Moonlight and wind

Chapter 218: Fate without Fuck



Chapter 218: Fate without Fuck

"It must be that Miss Yunfang's people are so powerful!" Shan Zimo smoothed his dirty white robe and took the tea handed to him by Shan Boyu. "Even with such an extensive search, Miss Mu was able to send us out of the city."

"Of course I can," Mu Zhizhi smiled playfully, tapping her nose with the handkerchief in her hand, "But I'll have to inconvenience Young Master Shan!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Mu Zhizhi clapped her hands, and several shop assistants walked in from the door behind her.

"What are you doing?" Shan Zimo felt an ominous premonition when he saw that each of the people coming was holding a rope and a piece of cloth in their hands.

Before the two could struggle, their mouths were covered, their hands and feet were tied, and they were carried to the backyard by the guys.

Before he even reached the backyard, Dan Zimo smelled the smell of manure! "Oh no!" He was horrified, "They are going to put us in a manure truck and take us out!"

Soon, the two were lifted onto a cart carrying two huge wooden barrels.

The old cart was still full of manure, dripping along the sides! The two large wooden barrels on top were undoubtedly filled with manure!

Shan Zimo and Shan Boyu struggled desperately, but these guys must have been armed and held them down so that they couldn't move!

Shan Boyu was lifted up first, and the waiter opened the lid of the big wooden barrel. Shan Boyu was so scared that he made a whimpering sound, and then he was thrown in! The lid was closed!

Shan Zimo took one look and said, "I'd rather be caught and sent to the government office than be immersed in manure!"

Taking advantage of the moment when the waiter opened the lid, Shan Zimo pushed away another waiter who was holding him, jumped off the cart, and fled to the door like a bean worm!

This time, the four of them captured Shan Zimo together, ignored his humming sounds, stuffed him into a large wooden barrel, and covered it with a lid!

"Let's go!" Mu Zhizhi covered her mouth and nose with her handkerchief, and urged with a look of disgust, "If you don't leave now, it will be too late!"

Yinshi is the time when the city gates are opened specifically for manure carts. At this time, not only have the bounty collectors not come to work yet, there are only a few captains guarding the city.

But today, the city gate was brightly lit! The bounty hunters stared at it intently, fearing that the 100,000 taels of silver would slip away!

"Stop!" The captain guarding the city stopped the manure cart, "Check!"

"What the hell are you checking?" the old man said. "What the hell, why are you checking manure? Do you want to taste it to see if it's salty or not?"

"Go, go, go!" The bounty hunter and other captains guarding the city covered their mouths and noses and urged him to open the city gate. The stench was so unbearable that several people vomited!

"I'm really f*cking enlightened!" The old man grumbled in dissatisfaction, "I've been pulling a dung cart for half my life, and this is the first time I've run into someone inspecting dung! If you really want it, I'll give you a bucket of dung!"

The old man left the city cursing, still not satisfied, and kept cursing all the way!

The captain guarding the city quickly closed the city gate, as if to keep the stench out!

"We can't wait any longer!" He glanced at the note, "The spies must have already started their actions by now, so we should set off immediately and try to get in early when the city gates open tomorrow morning!"

"But the gate of Xinghewan is closed now..." Zi Ling'er asked worriedly.

"It's okay!" Yuwen Lin waved his hand, "There's nothing that can't be solved with money! Hurry up and pack up, let's go!"

Yuwen Lin and his party got on the carriage to leave the city. When they arrived at the city gate, Jianyun skillfully put down the silver he had prepared. The city gate slowly opened and the carriage rushed towards Yanyu Town!

After riding non-stop all night, we finally arrived at the gate of Yanyu Town at the hour of Yin. We saw a cart carrying manure coming out of the city. The old man pulling the cart cursed all the way!

Jianyun arrived at the city gate and knocked on it, and the captain inside started cursing.

"This old man has gone crazy today!" The lieutenant didn't lean against the door, but was fanning the air with his hands to drive away the stench. "Don't come back after you leave!"

"Master," Jian Yun covered his mouth and nose as he came to the carriage, "It seems that the captain of Yanyu Town doesn't buy this!"

