jdhmnovel Chapter 538 Beauty is a disaster
Chapter 538 Beauty is a disaster
Chapter 538 Beauty is a Curse
Hearing the pitiful cries outside, Empress Zhou couldn't bear it. She advised, "Boxin, let it go. Even if he's wrong, he did manage to wake you up by some twist of fate."
"Pat pat!" Wang Wenzhou patted the bed and said with a smile, "Sister-in-law, please sit down and listen to what your little brother has to say."
Empress Zhou assumed that Wang Wenzhou wanted to discuss serious matters with her, since his wives and concubines were leading an army of 30 men on their way to the capital under the pretext of "purging the court of corrupt officials." This was a matter of national importance and could not be delayed. Empress Zhou quickly sat down on the edge of the bed.
Wang Wenzhou grabbed Empress Zhou's hand. Empress Zhou tried to break free, but Wang Wenzhou was too forceful. After thinking for a moment, Empress Zhou decided that she was also doing her duty to the country, so she would let this scoundrel hold her hand.
Wang Wenzhou said seriously, "Every industry that exists in this world has its value. For example, being a con artist is a profession that allows people to make money based on their skills."
Empress Zhou rolled her eyes at Wang Wenzhou. "You bastard! All you know is this twisted logic and heresy. Can't you talk about serious matters?"
Wang Wenzhou continued, "But every industry has its bad apples. For example, how can a teacher sleep with a female student? If a teacher sleeps with a female student, it's like an old cow eating young grass, which is too much! Among us swindlers, there are also bad apples. These bastards have broken our rules as swindlers and ruined our reputation. They are truly despicable!"
"Pfft..." Empress Zhou was completely stunned. Bo Xin! Can you be serious for once? What do you mean you're liars? You are a dignified Duke of the Great Ming Dynasty, and you even come from the Xinjian Earl's Mansion. If you are a liar, then the entire Great Ming Dynasty is a liar.
Wang Wenzhou said irritably, "Among us swindlers, there is a type of person who is the most hateful: those swindler doctors who sell fake medicine and practice medicine illegally. We swindlers with professional ethics are only after small amounts of money; we only care about money and not our lives. But these swindler doctors not only care about money, they also care about lives."
"Hmm?" Empress Zhou frowned. What Wang Wenzhou said did make some sense.
Wang Wenzhou continued, "If a patient is diagnosed with an incurable disease, under normal circumstances, he certainly doesn't want to die. These swindlers claim to cure all diseases, whether it's high blood pressure, high blood sugar, cancer, or AIDS—basically any disease, they claim they can cure it. And these fake drugs are sold at exorbitant prices."
“Sister-in-law, think about it. When patients face the threat of death, they can only desperately seek any treatment. They believe these swindlers, buy fake medicine, and end up not only losing their money but also their lives. Don’t you think these swindlers deserve to die?” Wang Wenzhou asked.
“Indeed despicable!” Empress Zhou nodded.
“Patients with terminal illnesses are somewhat better off, since they have terminal illnesses and will die sooner or later. But some people with minor illnesses or ailments are deceived by these swindlers, take their fake medicine, and their minor illnesses turn into major illnesses, eventually leading to their deaths from taking fake medicine. We must not let these swindlers off lightly!” Wang Wenzhou said seriously.
Hearing the pitiful cries outside, Empress Zhou thought to herself, "You certainly didn't let him off easily."
Wang Wenzhou continued, "There is another serious problem: when there are many fraudulent doctors, it will create a situation where people who have been deceived by these fraudulent doctors may no longer believe in doctors. Ultimately, this will lead to traditional Chinese medicine being regarded as witchcraft!"
Wang Wenzhou said with deep emotion, "Traditional Chinese medicine is a divine art that our great Celestial Empire learned in ancient times from the teachings of extraterrestrial advanced civilizations! Although meridians and acupoints sound like something out of a martial arts novel, and modern technology cannot disprove them, who can be sure that they are ineffective?"
