Chapter 145 Xu Hongdou, Don’t Attack Me If You Can
Chapter 145 Xu Hongdou, Don’t Attack Me If You Can
Watching Xu Hongdou modifying the order, Chen An asked suspiciously, "You won't be dragged to help chant the sutras, right?"
Xu Hongdou said unhappily, "How is that possible? I came here to relax and lie down. This is the job you gave me. I don't want to be a bad guy for no reason. Besides, they have to eat by themselves. I can't prepare the meal and then feed it to them. I'm not a wet nurse."
Chen An took a peek and thought it seemed a bit reluctant for this model to be a wet nurse.
Xu Hongdou looked up and saw Chen An's actions. She asked in a bad tone, "Does it look good? Brother Xiaowu?"
Chen An couldn't help but shudder and looked at Xu Hongdou, "Can you please speak properly? This is so scary."
"Why don't I scare you to death..."
Chen An teased, "But Hongdou, you are too sinister. No matter how I answer this question, it will be wrong. If I say it looks good, I will inevitably be labeled a pervert and a low-brow man. What if I say it doesn't look good? You will be unhappy, and I will feel like I have lied against my will. It is really too embarrassing."
Xu Hongdou's heart moved, and she asked half-jokingly, "You are so good at talking, I guess you must have fooled many girls, right?"
Chen An looked at Xu Hongdou with a vigilant look on his face, and said seriously, "You can doubt my gender, but you must never doubt my character. As for this kind of thing, it's no good for you as a child to ask about it."
"Asshole...you..."
Chen An quickly hid aside and winked provocatively, "I didn't catch it, I didn't catch it, are you angry..."
"Hmph, don't you see who is acting like a little brat..." Xu Hongdou looked unmoved.
"Boring woman..." Chen An waved his hand and turned to get some fruit from the refrigerator.
Xu Hongdou finally saw the opportunity, gritted her teeth and stood up carefully, quickly grabbed Chen An's ears and said, "Tell me, who is the little brat?"
"Hey, Xu Hongdou, get out of the way. Don't attack me by surprise..."
Xu Hongdou used her hands to slightly forcefully threaten him, "Still being stubborn, huh?"
A wise man never suffers a loss in front of him. He couldn't attack directly, so he could only surrender. "Hiss, be gentle, be gentle, sister Hongdou, you are broad-minded, don't argue with me..."
Xu Hongdou raised one knee and pressed it against Chen An's lower back. "You're addicted to teasing me, right? Do you think I'm easy to bully? I haven't settled the score with you for what happened at noon..."
"No, no, don't talk nonsense..."
Xu Hongdou suppressed her laughter and warned with a fierce face, "Humph, do you know the consequences of offending your sister?"
"I know, I know...."
"If you dare to do that again, I'll pull your ears off... and turn you into one ear..." Thinking of the mouse in the cartoon when she was a child, Xu Hongdou almost laughed out loud.
"Sister Hongdou, what you said, I must seriously criticize you..."
"Hmm?" Xu Hongdou applied a little force with her fingers and made a dissatisfied and doubtful sound in her throat.
"It hurts, but I didn't make any mistakes. What's wrong with you pulling it twice? Who made that rule? I'll go and settle the score with him..." Chen An used the cruelest tone and said the most cowardly words. The situation was stronger than the person, and now it was noted in the little notebook.
Xu Hongdou couldn't help but raise the corner of her mouth slightly, but she still snorted coldly before letting go of her hand, "Slippery tongue, it's obvious that you are not a good person..."
Chen An rubbed his ears quickly. Damn it, why do women always use this trick? They all thought they were teachers. Now I let you act arrogant for a while, and then I will let you line up one by one to teach foreign languages...
"What are you going to do?"
"Relax..." Chen An walked quickly outside. He had to find Nana to talk to her about her troubles...
Watching Chen An's back as he walked away quickly, Xu Hongdou snorted, picked up the teacup and took a sip, "Little bastard, do you really think I'm still the Xu Hongdou I used to be?" Thinking of how she was scared to the point of calling him brother, Xu Hongdou felt that she had gone too easy just now...
Chen An walked all the way to the restaurant. Nana was looking at her phone. Chen An sat down on the chair opposite her and said, "Give me a cup of hand-brewed coffee..."
Nana was delighted and asked, "Why did you come here so early?"
As soon as Chen An saw Nana's expression, he knew that she had misunderstood and thought he was there to pick her up from get off work.
"I'm worried about you..."
"You have a conscience, it's worth it for me to squeeze you..."
Chen An quickly added, "I'm afraid you'll steal my flower cakes..."
Nana's originally smug expression immediately turned into embarrassment and anger. She slapped the coffee beans in her hand in front of Chen An and said, "If you want to drink it, make it yourself. I'm off work now..."
Chen An picked up a coffee bean and threw it into his mouth, biting it hard. Damn, this thing is so hard...
"What are you doing? Is this how you eat it?"
"I was thinking of seeing how you make hand-brewed coffee. If you do well, I'll discuss something with you. But now it seems unnecessary."
Nana stared into Chen An's eyes and asked, "What's the matter?"
"It's okay..." Chen An grabbed the coffee beans on the table and threw them into his mouth.
"Don't eat it. It's poisonous if you eat too much..."
"Wooden..."
Na: "It's okay. Just vomit it out quickly. I'll flush it for you, okay? I really can't do anything about you." Na rolled her eyes at Chen An angrily. She had a feeling that what this guy said was definitely a lie.
Chen An spit the stuff into the trash can, it was so fucking bitter.
"Nana, do you believe in fate?"
"If you have something to say, just say it. I can tell from your expression that you have nothing to hide..."
"No, Nana, you're not cute at all."
Nana blinked mischievously and said, "Thank you so much, but it's not up to you to decide whether my sister is cute or not."
"I'm serious with you."
"Okay, okay, you talk. I'll listen, right?" Nana was still very skeptical. Mainly because this guy was too mean and could always trick you without you noticing.
“Actually, I didn’t believe in fate before.”
"If you don't believe in fate, why are you still learning fortune-telling?"
Chen An glared at Nana with resentment, "Can you please stop interrupting me? Didn't I tell you that I'm not good at martial arts?"
"Okay, okay, I promise you won't let me speak. I will definitely not say anything, okay?"
“Actually, I didn’t believe in fate before.”
"Didn't you just say that?"
"Lin Na." Chen An glared at Nana angrily.
"Okay, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'll just stop talking, okay?" Looking at Chen An's appearance, Nana had a smile on her lips, and she felt so relieved.
Chen An continued to build up his emotions, "I...I...No, what was I going to say just now?"
“You didn’t believe in fate before…”
Chen An raised his finger and pointed at Nana and asked, "Didn't you say you wouldn't talk anymore? Why are you still talking?"
"Hate it, you ask me..."
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