Chapter 64 Round Peach Blossoms
Chapter 64 Round Peach Blossoms
Lin Lanshan leaned closer and said:
"We were passing by the entrance when we saw several beautiful women and handsome men standing there, soliciting customers..."
Yang Huiyun was greatly surprised:
"There are men too? They're soliciting customers too? Then, then who are they...?"
Yang Huiyun wanted to ask them whether they served men or women, but then she remembered that the two girls were not yet married.
Lin Lanshan didn't think that much about it and continued:
"The man was called a 'male prostitute,' and we saw a young woman in her early twenties go inside with a male prostitute in her arms."
The man was wearing a thin, light blue gauze robe—oh my! His body was all white. His chest, waist, legs…it was impossible to cover them up!
As Yang Huiyun listened, she could picture it in her mind, and her face turned slightly red. "Rich people can still have such a good time, and women can also visit brothels?"
Lin Chunyi said from the side:
"Absolutely! We really learned something new. We were so embarrassed when we saw it."
The madam even tried to entice us to go inside and spend money! She said there was delicious food and fun games inside.
"Pfft, hahaha, that madam is really something. And then, how did you refuse?"
Lin Lanshan recalled her sister's appearance back then and couldn't help but chuckle:
"Don't even mention it. After the madam finished speaking, several scantily clad male prostitutes next to her started posing and flirting with us."
My sister was so scared that she yanked on the reins, and the mule galloped away in a flash, hahaha…”
Yang Huiyun slapped her thigh, overjoyed.
Lin Chunyi blushed with embarrassment, "Lin Lanshan, I am indeed not as good as you!"
I wonder who was chanting sutras with their eyes closed back then, "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form..."
The two were constantly undermining each other, and Yang Huiyun was laughing so hard she almost cried.
She asked curiously, "Are those male prostitutes good-looking?"
Speaking of this, Lin Lanshan got even more excited, "Sister-in-law, let me tell you, every single one of them is as beautiful as a flower!"
Delicate and graceful, aloof and elegant, wild and unrestrained... all styles are available!
"Knock knock knock," "Squeak...!"
Aunt Zhang walked in. "What are you all chatting about in there? You're all laughing so happily."
Yang Huiyun was laughing so hard she could hardly breathe when her mother-in-law pushed the door open and came in, giving her a big fright.
She almost choked on her breath, coughed a few times, and quickly stood up. "Mother."
The two sisters also called out, "Auntie."
Aunt Zhang noticed the three of them looked guilty and wondered what they were whispering about.
"Alright, Xiaoyun, what time is it? Let them rest. Xiaoman is also fussing for her mother."
Upon hearing that it was her son crying, Yang Huiyun said, "Xiaoyi, Lanshan, I'll head back now. You two get some rest, we'll talk again tomorrow." She winked at them and left.
Aunt Zhang whispered to the two sisters:
"Go wash up and go to bed early. You two will have to help teach Zhengmin tomorrow."
My eldest son practices the moves his Uncle Jiancheng taught him whenever he has free time.
I've almost mastered it, but he... sigh, I don't know what's wrong with him. You'll have to take care of him." She finished speaking and sighed as she walked out.
Lin Chunyi saw Aunt Zhang off and comforted her:
“Aunt Zhang, Brother Zhengmin likes to learn martial arts, so we can help him out. We're all family, it's nothing.”
My sister and I come whenever we have free time, as long as Jung-min is willing to learn.
The martial arts skills left by the Lin family ancestors were not some secret manuals.
There's nothing wrong with teaching those who genuinely want to learn and are truly willing to learn.
Aunt Zhang gently patted her hand and went out.
Lin Chunyi closed the door. "Lanshan, I feel like we've forgotten something."
"Huh? Really? Let me think..."
Lin Lanshan thought for a moment and answered seriously:
"No, we've bought everything we needed to buy and given all the gifts we needed to give."
"Okay, let's pack up and go to sleep."
……
Just a short while later, Uncle Lin called for Aunt Zhang from outside.
"Wenfang, come out quickly! Why are there two extra chickens and two extra geese in the house?"
"Could you check if this is someone's plane that flew over here? I'd like to return it to them."
The two sisters immediately sat up in bed, looked at each other, and were both a little embarrassed.
Lin Chunyi thought to herself, no wonder she always felt like she had forgotten something.
The two sisters quickly put on their coats and ran outside, with Lin Lanshan calling out as she ran.
"Uncle Lin, don't see me off! That's my family's property!"
Reunion and well-being:
What should you do if two owners are inhumane, abandoning and abusing their pets...? Should you give up on them?
I'll just get really angry and teach them a lesson.
Peach, who was also forgotten but was noticeably large and had been fed hay and water by Aunt Zhang, said:
It doesn't matter, I'm a big guy anyway.
Even if both owners are blind, there will always be someone with good eyesight who can see me and give me food.
After reunion and peace were "settled," they remembered to find Uncle Lin and pay the taxes as well.
Now that they felt at ease, the two sisters went to sleep peacefully.
The next day, it was not yet dawn.
"Oh oh oh..."
Uncle Lin's rooster crowed earlier than usual, and its crow was louder than usual.
It woke up to find two young "beauties" suddenly appearing next door.
Especially that one with pure white feathers, what else could it be but a "fairy"!
Spring may have passed, but summer isn't too late. And love is here!
So it crowed wildly to express its affection...
Last night, Tuantuan and Yuanyuan were put into the hen's pen.
I hadn't been asleep for long when I was woken up by the sound of crowing.
As soon as Yuanyuan opened her eyes, she saw a rooster with brightly colored feathers crowing at her.
Fairy, fairy, look at me! Do you think I'm pretty?
Seeing that there was nothing for it to do, Tuantuan went back to its nestled position and continued sleeping...
Yuanyuan: You damn rooster, you're blinding me! What are you yelling about so early in the morning?
An old hen eating tender grass? I think you're a stupid fool who's hanging yourself. You deserve to die!
It was furious, cursing and swearing. It flapped its wings and was about to fly into the rooster's coop, intending to peck it all over the head.
The rooster became even more excited and crowed loudly:
Fairy, fairy, you're in such a hurry, you must like me. Fairy, wait for me, let me come and get you...
The rooster flapped its brightly colored wings, trying to fly over the high fence and into the hen coop.
A special "two-way journey" unfolded before Lin Zhengmin as he returned from his morning exercise.
His serious thought process took him a while to process.
"Mom, it seems like our rooster and Xiaoyi's hen have taken a liking to each other!"
Lin Chunyi and Lin Lanshan had long been half asleep due to the crowing outside.
Upon hearing this, the two sat bolt upright in shock, instantly becoming fully alert.
What's going on? Tuantuan and Yuanyuan are getting married to a chicken? They weren't prepared for this!
Which foolish rooster seduced their little hens in just one night!
The two quickly got dressed and went out.
Then I saw Yuanyuan flapping its wings and stretching its neck desperately, trying to fly over and peck at the rooster.
The two sisters: ...
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