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Chapter 295 Beibei is a boy



Chapter 295 Beibei is a boy

It's not that Liu Xu was slow to react; it's just that Bao Beibei's face is too beautiful.

He also wore makeup, jewelry, and women's clothing.

This is a military camp. After three years of military service, even a sow can rival Diao Chan in beauty. They were almost dazzled by beauties like Bao Beibei.

Someone that beautiful would never be associated with a man.

Seeing that Liu Xu couldn't react, Jiang Xinyu sighed, "To tell you the truth, Bei Bei is a boy."

A real, complete man.

I know it's hard to believe, after all, his face and figure are quite deceptive.

If you don't believe me, wait until you two are alone and then touch his chest.

Never mind, I guess you'd be too embarrassed.

Although we are cousins, we are related by marriage, but I don't treat you like an outsider.

Few people know Beibei's true identity. I wouldn't have revealed it to you if he hadn't taken a liking to you.

He was formerly a prince of the Nanzhao Kingdom, but later became a monk. However, he wanted to be a girl, so he faked his death to escape.

If you don't mind the scar on his head and the gun he carries, then you two can talk. As for all your worries, none of them are problems.

If he knew you had experience in the entertainment industry, he would cherish you even more and would never look down on you in the slightest.

I can vouch for that with my integrity.

Liu Xu considered countless possibilities but never expected this reason. Staring blankly at Jiang Xinyu, she murmured...

"Are you serious? Beibei... Beibei is a boy?"

Jiang Xinyu covered her face, "Not only is he a man, but he's also a monk, and his hair has only grown 3 inches so far."

With his looks, he should be quite popular in the gay community, but he refuses to wear men's clothing.

Psychologically, he sees himself as a girl, so it might be difficult for him to be on top.

Physiologically, I don't know if he can accept me.

Liu Xu was completely dazed, her mind endlessly repeating the phrase "Bei Bei is a man, Bei Bei is a man."

Jiang Xinyu waved her hand in front of him, "Whether you two can make it happen is up to you. If you can accept his body, nothing else matters."

Life is short, only a few decades. Just don't leave yourself with regrets.

"Think it over carefully. Whether you accept it or not is entirely up to you. I'm going to pick out some jewelry with Beibei."

After Jiang Xinyu finished speaking, she left the courtyard, leaving Liu Xu sitting in front of the stone table in a daze.

After the army arrived at the border, Xiaodouzi was the first to recognize Liuxu, but out of caution, he did not tell Liuxu that the governor who came was an imposter.

Xiao Yuan handled Liu Xu's change of household registration and enlistment in the army. Now that Liu Xu has come to the border, he should come over and greet him, both out of courtesy and reason.

What Liu Xu didn't expect was that Xiao Yuan was very cold to him. When he asked about Jiang Xinyu's recent situation, he only received a "not bad" reply.

He's not an unreasonable person.

Xiao Yuan is now the Marquis of Zhenguo, second only to the emperor. Someone as insignificant as him is indeed not worthy of being even given a second glance.

Having made up her mind, Liu Xu exchanged a few pleasantries and then withdrew, deciding not to bother them again.

Even after arriving outside the courtyard, he couldn't help but mutter to himself that he felt this Supervisor Xiao was different from before.

There's something strange about it that I can't quite put my finger on.

Just then, Liu Xu bumped into Bao Beibei while visiting Xiao Yuan. The lecherous girl saw that he was handsome and asked Xiao Douzi what he was doing there.

Both of them were friends with their master's wife, so naturally, Xiaodouzi spoke the truth.

The story of Liu Xu is omitted, and he is only referred to as Wang Huan, the godson of his wife's aunt.

Now a fifth-rank military officer, he knew the commander was coming to the front lines and came over to say hello.

When Baby heard that it was her best friend's cheap cousin, she immediately became interested.

In the subsequent battles, Liu Xu charged ahead bravely, and Bao Beibei grew to like her more and more. Taking advantage of Jiang Xinyu's good friend status, she struck up a conversation with Liu Xu.

A beauty like Bao Beibei naturally attracts unwanted attention in the military.

In other words, her feat of kicking someone dozens of meters away and killing them was so terrifying that no one dared to mess with her.

Amidst the glares of a pack of hungry wolves, Liu Xu's shy, evasive, respectful, and polite demeanor stood out all the more.

Bao Beibei enjoyed teasing him more and more, and before long, he actually started to want to find a boyfriend.

Isn't dating all about starting with looks and staying together based on character?

She was immediately drawn to his looks, and as for his character, Xiaoyudian had already verified it, so it was definitely reliable.

As for marriage, she hasn't thought that far ahead yet, and she's not considering whether the other person can accept homosexuality for the time being.

According to scientists, 99% of men believe they are heterosexual until they meet someone of the same sex they like.

Having read thousands of BL novels, she was quite familiar with the process of breaking up a straight man.

Things that can't be accomplished by simply stating conditions become much easier to get done once emotions are involved.

For example, when you go on a blind date, height, weight, salary, and assets are all hard indicators.

If there's even one thing you're not satisfied with, the blind date might not last, and there'll be no point in even talking.

But if you fall in love and develop feelings for each other, and then find out he's been wearing height-increasing shoe insoles, would you break up with him?

Of course, some couples will break up.

However, most people will relax their requirements after developing feelings for the person.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xinyu arrived so quickly, and even more unexpectedly, Wang Huan was so difficult to win over.

The strategy of slowly boiling the frog is probably not going to work. When Jiang Xinyu came back, Baby quickly waved to her and asked her what Wang Huan's reaction was.

Jiang Xinyu shrugged, "His values ​​have collapsed during the post-disaster reconstruction, and I don't know if he can accept it."

Why don't you go back and take a look?

Anyway, when I left, he was sitting in your yard, staring blankly, like he was missing a screw.

But let me make this clear first, we don't do things by force.

My cousin used to have a really tough life, like drinking Americano with bitter melon and licorice.

That's his privacy, so I won't reveal it. I bet if you asked him, he'd tell you the truth.

"Holy crap, he's actually a poor little guy? It's quite something that he hasn't gotten depressed by now."

Tsk tsk, the more you talk about it, the more tempted I become.

I'll have Xiaodie deliver the things I picked out to my hospital tomorrow, so please don't bother me today.

I'll try my best to see if I can turn your cousin into your brother-in-law.

Jiang Xinyu waved her hand wearily, "I wish you success!"

To be honest, she was quite confident that Liu Xu would accept Bei Bei.

After all, the way that guy looked at Beibei was definitely not innocent, and it's hard to say whether he was straight or not.

She was just worried that the two of them wouldn't be able to get along in bed.

If something is unavailable, it can be replaced with a tool, but having an extra tool seems rather troublesome.

It's unclear which of the two will ultimately be the one to suffer for love.

Is it going to be a mutual top/bottom relationship like Jin Zekang and Xie Zhuo? Bei Bei... will she do that?

As soon as Xiao Yuan entered the door, he saw his wife lost in thought, sometimes giggling and sometimes blushing.

Out of concern, I asked a question and was immediately bombarded with gossip by my wife.

Xiao Yuan listened attentively, occasionally offering positive feedback, his serious demeanor even more attentive than when Chen Jiu reported on the military situation earlier.

The more I listen, the more I want to complain.

This world is indeed getting more and more absurd.

The thought of Bao Beibei's true identity and Liu Xu's past felt like a fantasy to him.

The prince becomes a monk, disguised as a woman!

Young master, abduction, male prostitute reformed!

Their pasts are both incredibly fascinating, and now they've actually fallen for each other.

Is his wife cursed? Why is there no normal person around him?


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