jdhmnovel Chapter 514 The Emperor is Too Angry!
Chapter 514 The Emperor is Too Angry!
When the group arrived at the medical school, Zhu Laowu and Yang Qing were in a room looking at a short, stocky man.
Emperor Zhu entered the room, first glancing at Yang Qing and Zhu Laowu, then turning his gaze to the short, stocky man.
"You sent word that you have good news. What good news is it?"
Zhu Laowu pointed to the short man and replied, "This short man had acute enteritis, but he's recovered now."
As Zhu Laowu finished speaking, Emperor Zhu's eyes widened immediately.
Can acute intestinal abscess be cured?
can.
Rhubarb and Peony Decoction can treat intestinal abscess.
However, Da Huang Mu Dan Tang not only contains a large amount of rhubarb and Glauber's salt, so extra care should be taken when taking it, but more importantly, Da Huang Mu Dan Tang cannot always guarantee that it will cure a person.
Now Zhu Laowu says that the shorty has acute enteritis but is still alive. Could it be that he has found a more reliable method than Da Huang Mu Dan Tang?
While pondering to himself, Emperor Zhu asked, "How was it cured?"
Zhu Laowu said, "First, give him some aconite powder. Oh, aconite powder is a kind of anesthetic that I came up with based on warm wine and sleeping powder. After giving it to someone, they will become unconscious and unaware of pain."
"After he faints, use a knife to cut open his stomach, cut off the damaged section of his intestines, wrap it with catgut, and then sew up his stomach."
Emperor Zhu stared blankly at the short, stocky man and asked, "If you cut open his belly and removed his intestines, would he still be alive?"
Zhu Laowu nodded vigorously: "He's still alive, and he's not the first short, ugly guy to survive with a section of his intestines cut off."
"And it's not just appendicitis."
"Even carbuncles can be treated using the same method."
"The only problem is that you have to spray strong liquor in the room before you can start the treatment."
"Otherwise, the wound will easily become infected and it's better not to treat it at all."
"..."
Zhu Laowu kept talking, and Emperor Zhu felt his head buzzing.
The main problem is that while you can understand every single word and sentence that Lao Wu says, when they're put together, they can leave you completely bewildered.
Can appendicitis be cured?
Can carbuncles be cured?
Can someone survive having a section of their intestines cut off?
Need some spirits?
The more Emperor Zhu thought about it, the more confused he became. Finally, he couldn't help but turn to Empress Ma and ask, "Sister, Fifth Prince just said that he can cure intestinal abscesses and carbuncles, right?"
Empress Ma smiled and nodded, her gaze towards Zhu Laowu filled with an undisguised pride.
But when she looked at Zhu Lao Er, Zhu Lao San, and Zhu Lao Si next to her, Empress Ma couldn't help but feel a wave of disgust.
Biao'er is the crown prince, and he is known for his virtue.
Su'er learned medicine from Yang Qing and can now treat intestinal abscesses and carbuncles on the back. She has also developed a certain herbal powder. She will surely become a famous doctor in the future.
On the contrary, the second, third, and fourth children make their mother worry about them every day.
Just as Emperor Zhu and Empress Ma were pondering this, Yang Qing, who had been standing to the side, suddenly spoke up: "Your Majesty, I have an important matter to report."
Emperor Zhu composed himself and nodded, saying, "Physician Yang, please speak freely."
Seeing the Emperor Zhu's barely suppressed smirk, Yang Qing first sneered inwardly, then cupped his hands and bowed, saying, "Your Majesty, the Fifth Prince was able to develop the aconite powder, as well as methods for removing intestinal abscesses and treating carbuncles, all thanks to those short, ugly men."
"However, the number of short and ugly people in Dengzhou Prefecture is ultimately limited."
"Due to this restriction, many of the Fifth Prince's ideas could not be verified."
"Therefore, I would like to request Your Majesty to have some more short and stocky men brought over."
After a slight pause, Yang Qing added, "Or we could get some people from Yici Leye."
The smile on Emperor Zhu's face vanished instantly.
What the hell is this?
Is it like the debtor voluntarily coming to the creditor's door?
