jdhmnovel Chapter 459 Stop Singing
Chapter 459 Stop Singing
This person divided the video into two parts: one part was footage of the players during the match, and the other part was footage of the King of Glory game.
In the original video, Cat was repeatedly hit by Mengqi. Suddenly, Cat's anxious voice reached the ears of netizens.
"Help me step on the light, help me step on the light."
"Come on, come on, come on."
Immediately afterwards, Gu Lin'an's voice rang out.
He began to hum, "We local rascals like to wear jade pendants around our necks."
"The incense burner is placed on the altar, and the white and yellow plaques will only be opened when the child grows up."
"If you pray three times sincerely, you'll have a few hundred more in your wallet."
"The easy thing is winning the lottery, the difficult thing is waiting for the river card."
"Come on, come on, come on, come on!"
While Cat was still getting beaten up, Gu Lin'an started humming along, creating a huge contrast between the two sides.
Cat instantly became famous and started cursing, "Gu Lin'an, why are you singing!"
"You son of a bitch, didn't you say you wouldn't sell to me?"
"So what are you doing now? Can't you kill Mengqi?"
"If you step on the light for me, the three of us can definitely kill him."
"I'll give you a real beating!"
When that sound came out, everyone burst into laughter.
[Hahaha, as expected of An Shen! Playing the competition so relaxed, and singing live!]
[Ahem, I don't know much about music, but I think An Shen is quite talented in it.]
If anyone disagrees with me, just pretend I didn't say anything. After all, as I mentioned before, I don't know much about music.
No wonder Cat's expression was so ferocious. I'd be famous too! I'm getting beaten up here, and you're all gleeful over there. Isn't that infuriating?
[This is a bit of a reversal of the Heavenly Stems, you know, An Shen is the team tyrant.]
[Cat dared to insult him like that, and now we know about it. How do you think An Shen will punish Cat?]
You know what, you really can't believe it, I'm actually looking forward to it right now.
[Cat is going to die a really bad death, hahaha.]
The audio clip was shared over 100 million times instantly after it was released.
Cat was still asleep when his phone rang.
On the other end of the phone, Changsheng asked anxiously, "Cat, what are you doing?"
Cat looked completely bewildered. Judging from Changsheng's tone, what major event had occurred?
"I'm sleeping, what's up?"
"It's important, and it's important to you!"
"Did Uncle Hat find out I was washing my feet?"
"It's even bigger than this."
"Something bigger than this?" Cat thought for a moment, realizing he hadn't done anything utterly immoral.
Changsheng said directly, "Those 'smart' people online have exposed the things you said to Brother An."
"We know this is nothing serious. If Brother An is happy, he'll just laugh it off."
"But now that netizens know, isn't this a slap in the face for him?"
"You should know that Brother An values his reputation the most, and now he's come looking for you with a belt."
"He said he would record your miserable state and post it online to regain his lost face."
"You'd better run."
Upon hearing Changsheng's words, the cat immediately panicked.
"I'm fucking idiot!"
"These netizens can do anything except find a partner. Where is Lin'an now?"
Chang Sheng said, "We should be there soon. You should run as fast as you can, the farther the better!"
"Yes, yes, I should run away." Cat hung up the phone, put on his clothes, picked up his phone, and left the room.
After walking a few steps, I saw a familiar figure.
Gu Lin'an held the belt, staring intently at Cat like the Grim Reaper, his face so gloomy it seemed water could drip from it.
Upon seeing Cat, Gu Lin'an said quietly, "Cat, what are you trying to do?"
A layer of cold sweat appeared on Cat's forehead.
"I...I want to tell Sister Feifei that I want to retire and go home to farm."
Gu Lin'an flicked his belt, making a snapping sound.
"There's no rush to retire. Come on, Cat, I think we should look into the cause and effect."
Cat hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Lin'an, it's all a misunderstanding."
"It's all a misunderstanding."
“I heard it all during the match. I’m usually a magnanimous person and I don’t hold it against you.”
"But there was no other way. Netizens dug this up, so I had no choice but to resort to this."
"Don't blame me."
"Don't worry, I brought alcohol with me. It'll be fine. I'll disinfect as I go."
After saying this, Gu Lin'an drew a whip.
The cat was being beaten until it screamed in pain.
Gu Lin'an said while smoking, "Everything is cause and effect."
He started singing again.
"God has given me the power to eradicate rodents with a single blow."
"With the second enchantment, I smashed through the opponent's building."
"Ah, cause and effect, cause and effect."
Cat's screams echoed from the AG base.
Even across the hallway, Changsheng could hear Cat's screams and could only click his tongue and say, "Tsk tsk tsk, there's nothing I can do. I already warned you, but you're too slow."
"Poor cat, it sounds painful." Changsheng shuddered.
Zhong Yi was very careful, not daring to even breathe loudly.
"Do you think Cat won't be beaten so badly by An that he can't compete?"
Yinuo shook her head.
"No?" Zhong Yi asked.
Yinuo explained, "It's okay, even if Cat can't play, I'm still here."
“I can also play support. Right now, AG has no shortage of people. If Cat can’t do it, there are plenty of people who can.”
"Damn, you're a real schemer too," Zhong Yi complained.
An hour later, Gu Lin'an posted the video of him hitting Cat online, along with a caption.
[This is a misfortune for our family; we have produced a rebellious son who has become a laughingstock.]
I've already given him a good scolding; I'm sure he won't swear anymore.
As a professional player, one should possess certain manners; constantly insulting someone's mother is inappropriate.
I believe that under my supervision, Cat won't do this again, don't you agree, Cat?
Gu Lin'an sent a message from afar, and the next second Cat posted two words online.
Yes, and then sent several smiley faces with sunglasses on.
Netizens joked: "[Cat, take off your sunglasses, just cry if you want to.]"
[You're a grown man, so just cry.]
Men, cry, cry, it's not a sin!
Even the strongest person has the right to feel tired.
The next second, cat commented below, "Stop J...stop singing, I feel really uncomfortable listening to people sing now."
You've provoked me, you know that?
……