jdhmnovel Chapter 112 Inviting Nezha to Eat Lotus Root Starch
Chapter 112 Inviting Nezha to Eat Lotus Root Starch
Lin Qiye looked at Wang Teng with an expression that suggested he was looking at a beast.
Yang Jin looked at the same box as last time and could only sigh deeply before patting Nezha on the shoulder.
Brother, I wish you happiness!
Nezha: "..."
For some reason, Nezha had a strange feeling of coldness.
"Brother-in-law, I suddenly remembered, at my house..."
"Shh, when in Rome, do as the host says, understand, kid?!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng opened the box and took out a whole box full of "Ten Years of Middle School Entrance Exams, Five Years of Simulations," and handed it to Nezha with a smile: "Here you go, classmate. Since you and A-Jin are friends, you're also my good friend. This box of exam papers is for you; it's full of love!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng handed Nezha a pen: "Here, little Li...Zha, sign your name here!"
Nezha originally wanted to resist, but when he saw the smile on Wang Teng's lips, he felt a chill run down his spine for no reason and signed his name 'Zha' on it from the bottom of his heart.
Wang Teng accepted Nezha's signature with a beaming smile, carefully placing it in his pocket as if it were a precious treasure, and then instructed Lin Qiye.
"Xiao Linzi, go watch A Jin and Li Zha do their homework. I'm going to make you something nice to eat!"
Lin Qiye looked at Wang Teng in surprise: "Wait, when did you learn to cook? How come I didn't know?"
"There are many things you don't know, do you expect me to report every single one of them to you?!"
After saying that, Wang Teng hummed a little tune and walked towards the kitchen with a smile.
"Today is a good day, all my dreams will come true..."
Lin Qiye looked at Wang Teng with some confusion, then looked at Yang Jin and said, "Cousin, why is Old Wang acting so strangely today?"
Yang Jin shook his head, obediently took out a thick stack of "Ten Years of College Entrance Examination and Five Years of Simulation" from his room, and started writing on the table.
Lin Qiye said to Nezha with a kind expression, "Li Zha, see if there's anything you don't understand. If there is, you can ask me. I should know everything up to the second year of high school!!!"
Nezha had only looked at the test paper for two minutes when he stared at Lin Qiye with mosquito coils in his eyes: "Cousin, tell me, what does this sentence mean? What are hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, and neon?"
"Ah...cousin, haven't you learned this before?"
The illiterate Nezha looked at Lin Qiye with some uncertainty: "Cousin, should I have studied this?"
"Definitely! That's middle school level knowledge!!!"
Nezha looked at Yang Jin with a hint of resentment: "Yang... Jin, is this junior high school knowledge?"
Yang Jin lowered his head somewhat guiltily: "Yes, this is a junior high school textbook!"
"Ah~! Haha, maybe I remembered it wrong, maybe I remembered it wrong!"
Seeing Yang Jian's lack of loyalty, Nezha could only try to justify himself.
Lin Qiye patted Nezha on the shoulder: "Li Zha, don't worry, I only have a high school diploma. I'll teach you a method, and you'll learn it quickly. You can recite it like this: I am hydrogen, I am the lightest, rockets rely on me to transport satellites; I am helium, I am shameless, I'm the worst at gaining and losing electrons; I am lithium, low density, it bubbles when it comes into contact with water or acid..."
Nezha: "I am hydrogen, I am the lightest, rockets rely on me to carry satellites; I am helium, I am shameless, I am the worst at gaining and losing electrons; I am lithium, low density, I bubble when I encounter water or acid..."
Nezha: "..."
Wang Teng smiled and brought out four glasses of white liquid from the kitchen: "Alright, kids, have a taste. I worked so hard to make this, so you all have to finish it!"
Lin Qiye took the water glass and drank it: "Hmm~? Old Wang, not bad! It's only been a few days, and you've managed to make something so delicious. I have to give you a thumbs up!"
As he spoke, Lin Qiye stretched out his right hand, praising Wang Teng, and said to Yang Jin and Li Zha, "Jin, Li Zha, you two should try it, it tastes really good!"
Yang Jin took the water glass, tasted it, and then smacked his lips: "Hmm, it's really delicious, but why does this taste seem so familiar... that's strange..."
Nezha had already downed his drink in one gulp, then said with a savoring sound, "Hmm, it's a bit sweet, and has a slightly grainy, smooth texture. It's sweet but not cloying! Brother Wang, could you make me another cup?"
Wang Teng grinned mischievously at Nezha: "Of course! Don't worry, Li...Zha, there's plenty of drink today! Don't worry, this drink will keep you alert after one cup, never tire after two, and grant you immortality after three! Yay!!!"
When Nezha finished his second cup, Lin Qiye stood up in surprise: "No, I need to see what you've made."
After saying that, Lin Qiye walked excitedly towards the kitchen.
A moment later, Lin Qiye, having solved the mystery, came out and pointed at Wang Teng, saying, "I thought you really knew how to cook, but it turns out you just made a few cups of lotus root starch. Old Wang, I misjudged you!"
Upon hearing this, Nezha's face instantly turned green: "No, cousin, what were you saying just now?"
"Hey Lao Wang, I misjudged you!"
"No, the previous sentence!!!"
"I just made a few cups of lotus root starch. No, Li Zha, is there a problem?"
"..."
At this moment, Nezha looked at the lotus root starch in the cup, unsure whether to drink it or not, and just stood there awkwardly.
Wang Teng, however, added fuel to the fire: "Hey, little Li Zha, why aren't you drinking anymore? Is it not to your liking?"
"..."
Yang Jin quickly added, "No, cousin-in-law, my classmate is full!"
"You're full? That's a shame. I was thinking of letting your classmate have a couple more drinks. Since you're full, then forget it."
Looking at Yang Jin and Nezha, a mischievous glint flashed in Wang Teng's eyes: "By the way, since you two aren't doing your homework, let's watch TV together?"
Lin Qiye, recalling Wang Teng's previous antics, quickly stopped him: "Ahem, Wang Teng, are you sure your TV shows are suitable for my cousin and his brother to watch?"
"Of course, trust me, you won't go wrong! Let me tell you, I went through a lot of trouble to find this film. You're in luck today!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng took out a USB drive and plugged it into the TV in Yang Jin's house.
"Ta-da! Monkey King, Monkey King, you're amazing! The Five Elements Mountain couldn't hold you down, and Sun Wukong popped out..."
Yang Jin and Nezha exchanged a glance, then stared intently at the video footage in front of them.
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"Emperors take turns ruling, and this year it's my turn. Just tell him to move out and hand over the Heavenly Palace to me; if he refuses, there will be endless chaos and peace!"
Looking at the monkey in front of them, Yang Jin and Nezha felt a pang of nostalgia in their eyes, then fixed their gazes on the television, waiting for the next episode.