jdhmnovel Chapter 155 A Bunch of Simps!
Chapter 155 A Bunch of Simps!
"Brother An, did I play well this round?" Zhong Yi chuckled.
Gu Lin'an was stunned. Had this kid lost his mind? He was beaten up like that, and he still said he did a good job?
"What the hell are you doing?" Gu Lin'an cursed.
"It seems you haven't realized your mistake yet."
"Are you a dragon? You can't move when you see a kill. It was during the first wave on the bottom lane. You could have broken the rhythm by killing Pengpeng, but you had to kill the marksman."
"If you don't die, our early game momentum won't be broken. After we get the buff in the second wave, we'll just feed. People who don't know us will think you're an undercover agent for AG."
"Jungling is about controlling the tempo, not about jumping in whenever you see a kill."
"Just go for the kills. You should just play Dian Wei, the Mad Dog. Why are you playing Jing?"
"Does your performance justify the actions of your fans? Does it justify your annual salary? Your boss hired you to win trophies, not to collect kills."
"If you can play jungle, then play; if you can't, then step down and I'll take that position."
Zhong Yi was taken aback. How come the plot was different from what she had imagined?
He was so frightened that he dared not speak, and Changsheng beside him was even more silent.
The milk tea coach's eyes lit up. Gu Lin'an's words were incisive and practically his own words.
Gu Lin'an gave them a few words of reprimand, and Zhong Yi and the others didn't dare to utter a sound. Milk Tea exclaimed that the ten million yuan was well spent.
He has always wanted to find a soul figure for the AG team to lead them forward.
He initially chose Yinuo, but Yinuo is too young and impetuous.
Cat is too old and will retire after a few more seasons. None of the other players have leadership qualities.
He didn't pay much attention when Gu Lin'an first reprimanded him, until this time when Gu Lin'an gave him a lecture.
The group of people looked at each other like mice before a cat; weren't they the key figures?
Upon seeing Gu Lin'an, Coach Milk Tea grew to like him more and more, her eyes burning with desire.
"It seems I'll have to treat Gu Lin'an better from now on, and make him treat AG like his own home."
"Such players are rare; they must become indispensable, just like Yi Nuo."
"Let him choose whatever he wants for the competition from now on, as long as it's not too outrageous," Milk Tea thought.
Gu Lin'an was still giving a lecture when he said to Zhong Yi, "You'll have to write a self-criticism of 1,400 words later."
Zhongyi's face fell, and she asked weakly, "Why did Yinuo only write 800 words, while I wrote 1400?"
“Yinuo showed a good attitude in admitting his mistake and was the first among you to stand up and admit it, so I will give him a lighter punishment.”
Upon hearing this, Zhong Yi roared inwardly, "You're biased! You're biased! You're biased!"
I've wasted my time building up my merits.
"No, there's still Changsheng who hasn't been punished. I was punished with 1,400 characters for having three layers of merit armor, so Changsheng can't write 1,600 characters?"
Zhong Yi rolled her eyes, awaiting Gu Lin'an's judgment on Changsheng.
Gu Lin'an glanced at Chang Sheng and said, "You played terribly this game. Go back and give him extra training. I'll also make you write a thousand-word self-criticism."
Zhongyi: ...
"This is unfair! This is unfair! Why am I the one who gets punished the most? I'm going to appeal to the central government! I'm going to appeal to the central government!" Zhong Yi roared in his heart.
Unfortunately, the central government is currently looking at Gu Lin'an with a doting expression.
"Lin'an, you must be tired of talking. Have some water." Milk Tea handed over a glass of water.
By this time, the commentators had finished reviewing the match, and Gu Lin'an deservedly won the MVP award once again.
"Alright, let's listen to the internal voice recording from AG."
Gu Lin'an's loud shout rang out.
"What kind of game are you guys playing? How did you get completely destroyed in the top lane?!"
"What the hell are you guys playing!"
……
“Ao Yin and Ying Zheng on the other side are low on health. They're getting cocky and we can fight them. If Yi Nuo forces Ao Yin to use his ultimate, I'll kill him.”
"If you can't force it out, I'll fuck you to death today."
……
The crackling sound of telegrams filled the air, leaving viewers bewildered.
[Holy crap, what's going on? Is An Shen putting pressure on his teammates?]
When did calming the nerves turn into a stress monster?
[An Shen curses and attacks anyone he encounters, he's gone berserk.]
[Why did the director release this recording? Is he a hater too?]
[This is AG, with so many star players. An Shen dares to take on that pressure? Isn't he afraid of ruining his career?]
[This is so exciting! I feel like my career as a calming person is in jeopardy.]
The Bai Zi were terrified. After all, half a year ago, Gu Lin'an was banned due to pressure on his teammates, and now the recording had been released again, and the sky had fallen once more.
The commentators were stunned. Tianyun quickly signaled to the director with his eyes, only to find that the director had somehow become Li Mao.
"How could it be this guy!" Tianyun exclaimed in surprise.
Li Mao stared at Tianyun and sneered. Ever since that incident, his master had become a bottle.
He originally wanted to learn from Pingzi, but he didn't expect that today's competition would be with Gu Lin'an. When he heard netizens speculating about Tianyun and Gu Lin'an as a couple, he was furious and vowed to take revenge.
It just so happens that the director this time is a newbie. He took his mentor to the restroom and found that the AG team's voice communication was not working well, so he panicked and asked him for help.
Li Mao suggested that he find a mentor, and after sending him away, he released AG's team voice chat.
The haters, who had been listless, immediately perked up upon hearing this voice.
[Night÷ is such a rude person, how dare he play professionally like this!]
[A leopard can't change its spots. What's the point of a six-month ban? He should be permanently banned!]
[Don't ban him outright. Wait until he's finished playing against my brother before banning him, so he can get some revenge.]
[Just wait to be scolded by AG fans. You dare to insult Yi Nuo and Zhong Yi? Who do you think you are? A few people call you "An Shen," and you think you're a god?]
Just as the black pieces were gloating and the white pieces were panicking, AG's team voice chat was then heard.
"This move is top-notch even among professional players. If I were the boss, I'd give you extra money!"
"Lin'an, I'm going to focus on you this game. Whoever comes near, I'll kill them."
"Cat, just kill yourself. I already have a better candidate for the captain position."
"Cat, please go to your death!"
"Call me Brother An..."
……
Li Mao continued playing the team's voice chat, thinking that Gu Lin'an was finally finished this time, when suddenly he felt that something was off.
After Gu Lin'an finished criticizing the AG players, they should have at least started arguing, or at least become discordant within the team. Why the hell are they now fawning over him?!
This isn't right. The storyline shouldn't be this friendly. Are the AG people being so easy to talk to now?
Li Mao was puzzled.
When the others heard the recording, they fell into an eerie silence.
Tianyun's lips twitched. This was still the AG she knew. This was a bunch of sycophants!
How about I give you the Wolves' name? You two seem like a good match now. (Just kidding)