Empress Zhou frowned. "Bo Xin didn't drink today, so why is he talking nonsense? What kind of rubbish is this?"
Wang Wenzhou continued, "Sister-in-law, can you imagine? One day, we Chinese people will be so afraid of being deceived by these swindlers that we will no longer believe in Traditional Chinese Medicine and will eventually abandon Chinese medicine. But countries like Japan and South Korea not only study Traditional Chinese Medicine, but they have also patented the Chinese herbal prescriptions that have been passed down for thousands of years. If Bian Que and Hua Tuo knew this, wouldn't they be so angry that they would crawl out of their coffins and curse their unworthy descendants?"
Empress Zhou raised her hand and touched Wang Wenzhou's forehead. He didn't have a fever, so why was he talking nonsense?
"Gurgle..." Wang Wenzhou's stomach growled at that moment.
Wang Wenzhou smiled slightly and said, "Sister-in-law, I'm hungry."
"Very well! I'll have someone prepare dinner right away." Empress Zhou quickly got up and ordered people to prepare the food.
In no time, the food was ready.
Wang Wenzhou looked at Empress Zhou with deep affection and said coquettishly, "Sister-in-law, you know your little brother well. He has to eat from my mouth, otherwise he can't eat!"
"Sigh..." Empress Zhou sighed, truly at a loss with this madman, Wang Wenzhou. Fine, I must have owed you in my past life! And I owe the Emperor even more!
Empress Zhou harbored some resentment towards Zhu Youjian. Everyone knew that Wang Wenzhou was a lecherous man who especially liked to sleep with other men's wives. How could you, Zhu Youjian, not know that you had such a good relationship with Wang Wenzhou? And you even sent me here to take care of Wang Wenzhou. What exactly do you mean by this?
Empress Zhou ate a bite of food and fed it to Wang Wenzhou.
Wang Wenzhou kissed her, and his hands began to wander, reaching directly to Empress Zhou's body.
"Slap!" Empress Zhou slapped Wang Wenzhou's hand and scolded him gently, "Eat your food properly, don't touch me like that!"
"Sister-in-law!" Wang Wenzhou buried his face in Empress Zhou's arms and began to sob, "I miss my baby so much! My baby is so good, he not only feeds me happily, but also lets me touch him!"
Empress Zhou said, both amused and exasperated, "Boxin, I'm begging you! You keep calling me 'sister-in-law,' can't you at least show me some respect?"
Wang Wenzhou pursed his lips and said jokingly, "Sister-in-law, why do you think there's a saying 'beautiful women bring disaster'?"
Empress Zhou frowned and asked in an annoyed tone, "Why?"
Wang Wenzhou smiled slightly and said, "It's very simple, it's determined by genes. Just like monkeys in a troop, the alpha male can sleep with all the female monkeys, and that's why all the male monkeys want to be the alpha male."
Wang Wenzhou continued, "We humans are the same. If a girl is as beautiful as you, sister-in-law, all the men would want to sleep with her! Just think, if you don't sleep with me today, what will happen to me? I'll die of grief and despair. If my babies find out that I died unjustly in prison, they will surely turn their grief and anger into strength to avenge me. When that happens, how many innocent people will die in the war?"
Wang Wenzhou looked at Empress Zhou and said in a serious tone, "Afterwards, when the people learn of this, they will definitely blame you. It's just letting me sleep with them, what's the big deal? Aren't women born to be slept with by men? It doesn't matter who sleeps with them, how open-minded are the girls in brothels? They will then call you a femme fatale. If the Ming Dynasty falls because of this, you will be like Bao Si, cursed as a femme fatale for thousands of years!"
Upon hearing this, Empress Zhou's face changed drastically. "Wang Wenzhou, you bastard! You're the real slut from the brothel! You're using this to blackmail me just to sleep with me! It's utterly despicable!"