jdhmnovel Chapter 142 Miracle Black Evil Fat
Chapter 142 Miracle Black Evil Fat
"Don't just stand there like an idiot," Jiang Shen said, taking three sets of clothes off the rack and throwing them into the arms of the three men. "Go get changed! Either I'll change you three manually, or you can do it yourself. Just to be clear, if I get tired, I might call two of the Jie family's guys to help!"
Fatty Wang looked at the soft pink fabric in his hand and stared at Jiang Shen in disbelief. "Are you serious? Does this look like something a grown man can wear?"
"The boss always wears pink! If he can wear it, why can't you?"
Jiang Shen's words suppressed the whole audience. After all, everyone present was not a fool, and there was no need to offend the God of Wealth!
"Can't you give me a set with a little more fabric?" Wu Xie looked at the thin pieces of fabric in his hands and felt that life was bleak. This looks like a bikini, right? A women's version, is it? Are they really going to let me wear it?
"What's that? I'm desperate now. With my figure, I have to wear a bunny girl suit?" Hei Xiazi tried to plead with Jiang Shen, "Jiang Jiang, can't I wear some normal clothes?"
"Isn't this normal?" Jiang Shen said, pulling out a whip covered with steel spikes and lashing it out. The sofa in the living room was beaten to pieces. "So, are you going now, or not?"
Wu Xie and Fatty Wang were very self-aware and took their clothes and went into the room. After all, they did not have the same fighting power as Hei Xia Zi, while Hei Xia Zi still stood there, trying to bargain with Jiang Shen.
"Jiang Jiang, can you not wear it?" Hei Xiazi looked at Jiang Shen eagerly.
Jiang Shen took something out of the space. As soon as he took it out, Hei Xiazi could clearly feel that the thing on his back had become much lighter. Jiang Shen waved the thing in front of Hei Xiazi, "Do you know what this is? This thing! It's one of the important ingredients for curing your eyes. If I get angry and accidentally break it, you won't be able to find a second one!"
Zhu Lishu: [Okay, host, you successfully threatened Hei Ye!]
Jiang Shen: [I'm just asking you if you still want to watch it?]
Zhu Lishu: [Look! Please continue!]
"So, Mr. Hei, do you want to change or not?" Jiang Shen said with a smile, looking extremely democratic.
Black Blind Man: "How dare I not change?"
Hei Xiazi walked into the room with his clothes, looking aggrieved.
Jiang Shen propped up his chin and sat on the only sofa, waiting for the people who had changed their clothes to come out.
The audience in the live broadcast room immediately started to complain.
Jiulou: [Host, Wu Xie and Fatty Wang just tried to escape, but couldn't open the window, so they didn't get out. Now they're still staring at those two suits!]
Ye Ling: [Host, Wu Xie is now sewing, trying to make that bikini a little more conservative!]
A Yuan: [Yes, Wu Xie tore off the bed sheet and sewed it onto the bikini. I have to say, Wu Xie is quite skilled in DIY. At least now the pants look much more conservative!]
December String: [Host, when Wu Xie comes out, can you tear off the fabric sewn onto his bikini?]
Xiuzhu Xiaoxiaowan: [Upstairs, I don’t know how to describe it for a moment.]
Jiang Shen stood up and started knocking on the door. "Either you hurry up, or I'll kick the door in. Just to be clear, if I kick it, it'll practically break! Then, you'll have no choice but to change clothes in front of me and my little brother."
The three people in the room could only put their clothes on as quickly as possible.
While waiting for the three to come out, Jiang Shen finally couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Hahahahahahahahahaha, no, Wu Xie, how come you only sewed the front half but not the back? Fatty, you've gained weight again!"
Jiang Shen looked at the three people and laughed so hard that he hit the ground. He was afraid that Hei Xia Zi would get angry, so he didn't say anything. Now Hei Xia Zi looked like a Barbie doll wearing ill-fitting clothes. It was unbearable!
Jiang Shen calmed down as quickly as possible, pointed his camera at the three people, and started taking pictures.
"No, you really took the photo!" Wu Xie and Fatty Wang rushed towards Jiang Shen, trying to snatch the camera away. The next second, there was a sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, and the two men fell straight to the ground, unable to move.
Mu Shi Le Nian: [No, why is Hei Ye standing there and not coming to grab it?]
Begonia Blossoms Never Fall: [He has been shameless for a long time.]
Xingmo Nanchen: [But this is a really powerful handle! The anchor could consider using this photo to blackmail Wu Erbai. After all, photos of Wu Xie in women's clothing are quite valuable.]
Wan Ye Haitang: [Upstairs, aren't you afraid that Wu Erbai will come after you with a knife in hand at night?]
Crisp Ginger: [Don't worry, we have to trust the host's fighting power, and even more so, the deterrent power of RPG!]
Little Raccoon: [……]
Jiang Shen put away the camera and tore off the talismans on the two people. "Don't lie down, let's do the next one!"
