jdhmnovel Chapter 122 Bandits Enter the Village
Chapter 122 Bandits Enter the Village
When Hei Xia Zi heard about the jade public auction, his eyes lit up under his sunglasses and he looked straight at Jiang Shen.
Perhaps the gaze beneath his sunglasses was too intense, so Jiang Shen pushed Hei Xiazi's face away. "Don't look at me like that. This isn't something I can decide. Besides, are you sure you can get a passport with your ID card?"
Jiang Shen's words were like a bucket of cold water that poured over Hei Xia Zi, chilling him to the bone.
"So, I just have to watch an opportunity to make money slip away from me." Hei Xiazi's face was full of disbelief, as if he had just missed out on one hundred million!
"Yeah," Wu Xie nodded with a heavy face, and the next second he said proudly, "It's okay, Mr. Hei, you can't go, but Fatty and I can go!"
Hei Xia Zi's rage instantly reached its MAX when he heard this. "Little Third Master, do you think I, Hei Xia Zi, am a soft persimmon that is easy to bully? Don't forget, I will also participate in your training after you return!"
Wu Xie: ...
When Er Jing came over, he happened to hear what Hei Xia Zi said and frowned slightly, but this matter was not something he could interfere with.
"Master Hei, the Second Master invites you," Er Jing said.
When Hei Xia Zi heard this, although he didn't understand why, but... The second master of the Wu family was much more generous than the third master!
Wu Sansheng, who was labeled as stingy: ...
"A Jiang, why did my second uncle call Hei Xia Zi over?" Wu Xie looked at Hei Xia Zi's back and asked,
"It should be to hire Hei Xia Zi to go to Myanmar," Jiang Shen said, "After all, Myanmar is a very chaotic place, and people like Hei Xia Zi are more likely to make a living there. But before hiring Hei Xia Zi, Second Master has to find a way to solve Hei Xia Zi's passport problem! After all, he is an illegal immigrant."
Jiang Shen finished speaking and looked at Wu Xie: "Your focus right now shouldn't be on these trivial matters. Raise the money! Otherwise, when Fatty and I buy the rough stones, you'll just be watching from the sidelines."
Wu Xie: ...
"That's right! How naive!" Fatty Wang put his arm on Wu Xie's shoulder. "We're going there to make money, not just to join in the fun."
Wu Xie: Emptying Uncle San's small treasury must be put on the agenda!
"It's okay, I have Mr. Wu's little treasury," Jiang Shen patted Wu Xie's stirring, "If you sell two of them, it will be enough for you to lie flat for many years!"
"But if I really touch my third uncle's treasury, he will break my legs, right?" Wu Xie said.
"It's okay, I'm here. And he obviously deserves it. He's dragged you into the sea this time, and next time he'll probably let you go to heaven. You're asking for compensation for your mental damages in a reasonable way! If that doesn't work, I can point an RPG at his head. It's not the first time I've done this anyway." Jiang Shen patted Wu Xie's shoulder.
Why not: [No, host, are you obsessed with instigating Wu Xie to empty Wu Sansheng's coffers?]
Jiang Shen glanced at the comments and replied: [If we don't take out Wu Sansheng's treasury, will Xie Yuchen be the one to pay for the 260 million yuan at the Crescent Hotel?]
Ye Yi: [Then let's empty the Third Master Wu's stash! Let the Wu family pay for the trouble they've caused! Those two old foxes are going to disappear later anyway, so there's no point leaving the stash there. Might as well let Wu Xie pay for it! This way, we won't end up owing a bunch of ghosts a lot of trouble.]
Jiulou: [However, host, please do your best to protect Wu Xie's legs. If Wu Xie really does empty Wu Sansheng's coffers, we can actually put Wu Sansheng's side aside. The most important thing is Wu Erbai's side.]
Jiang Shen: [It's not a big deal. One RPG shot will solve it. If that doesn't work, just beat him up! Anyway, I don't think I've ever beaten this old man yet.]
Lost my brain: […]
After drifting on the sea for several days, they finally arrived on land.
When Wu Xie stepped onto the land, his legs felt weak.
"Tian Zhen, you can't do this!" Fatty Wang looked at Wu Xie and said, "After we return to the capital, I will make you some good meals to nourish you. How can a young person be weak at such a young age?"
As soon as Fatty Wang said this, Wu Erbai turned around and glanced at Wu Xie. The Wu family servants beside him were all shocked. What? The Third Master is not good enough?
Xingchen Fangou: [It's over. I guess rumors will spread after today. The Wu family's young master is not good enough.]
Li Yaofan, a man of both literary and martial talents: [Stop talking about it. I guess the rumor will spread like this: The Third Master of the Wu Family is impotent and infertile...]
Fu Nuan: [Spread the word again, the Wu family is going to be extinct! But if the old lady of the Huo family heard the news, she would probably set off fireworks for three days and three nights to celebrate, right?]
The dead: [It shouldn’t be that serious.]
