jdhmnovel Chapter 140 Tianyun invited me to dinner?
Chapter 140 Tianyun invited me to dinner?
Seeing that he had successfully fooled Tianyun, Gu Lin'an thought to himself, "Tsk tsk tsk, she seems like a pretty smart girl, but she's a bit of a muggle."
He waved his hand. "Alright, I've told you the method, I'm leaving now."
Tianyun nodded. "If I throw all the mud at you, will it affect your reputation?"
Gu Lin'an was about to be moved when he heard Tianyun mutter to himself, "No way, anyway, your reputation isn't very good. To put it bluntly, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that everyone hates you."
"Luckily, this is a society governed by the rule of law, otherwise you wouldn't have survived a day."
Gu Lin'an froze for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "If there's nothing else, I'm really leaving. Nuozai is waiting for me."
Tianyun was furious. She was a great beauty, and most people would be eager to talk to her more than once they saw her.
This guy, on the other hand, tried every possible way to escape.
With her big, bright eyes darting around, Tianyun looked at Gu Lin'an slyly and said, "Night, it's so late. It's fate that we met. How about we find a place to eat?"
"Don't call me Night!"
Tianyun nodded: "So, Ye, you're agreeing?"
Gu Lin'an looked at Tianyun with suspicion, wondering what this girl was up to.
I've only met her once, and we don't know each other well. How could she, with such a fresh and pretty face, ask me out for dinner?
He admitted that he was a little bit handsome, but not handsome enough to make a beautiful woman fall in love at first sight.
So... this girl wants to get a free meal from me!
Upon realizing this, Gu Lin'an immediately became anxious.
You can be attracted to my looks, but you absolutely cannot be attracted to my money. My own savings are being squeezed dry by Nuozai and his gang, and I don't have any money to spend on women.
Gu Lin'an hurriedly shook his head, "I don't have money to treat you to a meal. I can only afford to add two extra eggs to my grilled cold noodles now, and that's considered a luxury."
“Xuanran is rich, you can go find him. This guy has been saving up for years, waiting to get married.”
Tianyun was speechless; Gu Lin'an's thought process was truly peculiar.
"You earn millions a year, and you're still short of money for a meal?"
"It's terrible. You have no idea how expensive things are right now. I'm only doing well now."
"You have no idea that prices have skyrocketed in recent years. Everything is going up except wages."
"Huang Hemen is already twenty-one! Xi Baishan is sixteen, can you believe it?"
"I've been playing professionally for over two years, but I haven't saved much money. I have to save that money to support my dog," Gu Lin'an complained.
"I'll treat you!" Tianyun said, grinding his little tiger teeth.
"That's alright. I won't go to places that are too cheap, and I won't go to places with weak security either." After saying that, Gu Lin'an skillfully opened the passenger door and got in.
Tianyun had never seen such a shameless person before. He stomped his foot in anger before getting into the car.
Gu Lin'an, sitting in the passenger seat, felt a little thirsty and asked Tianyun, "Is there any water? I got thirsty talking to you just now."
"You're so fussy, there's water in the trunk." Tianyun rolled her eyes.
Gu Lin'an got out of the car and opened the trunk, where he found a case of mineral water. To his surprise, there was also a baseball bat next to it.
"You have quite a wide range of hobbies, including baseball?"
"To be honest, I've only ever seen baseball in cartoons; it doesn't seem to be very popular."
"I don't play baseball."
"Then what are you doing?"
"It's for self-defense, better safe than sorry."
Gu Lin'an, realizing something, said with lingering fear, "Big Socks, if I hadn't told you how to restore your reputation, would you have pulled out a baseball bat and beaten me up the next second?"
"We'll see how you do it." Tianyun sneered. If Gu Lin'an acted like it was none of her business, she would definitely let him know why, out of all the monkeys on the mountain, his ass was the reddest.
Gu Lin'an opened his mouth, took out a bottle of mineral water, and returned to the passenger seat.
“I feel that using a baseball bat for self-defense isn’t very reliable. It’s not enough if you really encounter danger. You can try something else,” Gu Lin’an said, taking a sip of water.
"What to try?"
Gu Lin'an grinned, "You can try an urn."
"Throwing an urn at someone? It doesn't seem as effective as a baseball bat," Tianyun asked with a bewildered look.
Gu Lin'an said smugly, "You don't understand, do you? I call this a psychological attack."
"Put some milk powder inside. When you encounter danger, take out the urn, sprinkle it in and eat it at the same time."
"While eating, I shouted, 'Grandma, lend me a hand, thunder roars!'"
"I dare say, anyone with a normal mind knows how to run this process, especially when it's late at night and quiet, that's when you feel the best and the buff is stacked to the maximum."
