is even cleaner and more efficient.
Only when he was treating Xiao Jiaojiao, he was extremely careful, for fear of hurting her.
I was also afraid that she was drunk and dizzy.
In short, it's a life of worry.
Fortunately, this seems to be just a minor episode.
With Sikong Yan watching nearby, nothing serious happened.
In the early hours of the morning, everyone returned to the hotel.
Originally, the eldest senior brother Yan Jue lived in a room by himself.
But seeing the look on Second Junior Brother's face, he felt uneasy and had no choice but to change the room to a standard one.
It's convenient to take care of him at night.
midnight.
Second Brother woke up.
Dry mouth.
He was lying on the bed, only able to breathe in the air. Someone poured him some water.
He also asked the air man to take off his clothes.
Sleeping with clothes on is uncomfortable.
Who would have thought that this air person was very kind, not only helped the second senior brother take off his clothes, but also helped the eldest senior brother Yan Jue.
Another hour passed and the second brother got up in the dark to go to the bathroom.
Wrong bed.
the next morning.
From their room, there came a deafening scream.
Yan Jue and his second brother looked at each other after waking up.
Both of them screamed at the same time.
Then they all pulled the quilt and covered themselves with it.
Yan Jue's voice became louder and louder: "Ah.....what are you doing!"
"What are you doing on my bed..."
"Second brother, you....do you have a problem with your sexual orientation?"
“…”
When the second brother woke up, he had a headache.
He raised his eyelids and looked at his senior brother in confusion.
“This is my bed!”
"I haven't even asked you why you're naked on my bed!"
"..."
At this time, Yan Jue kicked the second senior brother.
"Get down, get down here!"
"Second brother, I will never live in the same room with you again!"
"Outrageous, too outrageous!"
“…”
Yan Jue grabbed the quilt and quickly lowered his head to check his body under the quilt.
After finding nothing unusual.
I got up, wrapped myself in the quilt, picked up my clothes, and went to the bathroom to get dressed.
There was chaos in their room.
Lu Yiling and Sikong Yan's rooms were not much better.
In the evening, Sikong Yan gave Xiao Jiaojiao a severe beating.
The autumn will bring about a reckoning.
At times like this, Xiao Jiaojiao was particularly timid.
Naturally, he made all kinds of promises: "Woo woo woo, ┭┮﹏┭┮, I won't go. Can I not go drink next time?"
"I'd rather die than go!"
"Wuwuwu, Sikong Yan, you don't love me anymore!"
"Men are all pigs!"
“…”
Sikong Yan coaxed Xiao Jiaojiao in a low voice, but his actions did not slow down at all.
"Love you, how could I not love you!"
"My husband loves you the most!"
"I will spoil you and make you the happiest woman in the world!"
“…”
Tears welled up in Lu Yiling's eyes, and he screamed in a hoarse voice: "Men's words are deceitful!"
"Men can be trusted, and sows can climb trees!"
“…”
"She is the happiest woman, and the most pitiful woman...┭┮﹏┭┮, let me go, I don't want to sleep in the same bed with you, I'm going to find Third Senior Sister..."
"I want to sleep with Third Senior Sister!"
“…”
Two hours later, Sikong Yan carried the weak little Jiaojiao to the bathroom to wash.
Xiao Jiaojiao couldn't move, but she kept chattering and refused to forgive Sikong Yan.
"Sikong Yan, if you do this again next time and don't know how to restrain yourself, I will divorce you!"
"You don't have to work so hard to make me live a happy life. Don't feel pressured, don't put too much restraint on yourself, just do your best. After all, I have hands and feet. If I can't live well, I can run away by myself!"
“…”
Sikong Yan narrowed his eyes.
Just now he was being gentle and coaxing.
But after hearing this, he sneered: "Xiao Jiaojiao, believe it or not, I will make your legs so weak that you can't stand up!"
"Lie in bed for three days and three nights!"
"You can try running!"
“…”
Lu Yiling: “….”
Good men don't fight with women.
A good woman doesn't fight with a dog.
Sikong Yan is a black-bellied man.
We returned the next day.
There was some low pressure on the plane.
The second brother and the eldest brother both had cold faces and didn't say anything.
The most noisy little Jiaojiao also looked listless and was unwilling to talk.
Leaning in Sikong Yan's arms, drowsy.
That dog man's mouth is really a lie...
She didn't want to talk anymore.
Only after arriving at the quasi-recruit base did Lu Yiling regain some of his energy.
Arrange the seniors to live in the dormitory.
Lu Yiling took Xiao Youning with him and prepared to live with his senior sisters.
A room for eight people, just enough.
When they arrived at the dormitory with their luggage, Sun Hong had already cleaned the dormitory and was waiting for them to return.
Seeing the two of them, Sun Hong, who had recovered after being discharged from the hospital, was very excited.
"Sister Ling, Sister Youning, I miss you so much!"
"Wuwu┭┮﹏┭┮I think about you guys in my dreams and want to train with you guys!"
“The wish has finally come true!”
“…”
Lu Yiling and Xiao Youning were obviously surprised to see Sun Hong.
This little girl recovers really quickly.
She can return to the base for training and train with her senior brothers and sisters.
After the exciting reunion.
After lunch in the afternoon, Lu Yiling called all his senior brothers and sisters to the lecture hall.
Lu Yiling walked into the classroom, holding the kitchen's water ladle in his left hand and a pair of scissors in his right hand.
The intention was obvious.
Seeing this, Xiao Youning and Sun Hong looked at each other and ran away.
Only the senior brothers and sisters who didn't understand what was going on looked at these two things with great confusion.
Senior Brother: "Lingling, what are you doing with this?"
“Is this a weapon?”
“…”
Lu Yiling raised the water scoop: "Yes, weapons!"
"Hair-cutting weapon!"
"Since you are curious, I will start with you!"