"Forget it!" Yike frowned, feeling irritated by the stench. "Let's get away from the city gate, take a breath and wait for it to open!"

Shan Zimo and Shan Boyu were struggling in a wooden barrel full of manure when they suddenly felt the car stopped!

"What do you mean?" Shan Zimo panicked. "I've thought of dying like a martial arts hero countless times, but I've never thought of dying from the stink of shit!"

Suddenly, the lid of the barrel was opened! Two masked men inserted their swords into the barrel! Then they left quickly!

It was already daybreak, but the gate of Yanyu Town was still not open!

"What's going on?" Yu Wenlin anxiously leaned on the city gate and looked inside through the crack. "It's already past the time, why haven't they opened the gate yet?"

"You guys just arrived, right?" asked a man behind him who was about to enter the city.

"Yes, may I ask what happened, brother?" Yu Wenlin asked with a bow.

"Don't open the city gate carelessly. One hundred thousand taels are locked up inside!" Then he took out the bounty order for Shan Zimo from the bag!

"Who are you?" Yu Wenlin was a little afraid to think about his own guess.

"I'm a bounty hunter in this town. I went to my father-in-law's house yesterday and heard that Shan Zimo showed up in Yanyu Town, so I hurried here!" The man pointed at the people behind him who were about to enter the city, "They are also bounty hunters, and they all want a piece of the pie!"

Yuwen Lin panicked after hearing this, but luckily there was a city gate behind him, so he leaned against it to calm himself.

"Who are you?" The man looked at the group of people curiously. "Are you also bounty hunters?"

"No, we are just passers-by who want to rest here for a few days." Yi Yanhui walked forward, knocked on the city gate and shouted, "Passers-by, please be kind and open the city gate so that we can enter the city to rest for a few days and let our women wash up!"

Upon hearing that there were women, the captain opened the gate and said, "You are here with women, so you must be passing by. Come in!"

Yuwen Lin was very excited about this matter which could be solved without spending a single penny!

The carriage drove into Yanyu Town, and the bounty hunters behind were let in one after another.

"Looking at this situation, the young master is still here. We have to be more careful and look for him carefully!" Yijianhui whispered in the carriage, "Don't reveal your identity, so as not to cause trouble for the young master!"

The group stopped in front of a rather grand inn, and the waiter swiftly took the reins from Li's hands, "Sir, do you want to stop by or stay overnight?"

"Stay in a hotel!" Li said proudly, "Prepare a few of your best rooms and take my lady to rest first!"

Jian Yun stood aside and took out a piece of silver from his sleeve and threw it to the waiter. The waiter immediately threw away the reins in his hand and caught the silver, "Gentlemen, arrange it now!"

"That's..." Xuanyue, who had just walked into the lobby of the restaurant called "Fu Manying", saw the shopkeeper standing behind the counter at a glance. He was wearing a water-blue pear flower robe with a coiled dragon pattern, which was extremely ill-fitting!

"Where did this clothes come from?" Xuanyue walked quickly to the shopkeeper, grabbed his collar with one hand and lifted him up.

"Lady, spare my life!" The shopkeeper's face turned purple with fear. "Are you the enemy of this robe?"

"I ask you, where did this clothes come from!" Xuanyue's eyes were red and scary, and he grabbed the collar even tighter!

The shopkeeper was struggling in mid-air, making "ah ah" sounds, and was about to roll his eyes!

Jian Yun immediately stepped forward and grabbed Qu Xuanyue's wrist, "Miss Qu, if you use more force, he will die!"

Only then did Xuanyue come to his senses and threw the shopkeeper to the ground!

"This... the clothes were pawned to me by a beggar who came here to eat a free meal!" The shopkeeper panted heavily, "Later I found out that the man was actually Shan Zimo, a wanted criminal of the imperial court! Why are you here to seek revenge?"

"Have they fallen so low that they have to pawn their clothes?" he would ask in confusion.

"Didn't you bring any silver?" Yuwen Lin asked puzzledly.

"You all ask me, how should I know?" Li didn't know how to answer for a moment.

"Young Master..." A hand stretched out from the big wooden barrel, and then Shan Boyu poked his head out from the edge of the barrel, "Ugh! Young Master! Ugh!"


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