"Even drinking water can't shut your rotten mouth!" Tianyun knew that Gu Lin'an's mouth was bound to spew nothing good.
"I must say, this water tastes pretty good. I wonder if it can be used to sell products. I don't charge a slot fee."
……
The two sped along and arrived at a luxurious hotel. Led by a waitress, they took the elevator to the seventh floor.
It's summer now, and you can always see girls full of youthful energy along the way.
Her long, shapely legs were on full display, giving Gu Lin'an, a loser, a real treat for his eyes.
"Tsk tsk tsk." Gu Lin'an sighed, "There are still more beautiful women in big cities."
Uncle Gem wasn't lying to me; didn't he sing a song?
A tank top, a revealing vest, a 007 in a hotel, there are beautiful women in the hotel, look at the beautiful women first, no rush.
WooWoo.
That's why he's famous; he's incredibly talented.
Tianyun looked at Gu Lin'an's lecherous eyes and cursed him as a pervert.
He has such a beautiful woman right next to him, but he doesn't even look at her; he insists on staring at someone else.
Gu Lin'an looked aggrieved. "What? You called me a pervert?"
"Big Socks, listen up. I'm not a pervert. I'm just fully inheriting the fine traditions of my predecessors."
Tianyun knew Gu Lin'an was eloquent, and she wanted to see how this bitch would turn black into white this time.
"Please begin your speech."
Gu Lin'an coughed lightly and said with a righteous expression, "Listen carefully."
"I like young, innocent girls; it's out of compassion for the weak and vulnerable, it's an act of benevolence."
"I like the girl next door, a beautiful young woman who is just coming of age. I am willing to accompany her as she grows up; this is my duty."
"He liked young women, which reflects the spirit of the Cao Wei dynasty. He did not pretend to be married or not, and that was true sincerity."
“To like mature women and not abandon them as they get older is true virtue.”
"To admire the beautiful legs of Chang'e and Diaochan, and not to resist beauty because one is from a different world, is wisdom."
“I possess all five traditional virtues: benevolence, righteousness, honesty, perseverance, and wisdom. How can you call me a lecher!”
Tianyun listened intently as Gu Lin'an recited his poems in one after another, her eyes wide with amazement.
Damn, what you said makes so much sense! For a moment, she couldn't find any words to refute it.
Seeing Gu Lin'an's serious expression, Tianyun touched his forehead.
She now understood why Gu Lin'an had survived among countless trolls; his skin was exceptionally thick.
"We both received nine years of compulsory education, so why are you so outstanding?" Tianyun exclaimed.
Gu Lin'an said, word by word, "You have to study hard. Don't you understand this simple principle? You must have had a crush when you were in school. It's obvious that you weren't serious about your studies."
Tianyun: I understand you!
She considered herself to be quite well-mannered, but after spending a few hours with Gu Lin'an, she cursed him a thousand times in her heart.
"I went to a prestigious university, okay? Are you comparing our academic qualifications?" Tianyun stared into Gu Lin'an's eyes.
She might not be as skilled as Gu Lin'an in King of Glory, but when it comes to academic qualifications, Gu Lin'an would easily surpass her.
Gu Lin'an shook his middle finger and said, "A high level of education doesn't mean you know a lot. Now that King of Glory is doing well and starting to connect with the world, shouldn't you hosts know a little English translation?"
"Come on, let me test you."
"Take the test." Tianyun's competitive spirit was ignited, and his eyes, as clear as autumn water, were filled with eager anticipation.
She always scored above 95 on exams in the league, and Li Jiu had to pass her notes to get the answers to the questions he didn't know.
"Please listen to the question and translate this sentence into English."
Gu Lin'an made an exaggerated expression.
"Damn it, you spendthrift! Why don't you use it more sparingly!"
"Commander, you have to speak from your conscience! When the Japanese attacked just now, you were the one shouting the loudest! Zhu Zi, take out that heavy machine gun!"
"Pillar, are you blind? Blow that grenade launcher up!"
Tianyun listened to Gu Lin'an's rapid-fire delivery, his eyes blinking rapidly, and realized the lines sounded very familiar.
"Alright, give me an A-level English translation first, and I won't make things too difficult for you." Gu Lin'an raised his eyebrows and looked at Tianyun with a playful expression.
Tianyun realized she'd been tricked, bit her lower lip, and said fiercely, "How do you translate this? Are you deliberately trying to make things difficult for me?"
"Is this difficult?" Gu Lin'an asked, feigning surprise.
"Then you translate for me!" Tianyun's little face was puffed up with anger, making one want to pinch her cheeks.
"Then listen carefully," Gu Lin'an said.
"MD, nomoneyson, whynotuse1/2?"
“NBer, say with this!” Gu Lin’an pointed to his heart.
"whensbcome,+666DB,zhuzi,kill100kgbiubiu."