Wu Xie and Fatty Wang started to act badly right away. The two of them were like salted fish. After turning themselves over, they lay on the ground motionless.
Jiang Shen glanced at the two of them, then glanced at Hei Xia Zi who was pretending to be dead on the side. As expected, he had to go into battle himself in the end.
Jiang Shen directly threw out three talismans, freezing the three people there. Jiang Shen was also considerate enough to pick up the two giant salted fish on the ground, and by the way, he moved the talismans to another place. After all, sticking them on the forehead would affect the photo effect, and they would look a bit like the frozen zombies in Hong Kong movies.
Jiang Shen started dressing up the three people manually. Fortunately, Jiang Shen had anticipated this situation in advance. These clothes were specially customized. Although you can't see anything from the front, there are flexible rope buckles on the back, so there is no need to worry about the clothes not being able to be worn or being too small. Anyway, he doesn't take pictures of the back, so it doesn't matter to him if a lot of the back is exposed.
The three people were already numb. The guy sitting on the sofa simply closed his eyes. He refused to see such an eye-catching scene.
After seeing what Jiang Shen took out again, Wu Xie and the others' originally numb faces showed a hint of despair!
"Don't worry, trust my skills, I will make you three look beautiful," Jiang Shen shook the makeup brush skillfully. What is the first step of makeup?
"Are you playing house?" Xie Yuchen said as he looked at the three people wearing strange costumes. It was just that the outfit was really a bit eye-catching. These clothes looked quite normal when taken out, but when put on these three people, it was really a bit disgusting.
At this moment, Jiang Shen saw Li Yuchen as if he had seen a savior.
"Boss, I'll leave the makeup of these three to you!" Jiang Shen stuffed the things into Jie Yuchen's arms and went to make wigs for these three.
Jiang Shen looked at the wigs piled up in the box. He suddenly wanted to kill the person who packed them. Could wigs be packed like this?
May Xiuxiu live a life without worries. :[I seemed to see despair on the host's face.]
Linqing E: [The person above should be more confident, remove the "seemingly" and just say despair! Which cosplayer wouldn't feel despair looking at a bunch of wigs?]
Go die every day: [Come on, anchor!]
Jiang Shen resigned himself to his fate and picked up the clipboard and began to sort out the wigs.
"Ah Jiang," Xie Yuchen said as she gestured with a makeup brush on Wu Xie's face, "What the hell have these three done? Did they break the law?"
"It shouldn't be considered a punishment, but it's a warning. One stole a talisman from me, and the other two stole a bomb from me. The worst part is, Hei Xiazi even sold the bombs I made on the black market!" Jiang Shen complained. He could say it if he wanted to! It was just a bomb, wasn't it? As for the talisman, sorry, it's his livelihood. There's no other way to take it from him except by spending money!
Xie Yuchen was speechless when she heard this, sweeping the makeup brush across her face. "Aren't you guys being cheap? If you want it, just buy it. If that doesn't work, learn from Hei Xiazi and beg for one. Do you have to do it secretly?"
"The cheapest one costs 80,000 yuan a piece. That's more expensive than my life!" Wu Xie said with tears in his eyes.
Xie Yuchen suddenly didn't want to acknowledge this childhood friend anymore. "My dear Third Master! You're worth hundreds of millions now, right? You're still reluctant to part with that 8 yuan?"
Wu Xie felt a little guilty after hearing this, but suddenly he became confident and said, "Who made me so poor that I could barely afford to eat?"
Xie Yuchen:......
"Boss, how's the makeup going?" Jiang Shen came over and looked at the three people's faces. He didn't know what to say. Wu Xie and Fatty Wang's makeup was pretty normal, except that their lipstick was a little red. But that couldn't be helped, it was the only shade he had! As for Hei Xia Zi, why did his makeup look so similar... emmmmmmm... it was hard to judge!
"Never mind, come on, smile, is the watermelon sweet?" Jiang Shen raised the camera in his hand and took two pictures. Finding that the movements were not good, he frowned, put away the camera, and started posing for the three of them.
Jiang Shen looked at the three people's somewhat coquettish actions, nodded with satisfaction, picked up the camera and started taking pictures.
Qiu He Ambition: [Host, aren't you afraid that these three will really get mad at you?]
Jiang Shen: [Just tell me whether you like it or not!]
Arakawa Ken, who loves Japanese koto, commented: [Love this! Let's have the three of them wear cheongsams in the next group!]
Mi Qing: [Upstairs, great minds think alike! It's just a shame they can't see Hei Ye in military uniform teasing Hua Ye in costume!]
Lao Mo, who loves cold fish: [Isn’t Mr. Hua here? Host~]
Jiang Shen: […Do you really want to see me beaten to death by Hua Ye?]
Xiaoyu loves cats: [He can’t beat you.]
Jiang Shen: [But he will deduct my salary. I still want to live in this world until I grow old.]
Live broadcast room audience: ...