jdhmnovel Chapter 140 Getting angry
Chapter 140 Getting angry
Since life is tough for everyone, let's have our pets perform for you today!
"Eek~" Peach stretched her head and burrowed into Lin Chunyi's arms, her nose twitching as she frantically inhaled the aroma of the roasted sweet potato in Lin Chunyi's hand, preventing her hand and mouth from meeting.
"Croak~" An'an and Kang Kang blocked Lin Lanshan's view, shaking their long necks to show her their longing eyes.
"Giggle~" But Tuantuan and Yuanyuan's heads weren't big enough, and their necks weren't long enough. Helpless, they had to perform laying an egg for them on the spot, hoping to get some food in return.
"..." The two of them were so disturbed by them that they were no longer able to eat normally.
"Peach, please move away, you're blocking my way." Lin Chunyi was already used to the antics of these drama queens. She stuffed the half-eaten sweet potato into its mouth and pushed it aside.
Then, calmly, he went over, picked up the still-warm eggs, and tossed them into his spatial storage.
Lin Lanshan grabbed the two long necks in front of her with one hand, pulled them aside, and said expressionlessly:
"Sister, if we had known they were so talented, why would we bother hunting? We could have tied them all up and performed in the county every day. People perform with monkeys, but we would perform with chickens, geese, and mules. How amazing would that be?"
Lin Chunyi laughed heartily, "What can they perform? Can they perform for people what it means to pass through a place like a locust swarm?"
They're all like this, I don't know what's wrong with them. They eat every day, but they're never full. Just like you~
Lin Lanshan felt her sister's unfriendly gaze and looked bewildered. "They're not getting enough to eat, why are you staring at me? It's not like I stole their food..."
Lin Chunyi shrugged. "You're mistaken. I'm looking at An'an and Kang Kang." The two geese were still trying to get closer to their younger sister, but were ruthlessly pushed away time and time again.
She waved to them and said, "Come on, come all over here! Hot roasted sweet potatoes, first come, first served!"
Peach and Reunion & Peaceful Health said: We are happy again!
Although they were reluctant, the two sisters still fed them quite a bit of roasted sweet potatoes. They kept feeding them until the animals felt they were choking and ran to the stream to drink water, at which point the sisters stopped feeding them.
And so, the two people and their five pets all ended up with their mouths stained black...
Lin Lanshan is a very determined person. If she says she wants to eat roasted sweet potatoes again tonight, then she absolutely has to!
So the two sisters had roasted sweet potatoes for dinner again.
Of course, the unsurprising result was that when I woke up the next morning,
"Cough." Lin Lanshan woke up feeling very unwell, nothing felt right.
Dizziness, weakness, dry mouth, sore throat, etc.
She took out her thermos from her spatial storage; it was empty. She remembered; she'd been thirsty last night and had drunk it all.
Lin Lanshan quickly asked for help: "Sister, sister, my throat, my throat, cough, I need water, I need water."
Lin Chunyi sat on the bed with her back to her, fiddling with something, and did not respond.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
She pounded the bed, trying to get her sister to hear her and turn around to check on her own condition...
"Sister? Water, water!" She felt like a stranded fish, about to die of thirst.
"Bang bang!!!"
"What are you doing!"
Lin Chunyi was lost in her thoughts when she was awakened by the frantic pounding on the bed behind her.
Then, looking annoyed, he turned around and said, "What are you yelling about? Can't you see I'm incredibly annoyed right now?"
"I," Lin Lanshan opened her mouth to say she wanted some water, but was so shocked by her sister's unusually different face that she forgot what she was going to say.
So bright... wait, what was she going to say?
"What are you doing? Hurry up and tell me!" Lin Chunyi was holding a small mirror, feeling extremely irritable. Being stared at by her younger sister on her face, which she didn't want to be seen, only made her more irritable.
"Water~" She paused for a moment before remembering.
"You're getting a sore throat too? Now we're both in the same boat." Lin Chunyi muttered to herself, took out a thermos from her spatial storage and gave it to her, then turned back to look in the mirror.
Lin Lanshan gulped down the entire glass of warm water in two gulps before she came back to life.
She said listlessly, "Sis, your pimples look really bad, are you also suffering from internal heat?"
The first time I'd ever seen it, her sister had a shiny pustule on the corner of her mouth, bigger than eye boogers. If it were black, she could be a matchmaker.
Lin Chunyi was extremely annoyed. She woke up early in the morning with a sore face. She instinctively touched it and felt a small bump.
When I looked in the mirror, I realized, damn, it was a huge pimple, and it even had pus inside.
She's famous! She's furious!
Having lived for twenty years without ever knowing what acne was, she finally experienced it for herself today.
And even though I don't want to see it at all, I can't help but keep looking at myself in the mirror.
He would occasionally twitch the corner of his mouth, touch it with his hand, or try to push it in.
Ugh, this is so uncomfortable! I really want to push this pimple away! It's so annoying, it's triggering my OCD!
Lin Chunyi took a deep breath, exhaled forcefully, and repeated this several times before replying:
"Even getting a sore throat can cause different symptoms, it's really too much. I'd rather have a dry mouth than have this thing, it's so uncomfortable!"
While speaking, the character moved his mouth uncomfortably, and tried hard to resist the urge to touch his hand again.
Lin Lanshan was confused. "I only ate a few roasted sweet potatoes, why am I getting a sore throat?"
"How should I know? I clearly didn't eat many."
The two sisters had no recollection of anything from the first time they used the oven until last night:
Potatoes, eggs, corn, roast chicken, sweet potatoes, and some random snacks in between...
For the past few days, they have been eating grilled food and have hardly used any pots or pans.
The only symptoms of internal heat they experienced were a sore throat and acne, which meant they were lucky.
Regardless, the two sisters at least knew that their condition was caused by internal heat. So, they reluctantly decided to start a light diet to help their bodies recover.
The two sisters moved swiftly, heading straight to the cellar after getting up. They found dried honeysuckle and houttuynia cordata, which they would use to make tea in rotation. It was said to clear heat and reduce swelling.
They thought, "A bland diet just means plain rice porridge with pickled vegetables, right? Then from now on, we'll give up meat and eat vegetarian!"
Unfortunately, Lin Lanshan couldn't resist after only one day of eating it.
She finished the last mouthful of porridge in her bowl, slammed her chopsticks on the table, stood up, and said irritably, "It's just pickled vegetables every meal. This is too austere."
If I keep eating like this, I'll starve to death. When Wang Baochuan comes, she'll have to call me "elder sister!"
It's been a whole day! She hasn't eaten any meat all day!
Lin Chunyi said speechlessly, "Come on, Wang Baochuan suffered from being love-struck. What did you suffer from? You suffered from suffering from too much!"
Just bear with it for a couple of days, have you forgotten we still have to go down the mountain? Think about how I can go out with these pimples, and then think about how you can speak with that voice...
The two were supposed to go down the mountain to teach their disciples today, but Lin Chunyi felt ashamed because she had a pimple on her face and refused to go out.
Lin Lanshan also felt that her voice was hoarse, and she lacked the power to yell at people...
So the two decided not to go. They'd go whenever things were better!
Frustrated, Lin Lanshan picked up her chopsticks again, went to get another bowl of white porridge, and sat down.
Then he picked up a few pieces of pickled vegetables and slurped down the white porridge.
"..." She asked, "What's wrong with my sister who drank two bowls of porridge? Is she hungry?"