"Zhuziyoureyesdonotwork."
“boomthehonghong”.
[Anger value from Tianyun, host's hand speed +0.1 +0.1 +0.1]
[Anger value from Tianyun, host's foot speed +10000]
[Warning! Warning! Host, run!]
Tianyun gritted his teeth, "Looking like that, didn't those guys from AG smash you with an air conditioner?"
"No, what's wrong? Did I translate it wrong?"
"Which sentence didn't you understand? I have an A-level certificate, don't slander me. I passed it in one go back then."
"Hehe, Night ÷ truly lives up to its name. Today I have witnessed your skills firsthand. You live up to your reputation."
Gu Lin'an pursed his lips, "Don't call me Ye."
"Ye÷, night÷!"
……
They sat by the window, ordered a few signature dishes, and then didn't say much more.
As if thinking of something unpleasant, Tianyun stirred the drink in front of her with a soup spoon with a worried expression.
The atmosphere is now eerily quiet.
This was the first time Tianyun, the host, had an awkward silence, mainly because she didn't know how to start a conversation with someone like Gu Lin'an.
But since she needed someone's help today, she spoke up.
"What are you thinking about?" Tianyun asked curiously when she saw Gu Lin'an staring out the window.
Gu Lin'an was stunned for a moment. "I was thinking, if someone jumped off from here, would their soul float on the seventh floor or the first floor?"
Tianyun: ...
Tianyun was, after all, a girl, and it was still nighttime, so Gu Lin'an's words were really off-putting.
Can't we just eat our food properly?!
Gu Lin'an took in Tianyun's appearance and thought to himself, "Hmph, serves you right for calling me Ye ÷."
"Speak, I'm not kidding you, what do you want from me today?"
Gu Lin'an didn't think that Tianyun was just asking him to have a meal; he wasn't like Xuan Ran, that guy who only knew how to eat.
"You figured it out?" Tianyun didn't expect Gu Lin'an to guess her thoughts. It seems this guy isn't as casual as he appears.
"Your worry is written all over your face, you're practically begging An Shen to help me." Gu Lin'an rolled his eyes at Tian Yun.
"That's why I made a joke."
"You're really funny."
Tianyun then told Gu Lin'an about her troubles.
It turns out that Tianyun has reached the age where men and women should get married. Her family is well-off, and her parents are both high-income earners who know many people.
I've been pressuring her to get married lately, and I even introduced her to a guy a while ago. They met once, just to give her a token gesture.
Tianyun just wants to focus her energy on work right now; she has no interest in romance or anything like that.
Gu Lin'an clicked his tongue upon hearing this. The plot seemed so familiar; it often appeared in short dramas.
Is it possible that Tianyun will pull out a contract at any moment and say to him, "How about we get a fake marriage to fool my parents?"
Gu Lin'an glanced at Tianyun's side; she hadn't brought a bag either. How could he sign the contract? If the price was reasonable, he could consider it.
That's right. We're in the 5G era now, so we can just send electronic contracts. I'm not a bad person, so why would I breach a contract?
"What are you thinking? Your mind is full of filthy things." Tianyun said angrily when she saw Gu Lin'an's increasingly strange expression towards her.
"Go on, keep talking. You can't think about it yet."
Tianyun continued, "Who knew that after that guy saw me, he started pestering me relentlessly. Today, as soon as he found out I was off work, he asked me out for dinner. It's so annoying."
Gu Lin'an asked in confusion, "Then you could have just refused. Why did you agree?"
"This guy not only knows my parents, but he's also my apprentice."
"The KPL league recently recruited a batch of new hosts, and this guy is one of the ones I mentored. It all happened at the same time."
"He asked me out, and out of consideration for our colleague relationship, I had no way to refuse."
"You know, sometimes when I'm working alone with him, this guy's hands get all messed up." Tianyun was so angry at this that his teeth itched.
"Not being honest?" Gu Lin'an's eyes gleamed, as if he had discovered a juicy secret.
"What are you thinking? It's just that when you hand something over, your hand touches it intentionally or unintentionally." Tianyun quickly interrupted Gu Lin'an's wicked thoughts.
"Haha, it's normal for men. I used to... ugh! People like that are disgusting." Gu Lin'an quickly changed the subject when he realized he had almost revealed his true nature.
Gu Lin'an asked, "So, what do you mean by having me come here?"
Tianyun said embarrassedly, "I noticed your breath smells terrible, and I was thinking you could scare him away so he wouldn't bother me anymore."
Gu Lin'an: ...
……
P.S.: I made some major changes to Tianyun's part, so please don't take the novel too seriously. (Just kidding)
This chapter is 4,000 words long. I have a clear idea now. From now on, I'll try not to take leave and work hard to write. Thank you all for your support.