I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 639 The ghost in the mourning hall

Chapter 639 Ghost Stories from the Funeral Hall

The Governor-General's Office of Fujian.

That evening, Wang Wenzhou stood in the mourning hall, holding one baby in each arm. Looking at Li Mei's memorial tablet, he whispered, "Sister-in-law, you're such a silly girl! A girl in the army? To be your sister's soldier? You really think the female soldiers under my command are for fighting? You big idiot! These female soldiers are all for sleeping with. Go ask any of the officers under my command, which one hasn't slept with a female soldier?"

"Hmph!" Chen Yuanyuan snorted coldly, feeling a pang of regret. Her nemesis rarely told the truth, but when he did, it was truly unpleasant to hear. She even felt that she would rather hear her nemesis lie than hear him tell the truth.

"Come on, have a drink to cheer yourself up." Wang Wenzhou patted Chen Yuanyuan on the shoulder.

Chen Yuanyuan quickly grabbed a bottle of wine, took a sip, and fed it to Wang Wenzhou.

"Sigh..." Wang Wenzhou sighed and asked helplessly, "Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, should I have someone tell my fortune and see if I'm destined to bring misfortune to my wife? Why are all my babies dying one by one?"

"Pah! Pah! Pah!" Chen Yuanyuan glared at Wang Wenzhou and said plaintively, "What nonsense are you spouting? Do you want me to die?"

"How could that be?" Wang Wenzhou hugged Chen Yuanyuan and kissed her, then said with a wry smile, "If I really had a curse on my wives, I would divorce you both."

"Oh my! You really have the heart to do this?" Chen Yuanyuan baby didn't believe it at all; this lecherous bastard was willing to divorce his wife.

“My babies! Although I’m reluctant, what’s a little grievance if it’s so that you can live well? Besides, take you for example. Even if I divorce you and marry you off to Zhang Xiaohua, we’ll still be a family! We can still sleep together!” Wang Wenzhou said in a serious tone, spouting nonsense.

"Sigh..." Chen Yuanyuan sighed. Actually, this guy is really sentimental. In the past few days, he has sent a large number of troops to search for Li Mei and Zheng Chenggong around the Penghu Islands day and night, but he has not found any clues.

Five days have passed, and Wang Wenzhou feels that his baby Li Mei is probably dead. So Wang Wenzhou made a memorial tablet for Li Mei and will make a cenotaph for her after the funeral in a few days.

Wang Wenzhou, holding his two babies, drank some wine for a while, and suddenly said, "Come on, babies, hurry up and take off your clothes!"

"Huh?" Chen Yuanyuan frowned, asking with a wry smile, "Wang Wenzhou, what are you trying to do?"

"Yes, yes!" Wang Wenzhou nodded and said seriously, "Let's do it!"

The character "干" in Wang Wenzhou's name is pronounced in the fourth tone and is also a verb.

Daenerys was very obedient. She quickly took off her clothes and looked at Wang Wenzhou in a sweet and coquettish manner.

Chen Yuanyuan refused to listen and cursed, "You barbarian bitch, have you no shame? Put your clothes on right now!"

Daenerys looked at Wang Wenzhou with a wronged expression. She was smart enough to know that she couldn't afford to offend Chen Yuanyuan, because in Wang Wenzhou's heart, she didn't hold a higher position than this little bitch.

Wang Wenzhou said irritably, "Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, you're being disobedient again!"

"Husband, stop this nonsense!" Chen Yuanyuan said plaintively, "Respect for the dead is paramount. How could you do such a thing in the mourning hall, in front of Li Mei's memorial tablet? If Li Mei knew this in the afterlife, she would be angry!"

"Waaah..." Wang Wenzhou suddenly squatted down on the ground, burying his face in his hands and sobbing, "Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, both of my Li Mei babies are dead! What a wonderful sister-in-law, she died so young! Just think about it, she was so young, she hadn't even had enough fun yet, and she's already dead, how unfair!"

“My sister-in-law loved sleeping with us when she was alive. Now that she’s gone, we can never sleep together again. As her widows, we should fulfill her unfulfilled wish and sleep with her one more time!” Wang Wenzhou said earnestly.

Chen Yuanyuan was both amused and exasperated. Her husband had gotten drunk again. She said helplessly, "Husband, stop fooling around. If you want to sleep, let's go back to our room."

“Yamete! I’m going to sleep here! Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, I never thought you could be so heartless. Before my sister-in-law died, there were traces of our love everywhere, under the banyan tree by the pond, in the woods by the path…” Wang Wenzhou wiped away his tears and kept talking.

"Sigh..." Chen Yuanyuan sighed, truly at a loss with her nemesis. She knew that if she didn't agree, he could cry here all day. Oh well, no one else would know anyway, so she might as well sleep with him. Chen Yuanyuan reluctantly took off her clothes.

Wang Wenzhou smiled slightly and quickly got up.

Liu Li arrived at the entrance of the mourning hall. Just as she was about to push the door open, she heard some indescribable sounds coming from inside. Liu Li shook her head with a wry smile. What a ridiculous situation!

"Knock knock knock..." Liu Li knocked on the door.

Wang Wenzhou asked irritably, "Who is it? What's the matter?"

Liu Li said, "Sir, I have good news for you. We just received a letter, which seems to be written by Sister Li Mei."

"Ah!" Chen Yuanyuan screamed, turned around and gave Wang Wenzhou a resentful look, pushed Wang Wenzhou away, and quickly knelt down in front of Li Mei's memorial tablet, kowtowing and saying, "Sister Li Mei, I'm sorry! I didn't want this! You saw it yourself, my nemesis was drunk, and I couldn't persuade him!"

Chen Yuanyuan turned pale with fright. "You wretched thing! You're just being ridiculous! Even if Li Mei knew this in the afterlife, she wouldn't be able to stand it!"

Wang Wenzhou didn't believe in ghosts. He quickly said, "Baby, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and let me see the letter."

"Hmm!" Liu Li pushed open the door and entered the room. Seeing the scene inside, she quickly closed the door. This rascal is really something else.

Wang Wenzhou took the letter and saw that it was indeed Li Meibao's handwriting.

In the letter, Li Meibao explained that she and Zheng Chenggong were still alive and recovering from their injuries in Taiwan. She would soon accompany the Dutch Governor-General of Taiwan, Van der Burgh, to Fujian to discuss peace talks with Wang Wenzhou.

Although Li Meibao didn't say it explicitly in her letter, her words carried a blatant threat. Van der Burgh meant that if the peace talks succeeded, Li Meibao would safely return to Wang Wenzhou's side; if they failed, Wang Wenzhou would never see Li Meibao again.

"You son of a bitch! How dare you threaten me!" Wang Wenzhou immediately cursed.

"Li Mei, don't be angry! You've had too much to drink!" Chen Yuanyuan turned around and glared at Wang Wenzhou, saying irritably, "You! Respect for the dead! How dare you talk to Li Mei like that? How could Li Mei threaten you? It's all because you're being unreasonable!"

"Pfft..." Wang Wenzhou was completely dumbfounded and asked inexplicably, "Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, what do you mean?"

"Hmph!" Chen Yuanyuan said irritably, "If you don't act up, will Li Mei, who is in the afterlife, write to you and scold you?"

"Haha!" Wang Wenzhou laughed a few times, picked up Chen Yuanyuan, held her in his arms, and said with a smile, "My silly Yuanyuan, you're so superstitious! What ghosts and gods are there? My sister-in-law didn't die; she was saved by the Dutch. The Dutch are using her to blackmail me, wanting to negotiate peace with the Ming Dynasty."