After getting off the ship, the group went directly to Hangzhou.
As soon as he got off the plane, Wu Xie took Jiang Shen and Fatty Wang straight to his uncle's small treasury.
Fatty Wang stood in front of the entrance to Wu Sansheng's treasury, hesitant to speak, "Tian Zhen, how long have you been keeping an eye on your uncle's treasury? You're so familiar with this place, you're not even that familiar with Wu Sanju, are you?"
"I've been eyeing him for more than ten years. I think I started eyeing him when I was thirteen or fourteen. I can't help it. It was my uncle who cheated me out of my New Year's money! I just thought that one day, I must empty his little treasury!" Wu Xie said.
Spirit 3/4: [This is truly karma! As expected, you'll always have to pay back what you owe.]
After listening to Wu Xie's words, Jiang Shen said, "Since you've been eyeing your third uncle's treasury for so many years, why haven't you taken action yet? If the lock can't be opened, can't you just find a locksmith? If that doesn't work, you can learn how to open the lock yourself with wire. It's easy. Just poke it twice and it will open."
"If I try to use wire to pick locks, my second and third uncles will not only beat me up, but my parents will probably fly back from out of town overnight to beat me up!" Wu Xie said.
"Your family status is truly low!" Jiang Shen said, "You're the first person in history to have reduced your only child to such a worthless state."
Jiang Shen said, took out his dagger, and chopped it down. The lock that was originally hanging on the door was directly broken into two pieces.
Wu Xie was also very tactful and kicked open the door of the warehouse. Wu Xie quickly turned on the light.
After Fatty Wang saw clearly what was in the warehouse, his jaw almost dropped to the ground.
"You're so naive! The stuff in your uncle's warehouse is enough to open a museum, right? As expected of a family of tomb robbers, the richness of your collection surpasses nearly 90% of the museums in the country!"
"It's true that the more I look at them, the more tortured they become. These bronze artifacts, even those in domestic museums, are not preserved so well! If these things were circulated on the market, whoever sold them would be shot in prison the next day!" Jiang Shen said, looking at the bronze vessels covered by glass in front of him.
"It seems that the three of you are quite fond of my small treasury?" Wu Sansheng's sinister voice sounded.
"Ghost!" Wu Xie was frightened by his third uncle's voice.
"You idiot! I'm not even dead yet, and you're already coveting my things? Who gave you the courage? Are you itching for trouble?" Wu Sansheng grabbed Wu Xie's ear. Not only did he take a few things from his plate, but now he even brought two outsiders into his own treasury. Why didn't this brat just go to heaven?
Jiang Shen silently shouldered his RPG and pointed it at Wu Sansheng, "Lao Deng, I'm giving you a chance to reorganize your words. And put down that dog paw that's grabbing Wu Xie's ear, or I'm going to fire at you!"
My RPG sank a ship and blew open the molten iron roof of an underwater tomb! Don't doubt it, I never have fakes in my hands!
Wu Sansheng finally succumbed to Jiang Shen's power (firepower), released the hand that was grabbing Wu Xie's ear, and stood there not daring to move. Who told him that if he moved, Jiang Shen's RPG would follow him?
"Wu Xie, pick out the things. I'll collect everything you like," Jiang Shen said to Wu Xie while pointing the RPG at Wu Sansheng.
"Okay!" After Wu Xie said that, he started to buy things directly. He specifically picked out things that didn't take up space but were very valuable. More importantly, he picked out things that his third uncle liked, especially antique cups, which were directly swept away by Wu Xie.
Wu Sansheng watched Wu Xie's actions, his teeth almost broken. "Stinky boy, if you have the guts, never go home! Otherwise, I will definitely skin you alive!"
Wu Xie didn't care about his third uncle's mood at all, and subconsciously replied: "If I don't want to go home, then I won't go home. When grandma calls me and asks me why, I'll say that my third uncle told me not to go home! Then we'll see who breaks first, your leg or yours!"
Wu Sansheng: ...
Shen Zhizhu: [Has Wu Xie really learned this?]
Poetry Expresses Aspirations: [To be more precise, he's learned to capitalize on his strengths. Being the only child of the Wu family is his greatest advantage, and with the help of the streamer, this is a true king bomb! After all, no human can withstand a single RPG attack head-on.]
YZ Donald Duck: [But I have to say, Wu Sansheng is really rich! He's so rich, but he still lets Hua Ye pay for Wu Xie. What a jerk! Bah!]
Finally, Jiang Shen looked at the pile of things in front of him, and then at the empty antique shelf.
"You are a bandit entering the village," Jiang Shen said, and then put the things into the space.
Wu Sansheng could only watch helplessly as all his collections over the years were snatched away. Although they were not outsiders, he still felt heartbroken.
Listener 1: [Host, Wu Sansheng is almost broken. How about you give him some more? Let him break more thoroughly.]
Thedyma: [Upstairs, I can only give you a 9 because the 6 is flipped.]