jdhmnovel Chapter 328: Teaching the Demons to Grow Potatoes
Chapter 328: Teaching the Demons to Grow Potatoes
Chi Miao was silent, then looked at Jin Shengfei quietly.
Jin Shengfei whistled, his eyes drifting away. It had nothing to do with Xiao Jinjin. Xiao Jinjin didn't know anything.
Chi Miao then turned around to look at the demon who was foaming at the mouth. It was the little male demon who she had invited to eat potatoes at the beginning. He was now foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes.
The demons trembled with fear as they held the potatoes in their hands, not knowing whether they should eat them or not.
"Isn't the Potato Queen's consort going to destroy us in this way? This is...so scary."
"What's so scary about this? The princess consort wants to kill us in these ways? And she even gives us a good meal? How is this necessary?"
"That's true. Could this be the legendary last meal before execution?"
The demons were silent, and Chi Miao was silent too.
With this IQ, there's no hope.
On the side, Rong Xuanji and Jingming had already stepped forward to check on the little fox. Rong Xuanji quickly spoke up: "It's just ordinary food poisoning. Jingming has already neutralized the toxins. He will be fine soon."
"Food poisoning?" The Sky Fox Demons had question marks on their heads, not knowing what was going on for a moment: "What does food poisoning mean?"
Everyone: "..."
Jin Shengfei sighed: "The education of the demon tribe is really backward."
Yu Wuxin added: "It's called a tribe now, how advanced do you expect it to be?"
Ying Wuhuo took a quick glance and felt even more shocked and ashamed about the fact that the human race had been kept in captivity by the demons in the past.
It was these things that didn't even know food poisoning that kept their ancestors in captivity.
Ugh!
The demons didn't understand what food poisoning was, so Chi Miao had to give a simple explanation, such as some things are poisonous when eaten raw, but not when cooked; some things are poisonous if they grow sprouts, but are fine if they don't.
The demons, whose food has always been limited to humans, sighed after hearing this: "I see, I didn't expect there were so many rules for eating. In the past, we would eat them alive. For the sake of demonism, we won't kill them cruelly. We try to kill them painlessly before eating them, without any side effects!"
Everyone: "..."
Do you need them to praise you for doing a good job and being kind?
Chi Miao: "I think eating humans still has side effects."
Demons: "What side effects? We don't have any?"
Chi Miao: "I think you guys are not smart and you are probably cannibals."
I don't mean to say that the person who is eaten is bad.
But as of now, the demon race is almost perfect in structure, only the brain has problems.
Most of the time it's caused by eating people.
Demons: “Is that so?”
Chi Miao nodded in agreement, and emphasized: "So this incident tells us that eating people is a bad thing. You should not eat people in the future."
Demon: "Don't worry, potatoes are much tastier than humans!"
Now potatoes are their favorite food!
In fact, human flesh is not that delicious. At best, it just tastes like shit.
"Mother-in-law, will you always be here to give us potatoes to eat in the future?" The little fox, who had come to his senses, held a piece of potato, pulled Chi Miao's skirt with one hand, and looked at Chi Miao pitifully.
He is full now.
But the fear of hunger still exists.
It felt like the stomach was hollowed out, and all the organs in the body were protesting, going on strike, and even fighting back.
Without anything to swallow, the stomach will swallow their own organs and flesh.
That feeling is worse than death.
Among the demons, more people committed suicide due to hunger than those who died of starvation.
He was holding potatoes now, but these potatoes were given to them by the Consort, and the Consort was a human being...
No matter what, the princess consort will not stay in the demon clan for long. Without her, will they still have potatoes to eat?
The sky fox demons are generally good-looking. Although the little fox is a little skinny, its grape-like eyes twinkle and are really cute.
Chi Miao couldn't help but want to dig it out.
Fortunately, her conscience made her suppress this thought, and she answered Xiaohu's question:
"Of course I won't keep feeding you potatoes. Where do I get so many potatoes?"
"What I'm putting here for you now are all the potatoes I own."
When the Sky Fox Demons heard this, they looked at the potato mountain that had been half eaten in less than a few minutes, and they were so scared that they almost dropped the potatoes in their hands!
"What?! That's all. Then...what should we do in the future, my dear wife? You said you would lead us to pursue peace. How can we live without potatoes?"
Chi Miao was a little amused and confused. Why were these demons so stupid?
"We humans have an old saying..."
"He who knows the current affairs is a hero?!"
Chi Miao: “……?”
Good, good guy.
Do you even know this meme?
What’s up with you guys even imitating the colonel’s tone?
Chi Miao took a deep breath and said, "It is better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish!"
"After you have eaten the potatoes that have been stained with my spiritual power, from now on your sense of taste will be no different from that of other living beings. Not only potatoes, but you can eat anything that other living beings can eat!"
"But if we only rely on what we have, sooner or later we will run out of food. If we want to have a steady supply of food, we must adhere to the fundamental logic that green mountains and clear waters are gold and silver mountains and formulate a sustainable development strategy. Giving you potatoes is just to relieve your hunger and pave the way for what I really want to do."
Now not only the demons, but even the geniuses were curious and put their ears closer in disbelief.
“Teach you how to grow potatoes!!!”
Demon: “???”
Tianjiao Group: “???”
They were shocked and confused.
But they did not become like this because Chi Miao said he would teach the demons how to grow potatoes, but because... Chi Miao suddenly took out a book in his hand.
"Postpartum care of sows and my mother's tasting of hundreds of herbs".
Now here comes the key point, the author’s name is still Yun Mo from Jiujian Mountain.
"No, Chi Miao...if you want to teach me how to grow potatoes, then just teach me. But what do you mean by comparing me to postpartum care for sows and my mother tasting hundreds of herbs?" Jin Shengfei didn't know where to start complaining.
This book title...how embarrassing!
Chi Miao exclaimed "Ah" and realized that he had picked up the wrong book. He coughed dryly and quickly changed to "Tips for Potato Planting".
There are all kinds of strange books.
Chi Miao also explained: "I'm sorry, I was just observing and guiding you according to the postpartum care method of sows, and forgot to change the book."
A young man from the Sky Fox Demon Clan discovered the blind spot: "Ah? You mean to teach us, is it no different from the postpartum care of a sow?"
Chi Miao: "How could that be? This is such an insult to pigs! Pigs' IQ is at least as high as that of human children. You are nothing."
The Sky Fox boy who was speaking fell silent.
He shouldn't have said that!
But it was also at this time that the demons dared to truly believe it.
The mentally ill princess consort in front of me...really intends to save the demon clan and sincerely wants to pursue peace!
Some of the smarter ones couldn't help cheering.
"As long as we learn how to grow potatoes, we will have an endless supply of potatoes. There will be more potatoes than we can eat! Long live potatoes!"
"Plant potatoes! Plant potatoes! Plant potatoes!!"
……
At this time, in the dark.
A little blood demon who had also returned from Tianbei Cave let out a “hehehe” laugh.
"A bunch of ignorant psychopaths, is this all the Sky Fox Demon Clan has? It seems that our Blood Demon Clan's vision of becoming the largest clan among the demons will soon be realized!"
"What's more... they dared to unite with humans. This is a capital crime punishable by genocide!"
His eyes were fixed on Chi Miao in the middle:
"If I kill you, I will have accomplished a great feat!"