jdhmnovel Chapter 212 Speechless Jiang Shen
Chapter 212 Speechless Jiang Shen
Chapter 212 Jiang Shen was speechless. The pill that Chen Wenjin took from the bronze disc seemed to be the last straw that broke the camel's back. The pill shifted, the mechanism became unbalanced, and the terracotta warriors in the tomb were activated, slowly walking towards everyone.
Jiang Shen didn't know what to say for a moment, and he couldn't escape this plot point in the end.
Jiang Shen: I’ll do it as soon as I open my eyes!
"Everyone, don't just stand there, let's get started! You are responsible for blocking the attacks of these things, and I will be responsible for finding the exit!" Jiang Shen sighed and opened his golden eyes to scan the entire tomb.
"Okay!" Wu Xie nodded and drew out his big white dog-leg knife. This was a weapon chosen for him by Hei Xia Zi, and it was most suitable for him as he was still a rookie with some skills!
After Jiang Shen scanned the entire tomb, he finally focused his attention on where Wu Xie was currently.
Yes, that's right!
This tomb is the only exit, right at Wu Xie's feet.
Jiang Shen: [This is the second time. Is there something mysterious happening right below Wu Xie? Once, twice, both times right below Wu Xie!]
Jiulou: [Host, the real metaphysics isn't what's directly below Wu Xie, but Wu Xie himself! After all, only Wu Xie can bring an ancient corpse thousands of years dead back to life.]
Jiang Shen directly took out a stack of talismans from the space and waved them out. These talismans seemed to be attracted and stuck directly to the human figurines in the tomb. All the human figurines in the tomb stopped moving.
Jiang Shen walked up to Wu Xie, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a rather cryptic tone, "Make way. The exit is right under your feet."
Wu Xie: ...
Everyone: I don’t know how to describe it for a moment.
"Don't just stand there, start digging the holes!" After Jiang Shen marked out the place, he took a step aside. He had found the place, but he couldn't be asked to do the work too, right?
"By the way, Master San, don't you plan to collect the ashes of your first love?" Jiang Shen looked at Wu Sansheng.
Wu Sansheng was nearly pissed off when he heard Jiang Shen's words. Holding back his anger, he said, "Do you want to think about what you're talking about? Collecting the ashes? That assumes I can collect them. In that brawl just now, Wen Jin's ashes were scattered everywhere! I do want to collect them, but have you given me the conditions to do so?"
Jiang Shen touched his chin. Although Wu Sansheng was a bit annoying, what he said made sense, so he stabbed Wu Sansheng in the heart again.
"If you really can't let it go, then you can actually control yourself a little bit if you try! It's also good to take it back and see the things that remind you of the person. No, it's good to see the ashes and remember you!"
Wu Sansheng: I’m tired, let’s destroy it!
Jie Lianhuan, who was standing by, tried so hard to hold back his laughter that he almost suffocated himself to death.
Jiang Shen took a look at Jie Lianhuan and suddenly realized that he seemed to have missed this guy, so he directly opened his big move towards Jie Lianhuan.
"This Wu Sansheng No. 2, I didn't mention you, right? I heard that you and the Third Master have exchanged identities many times over the years. I heard that the Third Master has been to places like Qingshui Palace many times and has a membership card all year round. Excuse me, would you two share a woman?" Jiang Shen was almost holding a microphone for the interview.
Jie Lianhuan: ??? !!! Are all young people so open-minded nowadays?
Wu Xie, Hei Xia Zi and Wang Pangzi, who were digging a hole on the side, pricked up their ears and ate the melon, while Pan Zi, who was next to the three, was wondering if Wu Sansheng often ordered the same person when he went to places like Qingshui Palace over the years?
"Third Uncle, I finally understand why you two didn't bother to find an illegitimate child. After all this time, you still don't know whose it is, right?" Wu Xie made a bold assumption. As for carefully verifying it, he would have to leave it to his second uncle.
"Also, you two have been together for many years, don't you have any strange feelings for each other?" Jiang Shen boldly opened the microphone. This question came from a sponsor in the live broadcast room.
Nai Lingyuan: [Wow, the host finally asked the question I've been wanting to ask! I just want to know if these two are a couple. If they are, I'll have material for my Narcissus novel!]
Manman Xiaotu: [Why don't you go support Liu Sang and Wang Can upstairs? They can also be Narcissus novels!]
Galaxy Battleship Coconut Strips: [These two have very little in common, how can we support each other?]
Wu Sansheng's fist hardened, and Jie Lianhuan suddenly wanted to give the man in front of him a mute drug. How could such a good person have such a mouth?
"The hole is open, hurry up and leave!"
Hei Xia Zi's words successfully saved Wu Sansheng and Jie Lianhuan, who were unable to say a word after being questioned by Jiang Shen.
Everyone jumped down from the cave and continued walking along the tomb passage.
Zhou Yu: [Now that you've asked the question, you should at least tell me the answer, right? Are these two a couple? This question is crucial!]
Mutsuno: [Regardless of whether they are or not, I think since you like this couple, you can always find sweet moments in your daily life, so the answer is not that important.]
【Delusion】: [That's absolutely right. CP fans are the best at finding sweet spots in the details.]
Next, Jiang Shen and his group continued on their way and encountered the blue bird that used itself as a mechanism to protect the Queen Mother of the West, as well as the blood nematodes in the pond.
After passing this mechanism, everyone arrived at the hall of Queen Mother of the West.
Everyone looked up and saw the Queen Mother of the West sitting on a high platform in gorgeous clothes, as if she was still the ruler of the country.
"Could this be the legendary Queen Mother of the West?" Wu Xie raised his head and looked at the woman on the high platform and asked,
"No," the young man said, "After the Queen Mother of the West took the Corpse Turtle Pill, she has been trapped in the meteorite jade. She is Xuannv."
"It doesn't matter who he is. What matters is whether we can take the things on his body?" Fatty Wang said eagerly. Apart from anything else, any item on this corpse is worth several boxes of things in the tomb just now.
Jiang Shen glanced at the platform where the Queen Mother of the West was sitting, and then he pulled Fatty Wang back.
"Brother Fatty, let me ask you a serious question: do you want money or your life?"
"Damn it!" Fatty Wang withdrew his hand with reluctance. These were all good things! Seeing such a pile of small change slip away from him, his heart ached!
sHuai'an: [Fat Master is still as greedy as ever! But at least he's not so greedy as to sacrifice his life for money.]
Ye Wanqing: [By the way, host, would you stop this guy from entering the Meteorite Jade? Once he enters the Meteorite Jade, he'll definitely lose his memory and have to stay in the hospital for a long time. Why don't you stop him?]
Jiang Shen: [This is a crucial plot point. If Brother hadn't lost his memory, Wu Xie wouldn't have gone to Banai to help him find his memory, and Fatty wouldn't have met Yun Cai. And don't you all want to see Brother in his little yellow chicken suit?]
Kong Qing Ze Lan: [Then you better go in, brother! I want to see you in that little yellow chicken suit!]
Jiang Shen: [That's fine, I've prepared all the styles. Now everything is ready, except for the guy losing his memory.]
Moji Suishui: [Host, you schemed against the little brother like this, are you afraid that he will beat you up after he regains his memory?]
Jiang Shen: [It’s okay, I can run fast!]
Chun Qinglin: [Anchor, come on!]