The thought of how he had promised Yang Qing and that scoundrel that he would send them a batch of short, ugly men, and how he hadn't been able to deliver them even after a month or two, made Emperor Zhu suddenly feel that his fifth son's research results weren't so appealing anymore.
Xia Yu is such a good-for-nothing!
Emperor Zhu's expression shifted between light and dark, prompting Yang Shaofeng to quickly add, "Imperial Physician Yang, His Majesty had already promised to send a batch of short, stocky men. The reason they haven't arrived yet is likely due to delays on the way. Please be patient and wait for a while."
After finishing the job, Yang Shaofeng grinned and said to Emperor Zhu, "Don't worry, Father-in-law, there are still some short and ugly people in Dengzhou Prefecture. As long as we use them sparingly, they should be enough to cause trouble for the medical school in a short time."
Emperor Zhu snorted coldly, but ignored the sarcastic bastard.
"Tell us, is this method of cutting open the abdomen and removing the intestines to treat intestinal abscess easy or difficult to learn?"
"Besides the two of you, how many other people at Dengzhou Medical College know this method?"
Emperor Zhu looked at Zhu Laowu and Yang Qing and asked directly, focusing on the key point: "If, and I mean if, aconite powder can make people unconscious without feeling pain, and can also bring someone back to life after cutting open their abdomen, then wouldn't many diseases that were originally incurable be treatable in this way in the future?"
After considering for a moment, Yang Qing cupped his hands and replied, "Your Majesty, this method of cutting open the abdomen and removing the intestinal abscess is easy to learn. Medical students can learn it after watching it a few times."
"Even if someone is a little slow, they can learn it after practicing a few more times."
"As for those other incurable diseases..."
As Yang Qing considered the matter carefully, he slowly said, "In my opinion, there are indeed many illnesses that can be treated with this method."
"As long as the dosage of Aconitum carmichaelii powder is well controlled, it can make people unconscious without feeling pain. Some procedures that require the removal of lesions or suturing can be used with confidence without worrying that the patient will die in pain."
"The only problem is..."
Emperor Zhu's face darkened further, and he coldly snorted, "Is there not enough shorty to practice on?"
Yang Qing chuckled and stroked his beard as he replied, "Your Majesty is wise."
Emperor Zhu snorted again, but Yang Qing brought over something else and placed it in front of Emperor Zhu: "Your Majesty, please take a look."
"This is also a good thing that the Fifth Prince made."
As Yang Qing spoke, he took a piece of glass, dripped a drop of water onto it, and then bowed to Emperor Zhu, saying, "Your Majesty may place your eyes here."
"Look, aren't there many tiny, living insect-like things in this drop of water?"
After observing the insects according to Yang Qing's method, Emperor Zhu looked up in shock: "What are these little insects? Is the diarrhea from drinking raw water related to these insects?"
Before Yang Qing could answer, Zhu Laowu interjected, "There are no live insects in the boiled water, so there must be some connection between diarrhea and those live insects."
Emperor Zhu gave an "oh" and then turned his gaze to Yang Shaofeng: "No wonder you kept emphasizing drinking cold boiled water, so that must be the reason?"
Yang Shaofeng was staring blankly at Zhu Laowu at the moment, and only responded absentmindedly when he heard this.
No, Zhu Laowu, aren't you going a bit too far?
If you're going to perform surgery, just do it properly. Isn't it a bit unreasonable to be using a microscope?
Is your next step to researching scopes and magnification?
Next, are you going to study the microscopic world and then expand it into lower dimensions?
……
Emperor Zhu eventually left the medical school in a huff and went to the Dengzhou border market instead.
The emperor is so infuriating!
motherfucker.
That bastard is deliberately trying to make things difficult for his father-in-law.
The imperial physician Yang Qing, who was originally quite good, also went astray under the influence of a certain scoundrel, and would often make sarcastic remarks.
But even we, the emperor, dare not do anything to him.
After all, no one can guarantee they won't get sick.
Fortunately, there was still the border market.
We can't bring ourselves to punish that scoundrel, and we don't dare offend the imperial physician either, so let's vent our anger at the border market!